Steve
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Steve
@steve797.bsky.social
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the new american dream is to be in a coma
February 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
January 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ya better get busy making videos in sunglasses while driving!
January 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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He "got stuck" watching Seth Meyers? I guess Musk wouldn't let him have the remote.
January 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I know His Majesty, Lord Waffles, will be well taken care of by his loyal human. You all stay safe, Lauren!
January 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ehh, I prefer you a few kiwis away from a fruit salad.
January 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love that kitty!
January 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To me, it's xmas STeve! Happy birthday to me!
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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You only hear about stockings hung by the chimney with care. Shout out to the stockings thrown up there all willy nilly and whatnot.
December 25, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Only the coolest are born on this day! Happy birthday, angel!
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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in my dream it’s because they hired taylor swift to sing and she charged them $400 billion and she’s going to distribute it to all the servers who are going to have to deal with a wedding crowd that’s going to be INSUFFERABLE
I am sorry but it is physically impossible to throw a $600 million wedding. The Daily Mail screwed something up, I want to sow class discontent more than anyone but this figure is obviously absurd lol
Jeff Bezos to marry fiancée Lauren Sanchez in lavish $600M Aspen wedding next weekend: report
Bezos, 60, and his fiancé, 54, have remained mum on their wedding plans and have not yet publicly confirmed their wedding date.
nypost.com
December 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
We need to FINALLY meet and get all stoney baloney together!
December 20, 2024 at 8:27 AM
There are others?
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ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face making an angry face
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Exactly
December 13, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way!
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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As someone on SSDI I can't tell you how it hurts to listen to people speak about Social Security and Medicare but fail to mention the populations who subsist on these programs:

Seniors: 77.8%
Survivors: 11.2%
People w/Disabilities: 11%

It's very crucial in our messaging to ensure EVERYONE is seen.
December 8, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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SCREM
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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The disrespect for education will ruin the United States
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
This is my first post/tweet/twat/message/announcement:

Kiss my grits, First Lady Elmo Musky.
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM