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Grumpy old fart. Guitars, gaming, music, pizza, politics, history, science.
Don't worry. If the GOP breaks it's promise then Chuck will write them a strongly worded letter.
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.

I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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It's been a few days since Trump announced his "deal" with Xi. It's now clear that Trump got fleeced. America gave up lots and got nothing.

It's a story you should know bc few things matter more than the U.S.-China relationship.

1/ So here's a🧵
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Take a trip down memory lane… Enjoy! 😉
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Prediction: The murderer will turn out to be a single white guy with ties to the right. Incoherent or vague manifesto about sparking a race war. Republicans will quickly drop it, and the media will lose interest. Meanwhile the erosion of the nation will continue unreported.
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."

Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Josh Johnson
July 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Art by Bob Layzell (Born 1940) known for his many book covers and work in the Terran Trade Authority series
July 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yeah we all know why the Epstein files weren't released

youtube.com/shorts/ZJorA...
Trump hedges on declassifying Epstein files
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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‘During Masterchef, I was sampling a young lady’s cream buns. They were so delicious my trousers fell off. Due to my undiagnosed neurodiversity I wasn’t wearing any underwear and someone will have to pay for the dangerous environment I had been put in and the flagrant abuse of my human rights.’
July 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So when DOGE was fucking around stealing everyone's data did they at least make a copy of the Epstein list? Time for Big Balls to man up and earn his moniker.
July 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I saved this...
July 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
From before the election...
July 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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They created the name “Alligator Alcatraz” as press bait to disguise what it is: a concentration camp. It’s there. For all the world to see. While the American mainstream media enthusiastically chews on their word tidbit, tails wagging.
July 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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That look………when even the coffee starts tasting like despair and you can’t hide it anymore.
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Bird Soldiers
(Older work)
June 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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found it ‘Does this raise a question of cognitive ability? You be the judge.’
youtu.be/0G3cB1vYuq0?...
Durbin Plays Video Questioning Trump's Cognitive Abilities At Judiciary Hearing On 'Biden Cover-Up'
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Drone spies on cargo ships. 🚢

These things 🚁 are changing the world 🌏, anyone can have them and wherever they are, no one is safe. Scary stuff.
An invisible maritime menace Mysterious drones spy on Western defenses as cargo ships linked to Russia cruise European waters — Meduza
Russia may be spying on Western military assets and infrastructure using drones launched from passing civilian ships, and European countries cannot find a way to prove it, let alone stop it, according...
meduza.io
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Please beware of agitator bot accounts posing as allies to incite violence.
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Another underrated masterpiece
youtu.be/NV1dLOiyvvk?...
Drowning Man (Remastered 2008)
YouTube video by U2 - Topic
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM