Steven Keppler
@stkeppler.bsky.social
NJ lawyer and generally left-leaning opinion pusher. All opinions are my own and not reflective of any professional affiliations. NYY, NYK, NYR, JETS, LEGO. (He/him)
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Steven Keppler
@stkeppler.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Let's play nice. Unnecessarily rude and aggressive people will be blocked.
I have no interest in internet tough guy nonsense.
I have no interest in internet tough guy nonsense.
So very many things do not make sense in this world.
But Nicki Minaj praising the idea of charging DON LEMON with the KKK Act?
Didn't see that one coming.
But Nicki Minaj praising the idea of charging DON LEMON with the KKK Act?
Didn't see that one coming.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So very many things do not make sense in this world.
But Nicki Minaj praising the idea of charging DON LEMON with the KKK Act?
Didn't see that one coming.
But Nicki Minaj praising the idea of charging DON LEMON with the KKK Act?
Didn't see that one coming.
30 years of being a Hoosier and this feels SO DAMN GOOD!
Congrats Coach Cig and the whole team.
Perfection.
It's an IU thing
Congrats Coach Cig and the whole team.
Perfection.
It's an IU thing
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
30 years of being a Hoosier and this feels SO DAMN GOOD!
Congrats Coach Cig and the whole team.
Perfection.
It's an IU thing
Congrats Coach Cig and the whole team.
Perfection.
It's an IU thing
One of my favorite albums
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
One of my favorite albums
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Every time Trump breaks the clear letter of the law, the NYT and WaPo write a story about how he’s “pushing boundaries” or “testing the limits of his authority”
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every time Trump breaks the clear letter of the law, the NYT and WaPo write a story about how he’s “pushing boundaries” or “testing the limits of his authority”
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
He's not Chuck Yeager, guys. He's a crook.
OK let's pull this bus over: ZERO mystery.
He got elected/re-elected b/c of racism, misleading media not held accountable for its content, "both-sidesism" &, critically, systemic undermining of public education in US for decades which produced people who have no idea how to think for themselves.
He got elected/re-elected b/c of racism, misleading media not held accountable for its content, "both-sidesism" &, critically, systemic undermining of public education in US for decades which produced people who have no idea how to think for themselves.
How Trump was elected president for the most powerful nation on Earth - TWICE - will go down in history as one of the truly biggest mysteries.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
OK let's pull this bus over: ZERO mystery.
He got elected/re-elected b/c of racism, misleading media not held accountable for its content, "both-sidesism" &, critically, systemic undermining of public education in US for decades which produced people who have no idea how to think for themselves.
He got elected/re-elected b/c of racism, misleading media not held accountable for its content, "both-sidesism" &, critically, systemic undermining of public education in US for decades which produced people who have no idea how to think for themselves.
POTUS writes [insane] letter to the PM of Norway basically saying he's taking Greenland b/c the Nobel Committee didn't select him.
for so very many reasons, it's well-past time to invoke the 25th Amendment.
for so very many reasons, it's well-past time to invoke the 25th Amendment.
Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress are fine with this
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
POTUS writes [insane] letter to the PM of Norway basically saying he's taking Greenland b/c the Nobel Committee didn't select him.
for so very many reasons, it's well-past time to invoke the 25th Amendment.
for so very many reasons, it's well-past time to invoke the 25th Amendment.
I mean there's a reason. Very few people can pull off Randall Flagg
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I mean there's a reason. Very few people can pull off Randall Flagg
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
Remember when "have you no shame" was enough to stop this shit?
Publishing the names of protesters and contacting their employers to have them fired for exercising their rights is a tactic straight out of the White Citizens Councils.
They're going to start using the Kirk witch hunt strategy.
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Remember when "have you no shame" was enough to stop this shit?
I expect him to reframe this because it clearly says it's the medal awarded to Machado.
His ego won't tolerate that
His ego won't tolerate that
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I expect him to reframe this because it clearly says it's the medal awarded to Machado.
His ego won't tolerate that
His ego won't tolerate that
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January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
thank goodness none of the 26 basketball players indicted today went to IU.
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
thank goodness none of the 26 basketball players indicted today went to IU.
This guy is literally all of us.
The one thing authoritarian leaders usually have going for them is the general apathy of the majority when they make a move solely against a marginal group in society.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
This guy is literally all of us.
"You see, what had happened was, some of these so-called protectors were little bitches and don't love America"
Bondi: "What happened in Minnesota -- we had 6 prosecutors who suddenly decided they didn't want to support the men and women in ICE. One of them was busy doing a photo shoot with the New York Times while ICE was out there risking their lives ... breaking news tonight: I fired them all."
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"You see, what had happened was, some of these so-called protectors were little bitches and don't love America"
And here's your exaggeration of the day
the first democratic district attorney to arrest an ice agent will become a top tier presidential candidate
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
And here's your exaggeration of the day
Look what came early...
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Look what came early...
Really, it's every day.
Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY!
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Really, it's every day.
less than zero.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
less than zero.
"I want you to bamf me."
@gailsimone.bsky.social somehow makes teleporting sound incredibly intimate.
@gailsimone.bsky.social somehow makes teleporting sound incredibly intimate.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"I want you to bamf me."
@gailsimone.bsky.social somehow makes teleporting sound incredibly intimate.
@gailsimone.bsky.social somehow makes teleporting sound incredibly intimate.
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
I've never - in 20 years of practice - seen a more disrespectful brief.
And it's filed by DOJ. In federal court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
And it's filed by DOJ. In federal court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I've never - in 20 years of practice - seen a more disrespectful brief.
And it's filed by DOJ. In federal court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
And it's filed by DOJ. In federal court.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Papiere bitte.
The local police should intervene. What ICE is doing is unlawful.
BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Papiere bitte.
Thinking about Great Expectations' opening ("my father's family naming being Pirrip, and my Christian name being Phillip...")
And I just need to ask Dickens what kind of monster names their kid "Phillip Pirrip?"
And I just need to ask Dickens what kind of monster names their kid "Phillip Pirrip?"
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Thinking about Great Expectations' opening ("my father's family naming being Pirrip, and my Christian name being Phillip...")
And I just need to ask Dickens what kind of monster names their kid "Phillip Pirrip?"
And I just need to ask Dickens what kind of monster names their kid "Phillip Pirrip?"
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