Stig Helmer
@stighelmer.bsky.social
This is a Mindy Furano fan account
Mr. President I believe your advisors are hiding accurate polling that shows you will be elected to 4 more terms by a grateful nation and world if you compel Disney to make the 3rd Ridley Scott Alien prequel
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mr. President I believe your advisors are hiding accurate polling that shows you will be elected to 4 more terms by a grateful nation and world if you compel Disney to make the 3rd Ridley Scott Alien prequel
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As basically anyone who’s talked to me since the summer knows, I’ve been working on this for months. Thanks to everyone who shared their insights. (I’ve got a lot more to say in the future, too.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/m...
Can You Believe the Documentary You’re Watching?
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
As basically anyone who’s talked to me since the summer knows, I’ve been working on this for months. Thanks to everyone who shared their insights. (I’ve got a lot more to say in the future, too.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/m...
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Did not have "Pope Makes Impassioned Defense of Cinema" on this year's bingo card.
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
deadline.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did not have "Pope Makes Impassioned Defense of Cinema" on this year's bingo card.
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Oregon, please follow the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition on IG. They provide training, information, & the 24/7 hotline for ice activity.
You can also reach them at:
hotline: 1-888-622-1510
email: pircpdx@gmail.com
#Newport #Salem #Eugene #Astoria #Bend #immigrationrights #ice #Oregon #pdx
You can also reach them at:
hotline: 1-888-622-1510
email: pircpdx@gmail.com
#Newport #Salem #Eugene #Astoria #Bend #immigrationrights #ice #Oregon #pdx
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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he is silent now. a solemn heaviness to the air. soon the aggressive night pissing will begin, but not in this moment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
he is silent now. a solemn heaviness to the air. soon the aggressive night pissing will begin, but not in this moment.
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He is jumping and screaming and repeating something that sounds like “we won” but the score looks the same
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He is jumping and screaming and repeating something that sounds like “we won” but the score looks the same
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what’s happening him and a friend are screaming simultaneously (not in a hot way)
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
what’s happening him and a friend are screaming simultaneously (not in a hot way)
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Ah yes, the famous crooner, gangster, and member of the rat pack, JFK
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ah yes, the famous crooner, gangster, and member of the rat pack, JFK
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judging the game’s score by the screams of the neighbour above me
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
judging the game’s score by the screams of the neighbour above me
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“my therapist said they like you” is the new third base
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“my therapist said they like you” is the new third base
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Need to know who Barack Obama’s was
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Need to know who Barack Obama’s was
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reply “YES DADDY” to support local efforts
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
reply “YES DADDY” to support local efforts
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I think I would be good at writing automated political campaign sexts
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think I would be good at writing automated political campaign sexts
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a lot of being laid off so far has involved replying earnestly to cat social media accounts
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
a lot of being laid off so far has involved replying earnestly to cat social media accounts
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Aww Toad has ADD too
“Help!” cried Toad. “My list is blowing away. What will I do without my list?”
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Aww Toad has ADD too
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big day for the born in 1991 community
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
big day for the born in 1991 community
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“I will NEVER watch You’ve Got Mail through the same eyes”
People will say, “The New York I love is DONE” and it’s like a guy who only visited NYC once when his daughter failed to get into CAP21
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“I will NEVER watch You’ve Got Mail through the same eyes”
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@iankarmel.bsky.social thought you should know that Dick Cheney was shot down in his prime
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
@iankarmel.bsky.social thought you should know that Dick Cheney was shot down in his prime
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things are about to get real “I’m just Italian” tonight at the loser after party
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
things are about to get real “I’m just Italian” tonight at the loser after party
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republican social media posts are about to hurt so good
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
republican social media posts are about to hurt so good
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okay I have to say I agree with him here
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
okay I have to say I agree with him here
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we need AI “creators” to be more embarrassed than they are
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
we need AI “creators” to be more embarrassed than they are
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is this the bully from A Christmas Story
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
is this the bully from A Christmas Story