Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
Good ol' Murph, just being the best doggo he can be...
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Good ol' Murph, just being the best doggo he can be...
"I'm A tRaiNed KiLLeR iN hAnd 2 HAnd cOmbAt"
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"I'm A tRaiNed KiLLeR iN hAnd 2 HAnd cOmbAt"
Oh yeah? Explain this, then.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh yeah? Explain this, then.
Murphy got my leftover steak for dinner and is about to get a whole sardine because he is the goodest of boys.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Murphy got my leftover steak for dinner and is about to get a whole sardine because he is the goodest of boys.
You should probably give her a whole fish to eat.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You should probably give her a whole fish to eat.
Big time "Table For One at Chuck E. Cheese" Energy 🫤
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Big time "Table For One at Chuck E. Cheese" Energy 🫤
Content like this sustains me in ways that very few other things can.
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Content like this sustains me in ways that very few other things can.
I don't know about anyone else but the longer they keep an absolute loser like PP at the helm, the happier I am.
There's an old saying: "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake".
There's an old saying: "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake".
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don't know about anyone else but the longer they keep an absolute loser like PP at the helm, the happier I am.
There's an old saying: "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake".
There's an old saying: "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake".
Tighter and Tighter remains in my top 5 all time songs. Obviously.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Tighter and Tighter remains in my top 5 all time songs. Obviously.
I'll give you this. It's twice as long as it needs to be and the most interesting characters are all the women who get the least attention.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'll give you this. It's twice as long as it needs to be and the most interesting characters are all the women who get the least attention.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.
Bro I have all them Pride fights on digital just hit me up and I'll send it all. Fuck em.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Bro I have all them Pride fights on digital just hit me up and I'll send it all. Fuck em.
Dammit, Samsung...
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and the man is asking what are you stupid
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and the man is asking what are you stupid
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Dammit, Samsung...
Oh man wait until you eat psychedelics while having a 102° fever
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh man wait until you eat psychedelics while having a 102° fever