Steven Keppler
stkeppler.bsky.social
Steven Keppler
@stkeppler.bsky.social
NJ lawyer and generally left-leaning opinion pusher. All opinions are my own and not reflective of any professional affiliations. NYY, NYK, NYR, JETS, LEGO. (He/him)
Like, fer sure.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Absolutely, and as someone who had to give up the family house when my marriage ended, I don't think I'll ever have one again. And that makes me sad.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe so, Gail.

But we both know Lew Zealand's got your number with his distance attacks
kermit the frog says how about my boomerang fish while holding a fish
ALT: kermit the frog says how about my boomerang fish while holding a fish
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November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
those are Fraggles, sir.
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
16% seems reasonable
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sure, but who's going to be able to save up that 6-figure down payment when the rent is that high?
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Legit, I would've pegged Madge for a Warren Worthington kind of gal.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if all of them wanted the government reopened...but not on these terms.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Honestly, I'm absolutely loving the Absolute Wonder Woman run Kelly Thompson's been writing. She's kinda brilliant with the words.

But if you haven't read Fiona Staples & Brian K Vaughan's "Saga" you're really missing out.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
that content belongs on Twitt..errr...X.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When it costs more to rent a 2 BDRM unit than mortgage a 4 BDRM house (ask me how I know!) you really start to see folx change their opinion on afforable housing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hence the goggles
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i'll go get my violin for him.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was driving so it was slightly less invasive
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
...and binders full of women
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
he's got a real way with words, that Staver.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
it's a straight line between the two, i know. I'm so predictable.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i'm just saying I need goggles. Like the cool wraparound ones skiiers get to wear that the rave kids coopted in the late 90s/early 2000s? I could totally pull those off at 47. Where are my Jncos?
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's ok, Montreal's "bagels" aren't really bagels anyway.

Lovely people, beautiful city. Underwhelming bagels.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
שאַנדע. That's what those are.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i thought that was just apocrypha? Great, now I need to buy goggles so i don't get glitter all up in my eyes.

The things I do for parasocial acquaintences, I swear....
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM