Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
Speaking only for myself
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Speaking only for myself
I call upon FIFA to take back the FIFA Peace Prize and award it to Vladimir Putin, who managed not to capture President Zelenskyy.
Fair is fair. Otherwise, I might call the legitimacy of the entire award into question!
Fair is fair. Otherwise, I might call the legitimacy of the entire award into question!
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I call upon FIFA to take back the FIFA Peace Prize and award it to Vladimir Putin, who managed not to capture President Zelenskyy.
Fair is fair. Otherwise, I might call the legitimacy of the entire award into question!
Fair is fair. Otherwise, I might call the legitimacy of the entire award into question!
Pete Hegseth feels entirely too safe while talking reckless. Unless the US has an official Breakfast Bourbon - Lunchtime Coke - Dinnertime Melange Poison Tester, he's as vulnerable as any other addict.
The Secretary (lol) of War (also lol) is only safe if the Secret Service carries Naloxone kits.
The Secretary (lol) of War (also lol) is only safe if the Secret Service carries Naloxone kits.
absolutely bizarre to see a violent, rogue american regime, which is threatening military attacks on a bunch of major trading partners and close allies, and openly fantasizing about hitler-style wars of territorial conquest, covered in the tone of horse-race political commentary
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Pete Hegseth feels entirely too safe while talking reckless. Unless the US has an official Breakfast Bourbon - Lunchtime Coke - Dinnertime Melange Poison Tester, he's as vulnerable as any other addict.
The Secretary (lol) of War (also lol) is only safe if the Secret Service carries Naloxone kits.
The Secretary (lol) of War (also lol) is only safe if the Secret Service carries Naloxone kits.
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I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
Same same. I have a large peer group of friends and former colleagues and I bring this issue up regularly. I can safely say that I know at least a hundred regular travelers to the US who have now cut them off completely.
My overseas friends and I are now meeting in Portugal instead of Miami.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
My overseas friends and I are now meeting in Portugal instead of Miami.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Same same. I have a large peer group of friends and former colleagues and I bring this issue up regularly. I can safely say that I know at least a hundred regular travelers to the US who have now cut them off completely.
My overseas friends and I are now meeting in Portugal instead of Miami.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
My overseas friends and I are now meeting in Portugal instead of Miami.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
If you want to make the claim that J Cole is the greatest rapper of all time, I'm here to defend your position and I can fuckin DO it.
Test me.
Test me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If you want to make the claim that J Cole is the greatest rapper of all time, I'm here to defend your position and I can fuckin DO it.
Test me.
Test me.
America, come get your crazy ass grandpa. He's bugging out again.
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
America, come get your crazy ass grandpa. He's bugging out again.
Didn't even know Bari Weiss was Jewish. I just think she's a vapid moron full of ill intent.
She suppressed a story about her government sponsoring concentration camps, so this lame-ass attempt to frame her comeuppance as antisemitism is yet another example of vapid ill intent. Piss off, hoes.
She suppressed a story about her government sponsoring concentration camps, so this lame-ass attempt to frame her comeuppance as antisemitism is yet another example of vapid ill intent. Piss off, hoes.
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Didn't even know Bari Weiss was Jewish. I just think she's a vapid moron full of ill intent.
She suppressed a story about her government sponsoring concentration camps, so this lame-ass attempt to frame her comeuppance as antisemitism is yet another example of vapid ill intent. Piss off, hoes.
She suppressed a story about her government sponsoring concentration camps, so this lame-ass attempt to frame her comeuppance as antisemitism is yet another example of vapid ill intent. Piss off, hoes.
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Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
Finally! Off work for the next 11 days, with a bunch of birthdays to celebrate, first Christmas with my boo, last Christmas with Dad and best of all - NO ALARMS TO WAKE ME UP 🌲🎁❤️😀
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Finally! Off work for the next 11 days, with a bunch of birthdays to celebrate, first Christmas with my boo, last Christmas with Dad and best of all - NO ALARMS TO WAKE ME UP 🌲🎁❤️😀
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If it weren't for Rape Culture, MAGA would have no culture at all
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If it weren't for Rape Culture, MAGA would have no culture at all
How did this get twice as relevant in one year wtf
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How did this get twice as relevant in one year wtf
That's a legit KO of Jake Paul by Anthony Joshua.
Can I also tell you that if Tyson Fury had been given that count in his first fight with Deontay Wilder, it would have ended via 10th rd KO instead of a draw?
This is why some of us know when the game is being played. I dare you to argue this.
Can I also tell you that if Tyson Fury had been given that count in his first fight with Deontay Wilder, it would have ended via 10th rd KO instead of a draw?
This is why some of us know when the game is being played. I dare you to argue this.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
That's a legit KO of Jake Paul by Anthony Joshua.
Can I also tell you that if Tyson Fury had been given that count in his first fight with Deontay Wilder, it would have ended via 10th rd KO instead of a draw?
This is why some of us know when the game is being played. I dare you to argue this.
Can I also tell you that if Tyson Fury had been given that count in his first fight with Deontay Wilder, it would have ended via 10th rd KO instead of a draw?
This is why some of us know when the game is being played. I dare you to argue this.
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
I wish everyone had the same understanding and love for the band Placebo that I enjoy.
They've been doing their thing for 30+ years and it's been all hits and no misses.
They were good enough for David Bowie to invest his entire social credit into, and for good reason.
They've been doing their thing for 30+ years and it's been all hits and no misses.
They were good enough for David Bowie to invest his entire social credit into, and for good reason.
Placebo - Fix Yourself (live from "Never Let Me Go tour 2022/2023")
YouTube video by A Place For Soulmates To Dream
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I wish everyone had the same understanding and love for the band Placebo that I enjoy.
They've been doing their thing for 30+ years and it's been all hits and no misses.
They were good enough for David Bowie to invest his entire social credit into, and for good reason.
They've been doing their thing for 30+ years and it's been all hits and no misses.
They were good enough for David Bowie to invest his entire social credit into, and for good reason.
We at Lauryn Hill y'all 🔥
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We at Lauryn Hill y'all 🔥
Date Night tonight with the my boo to see one of our favourite artists at Massey Hall!
Hint: She's going to be SO late 🙄🤣🔥
Hint: She's going to be SO late 🙄🤣🔥
I Gotta Find Peace of Mind (Live)
YouTube video by Ms. Lauryn Hill - Topic
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Date Night tonight with the my boo to see one of our favourite artists at Massey Hall!
Hint: She's going to be SO late 🙄🤣🔥
Hint: She's going to be SO late 🙄🤣🔥
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Ford closed the science centre for no reason, is shrinking it dramatically, and gov’t doesn’t want you to know the truth about this.
My column:
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toron...
My column:
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toron...
Doug Ford shrinks Ontario Science Centre to fit in temporary home at Toronto Harbourfront
The space is a fraction of the size of the original building in Don Mills, which has been closed since June, 2024
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ford closed the science centre for no reason, is shrinking it dramatically, and gov’t doesn’t want you to know the truth about this.
My column:
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toron...
My column:
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toron...
I'm heading out to go play pool with some prominent 🇨🇦 rappers tonight. You might think it's because I'm a long standing member of Toronto's hip hop community, but no.
It's because I used to play Ultimate Frisbee with their investment manager and it's his bornday.
Absolutely the whitest shit ever 🤣
It's because I used to play Ultimate Frisbee with their investment manager and it's his bornday.
Absolutely the whitest shit ever 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm heading out to go play pool with some prominent 🇨🇦 rappers tonight. You might think it's because I'm a long standing member of Toronto's hip hop community, but no.
It's because I used to play Ultimate Frisbee with their investment manager and it's his bornday.
Absolutely the whitest shit ever 🤣
It's because I used to play Ultimate Frisbee with their investment manager and it's his bornday.
Absolutely the whitest shit ever 🤣
Chat, would a very stable genius say any of this crazy nonsense?
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Chat, would a very stable genius say any of this crazy nonsense?
They can make charlize theron look like this but they can't make Trump's hand look even slightly normal okay
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They can make charlize theron look like this but they can't make Trump's hand look even slightly normal okay
Being unable to provide any salient descriptive information about the supposed #1 terrorist threat facing the country nor properly answering any relevant questions about said threat feels like it should be disqualifying.
Which means this guy is about to get promoted. Tell me again about DEI, tho?
Which means this guy is about to get promoted. Tell me again about DEI, tho?
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Being unable to provide any salient descriptive information about the supposed #1 terrorist threat facing the country nor properly answering any relevant questions about said threat feels like it should be disqualifying.
Which means this guy is about to get promoted. Tell me again about DEI, tho?
Which means this guy is about to get promoted. Tell me again about DEI, tho?
Why is every tech bro of my lifetime also the biggest, dumbest sounding loser I've ever heard?
They all think they're Tony Stark but they're all just run of the mill dorks that I'd ignore at a party.
They all think they're Tony Stark but they're all just run of the mill dorks that I'd ignore at a party.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Why is every tech bro of my lifetime also the biggest, dumbest sounding loser I've ever heard?
They all think they're Tony Stark but they're all just run of the mill dorks that I'd ignore at a party.
They all think they're Tony Stark but they're all just run of the mill dorks that I'd ignore at a party.
As always, my opinion is that if the fight goes to a decision they are both losers. As are we.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
As always, my opinion is that if the fight goes to a decision they are both losers. As are we.