Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
Wild to me that a man with 34 felonies and a rape conviction can be elected by enough idiots that he gets to travel to Switzerland and say some truly heinous shit like this.
There's a bottle of champagne in my fridge that gets popped the day this loser dies and I promise the party will be epic.
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There's a bottle of champagne in my fridge that gets popped the day this loser dies and I promise the party will be epic.
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Trump: "Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. They should be grateful but they're not. He watched your prime minister yesterday. He wasn't so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada. Canada lives because of the United States. Remember that, Mark, next time you make your statements"
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Wild to me that a man with 34 felonies and a rape conviction can be elected by enough idiots that he gets to travel to Switzerland and say some truly heinous shit like this.
There's a bottle of champagne in my fridge that gets popped the day this loser dies and I promise the party will be epic.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
There's a bottle of champagne in my fridge that gets popped the day this loser dies and I promise the party will be epic.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
America, come get your grandpa. He's in Davos shitting his pants and embarrassing you on a global stage for the 1,000,000th time.
What even in the fuck.
What even in the fuck.
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
America, come get your grandpa. He's in Davos shitting his pants and embarrassing you on a global stage for the 1,000,000th time.
What even in the fuck.
What even in the fuck.
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trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
Who wants to bet that when Shitler gets up to pee into his golden toilet overnight, he gets wound up while cruising social media and starts crashing out with nonsensical, Weirdly Capitalized and directly threatening Truth Social posts that serve as his moronic contributions to geopolitics?
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Who wants to bet that when Shitler gets up to pee into his golden toilet overnight, he gets wound up while cruising social media and starts crashing out with nonsensical, Weirdly Capitalized and directly threatening Truth Social posts that serve as his moronic contributions to geopolitics?
Cool now everyone get together and hit them with super soakers full of cat piss.
Make sure these fucks feel unsafe at all times.
Make sure these fucks feel unsafe at all times.
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Cool now everyone get together and hit them with super soakers full of cat piss.
Make sure these fucks feel unsafe at all times.
Make sure these fucks feel unsafe at all times.
Sometimes I'll stumble across a meme that seems like it was made specifically for me.
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes I'll stumble across a meme that seems like it was made specifically for me.
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
Welcome to the revolution. You're lapping all the quislings on the couch.
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Welcome to the revolution. You're lapping all the quislings on the couch.
Maria Whatsherface just became the saddest little weakling bitch on all of Earth.
Not even kidding. This is the weakest thing anyone on this planet did today. She's the preeminent cuckquean of the entire human race at this time.
Someone please make sure she knows how sad and pathetic she is.
Not even kidding. This is the weakest thing anyone on this planet did today. She's the preeminent cuckquean of the entire human race at this time.
Someone please make sure she knows how sad and pathetic she is.
Maria Corina Machado met with President Trump and said she presented him with her Nobel Peace Prize. It came a day after Trump spoke with Venezuela’s acting president. https://to.pbs.org/49oAMVZ
Machado presents Trump her Nobel Prize as uncertainty surrounds Venezuela’s leadership
Maria Corina Machado met with President Trump and said she presented him with her Nobel Peace Prize. It came a day after Trump spoke with Venezuela’s acting president, a woman who in the past disparag...
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January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Maria Whatsherface just became the saddest little weakling bitch on all of Earth.
Not even kidding. This is the weakest thing anyone on this planet did today. She's the preeminent cuckquean of the entire human race at this time.
Someone please make sure she knows how sad and pathetic she is.
Not even kidding. This is the weakest thing anyone on this planet did today. She's the preeminent cuckquean of the entire human race at this time.
Someone please make sure she knows how sad and pathetic she is.
All this does is further prove my theory that this whole administration is focused on the goal of putting Saturday Night Live writers out of work. No one can write satire when the real world is this absurd.
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
All this does is further prove my theory that this whole administration is focused on the goal of putting Saturday Night Live writers out of work. No one can write satire when the real world is this absurd.
This is the most "participation ribbon" nonsense of all time, and also handed to a dork who bombed 7 countries in less than one year.
Every time a conservative brings up boys in girls sports, show them this.
Beyond embarrassing. Beyond pathetic. Just plain stupid.
Every time a conservative brings up boys in girls sports, show them this.
Beyond embarrassing. Beyond pathetic. Just plain stupid.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
This is the most "participation ribbon" nonsense of all time, and also handed to a dork who bombed 7 countries in less than one year.
Every time a conservative brings up boys in girls sports, show them this.
Beyond embarrassing. Beyond pathetic. Just plain stupid.
Every time a conservative brings up boys in girls sports, show them this.
Beyond embarrassing. Beyond pathetic. Just plain stupid.
Every day brings a new and renewed belief that we are truly living in the dumbest possible timeline and things will only get dumber as time marches relentlessly forward.
Every day. No exceptions. The cost of awareness of current events is the burden of that belief.
Every day. No exceptions. The cost of awareness of current events is the burden of that belief.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Every day brings a new and renewed belief that we are truly living in the dumbest possible timeline and things will only get dumber as time marches relentlessly forward.
Every day. No exceptions. The cost of awareness of current events is the burden of that belief.
Every day. No exceptions. The cost of awareness of current events is the burden of that belief.
Think of all the fantasies these fat white trash losers get to live out while doing this. They get to hurt smaller people that don't look like them, they get to assault women who are powerless to stop them, and they get to make more money than the teachers who tried to show them better.
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Think of all the fantasies these fat white trash losers get to live out while doing this. They get to hurt smaller people that don't look like them, they get to assault women who are powerless to stop them, and they get to make more money than the teachers who tried to show them better.
🖕🏻🇺🇸
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The last thing we need is for this human thumb to get into any rooms where important decisions are made. I miss the days when clowns like him were relegated to message boards instead of the god damned government.
This man is the very avatar of white mediocrity run amok.
This man is the very avatar of white mediocrity run amok.
Rep. Randy Fine on his bill to make Greenland the 51st state: "We need to make sure we assert our dominance over the Western Hemisphere ... the last thing we need is Greenland to become another Venezuela where we have huge problems we have to deal with in the future."
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The last thing we need is for this human thumb to get into any rooms where important decisions are made. I miss the days when clowns like him were relegated to message boards instead of the god damned government.
This man is the very avatar of white mediocrity run amok.
This man is the very avatar of white mediocrity run amok.
Do prdele, kurwa. 🇨🇿
Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Do prdele, kurwa. 🇨🇿
Timeline cleanse. This kind of DIY music video represents the world I grew up in and makes me so much happier than ICE snuff reaction videos ever could.
Flock of Seagulls "Space Age Love Song" | Rock Mix | Death Blossoms
YouTube video by Death Blossoms
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Timeline cleanse. This kind of DIY music video represents the world I grew up in and makes me so much happier than ICE snuff reaction videos ever could.
America should change its name from the United States of America to something more fitting.
"The United States of Pieces of Fascist Shit" seems appropriate.
Or just go full send on your death cult worship and call yourselves Trumpistan. In either case, no one trusts you or likes you evil fucks.
"The United States of Pieces of Fascist Shit" seems appropriate.
Or just go full send on your death cult worship and call yourselves Trumpistan. In either case, no one trusts you or likes you evil fucks.
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
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January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
America should change its name from the United States of America to something more fitting.
"The United States of Pieces of Fascist Shit" seems appropriate.
Or just go full send on your death cult worship and call yourselves Trumpistan. In either case, no one trusts you or likes you evil fucks.
"The United States of Pieces of Fascist Shit" seems appropriate.
Or just go full send on your death cult worship and call yourselves Trumpistan. In either case, no one trusts you or likes you evil fucks.
So that means....
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
So that means....
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boy do i have a continent to tell him about
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
boy do i have a continent to tell him about
This has been a long week and it is now over. Bring on the weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This has been a long week and it is now over. Bring on the weekend.
"Aside from being fascist fucking cowards, every ICE guy looks like the biggest loser you've ever met, on the worst day of their life. Just a sloppy, watery-eyed yokel, white- knuckling his way through divorce, dribbling chaw down his goatee and furious about an OF model who won't message him back."
ah. they all got the memo
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January 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"Aside from being fascist fucking cowards, every ICE guy looks like the biggest loser you've ever met, on the worst day of their life. Just a sloppy, watery-eyed yokel, white- knuckling his way through divorce, dribbling chaw down his goatee and furious about an OF model who won't message him back."
Happy Bornday, David Bowie 💔
David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by David Bowie
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Happy Bornday, David Bowie 💔
Black America tried to tell everyone years ago and a large portion of white America told them to sit down and shut up.
Even the "All Lives Matter" crowd is finding ways to suggest that the poor woman shot dead by Trump's nazi goons was a life that somehow didn't matter.
THERE. IS. NO. BOTTOM.
Even the "All Lives Matter" crowd is finding ways to suggest that the poor woman shot dead by Trump's nazi goons was a life that somehow didn't matter.
THERE. IS. NO. BOTTOM.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Black America tried to tell everyone years ago and a large portion of white America told them to sit down and shut up.
Even the "All Lives Matter" crowd is finding ways to suggest that the poor woman shot dead by Trump's nazi goons was a life that somehow didn't matter.
THERE. IS. NO. BOTTOM.
Even the "All Lives Matter" crowd is finding ways to suggest that the poor woman shot dead by Trump's nazi goons was a life that somehow didn't matter.
THERE. IS. NO. BOTTOM.
Hey is now a good time to remind everyone that Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at the inauguration and that the orange shitbird posted an AI slop video of him dumping liquid shit all over Americans?
Let's be real.
There is NO bottom with these people. Your country is run by psychopaths.
Let's be real.
There is NO bottom with these people. Your country is run by psychopaths.
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Hey is now a good time to remind everyone that Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at the inauguration and that the orange shitbird posted an AI slop video of him dumping liquid shit all over Americans?
Let's be real.
There is NO bottom with these people. Your country is run by psychopaths.
Let's be real.
There is NO bottom with these people. Your country is run by psychopaths.