Stefan Beyron
@stefanbeyron.bsky.social
Swede by circumstance of birth.
Half Danish by circumstance of parentage.
Left-wing because voting for those who would destroy me would be stupid.
Enjoy life while you can, tomorrow it might be over.
Half Danish by circumstance of parentage.
Left-wing because voting for those who would destroy me would be stupid.
Enjoy life while you can, tomorrow it might be over.
Pinned
Coworker:it's time!(ominously)
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
If a bullet is fired in a zero gravity environment with no obstructions what will happen?🤔
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
If a bullet is fired in a zero gravity environment with no obstructions what will happen?🤔
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What do your kind know of age verification? We have sung songs of lament before your ancestors crawled on their bellies from the sea!
Age verification? From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 AM
What do your kind know of age verification? We have sung songs of lament before your ancestors crawled on their bellies from the sea!
Age verification?
I lived through the Bush administration, both of them.
I lived through the Bush administration, both of them.
Age verification?
I watched He-Man, Inspector Gadget, Thundercats, Transformers, G.I. Joe and TMNT in first run Syndication.
I watched He-Man, Inspector Gadget, Thundercats, Transformers, G.I. Joe and TMNT in first run Syndication.
Age verification?
When I saw Star Wars in the theater it was just called "Star Wars".
When I saw Star Wars in the theater it was just called "Star Wars".
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Age verification?
I lived through the Bush administration, both of them.
I lived through the Bush administration, both of them.
Coworker:it's time!(ominously)
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Coworker:it's time!(ominously)
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
Me:to write R rated stand-up comedy at Donald Trump's expense?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"You can't expect me to provide good results if you also expect me to use subpar tools!"
"You can't expect me to provide good results if you also expect me to use subpar tools!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Good morning dear, did you sleep well?"
"Good morning dear, did you sleep well?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
'Motherfucker, you're supposed to be in Beijing?'
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"You can't expect me to provide good results if you also expect me to use subpar tools!"
"You can't expect me to provide good results if you also expect me to use subpar tools!"
I just saw someone making the argument that if the correct someone had the power of the Death Note in reality everyone who had set foot on Epstein island would get the punishment they deserved. Media literacy is fucking dead and decomposed.
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I just saw someone making the argument that if the correct someone had the power of the Death Note in reality everyone who had set foot on Epstein island would get the punishment they deserved. Media literacy is fucking dead and decomposed.
My personal loot table:
0.1% a sealed bottle of high-quality Whiskey of random origin(Scottish single malt 25% Japanese blended 25% Swedish single malt 25% Irish barrel strength 25%).
20% a well crafted wooden sword.
35%A chain wrapped two handed wooden club.
45%as above but one handed.
0.1% a sealed bottle of high-quality Whiskey of random origin(Scottish single malt 25% Japanese blended 25% Swedish single malt 25% Irish barrel strength 25%).
20% a well crafted wooden sword.
35%A chain wrapped two handed wooden club.
45%as above but one handed.
50% rats
20% random assortment of art materials
10% airsoft gun
100% Assortment of 2-5 live frag grenades
20% random assortment of art materials
10% airsoft gun
100% Assortment of 2-5 live frag grenades
Loot that drops if you defeat me:
- Book (90% chance to be Discworld)
- Size 0/2 paint brush
- Paints
- Half painted models
- Mug of Yorkshire tea
- Snacks
- Hoodie
- Cheese (Eating it summons Fox. If you don't pay the cheese tax, Fox becomes hostile.)
- Entire gaming PC
- Book (90% chance to be Discworld)
- Size 0/2 paint brush
- Paints
- Half painted models
- Mug of Yorkshire tea
- Snacks
- Hoodie
- Cheese (Eating it summons Fox. If you don't pay the cheese tax, Fox becomes hostile.)
- Entire gaming PC
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
My personal loot table:
0.1% a sealed bottle of high-quality Whiskey of random origin(Scottish single malt 25% Japanese blended 25% Swedish single malt 25% Irish barrel strength 25%).
20% a well crafted wooden sword.
35%A chain wrapped two handed wooden club.
45%as above but one handed.
0.1% a sealed bottle of high-quality Whiskey of random origin(Scottish single malt 25% Japanese blended 25% Swedish single malt 25% Irish barrel strength 25%).
20% a well crafted wooden sword.
35%A chain wrapped two handed wooden club.
45%as above but one handed.
Let the dead rest in peace.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Let the dead rest in peace.
CoD:Modern Warfare 2.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
CoD:Modern Warfare 2.
JD "habitual lier" Vance claims that Denmark lies about the Trump regime's gains from the Greenland deal.
According to the couch fucker the Danish government is withholding information on the actual extent of American gains.
I know who i trust and it's not the mouthpiece of Donald Baby man.
According to the couch fucker the Danish government is withholding information on the actual extent of American gains.
I know who i trust and it's not the mouthpiece of Donald Baby man.
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
JD "habitual lier" Vance claims that Denmark lies about the Trump regime's gains from the Greenland deal.
According to the couch fucker the Danish government is withholding information on the actual extent of American gains.
I know who i trust and it's not the mouthpiece of Donald Baby man.
According to the couch fucker the Danish government is withholding information on the actual extent of American gains.
I know who i trust and it's not the mouthpiece of Donald Baby man.
Spain brings the pain!
The Elongated Muskrats response?
Calling President Pedro Sánchez a tyrant.
The Elongated Muskrats response?
Calling President Pedro Sánchez a tyrant.
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Spain brings the pain!
The Elongated Muskrats response?
Calling President Pedro Sánchez a tyrant.
The Elongated Muskrats response?
Calling President Pedro Sánchez a tyrant.
I just listened to "Citizen I.C.E", the new single by Dropkick Murphys.
A thought crossed my mind:
How long will it take before some people, you know who will take to the internet to proclaim that they liked Dropkick Murphys more before they went political or that Dropkick Murphys has gone woke?
A thought crossed my mind:
How long will it take before some people, you know who will take to the internet to proclaim that they liked Dropkick Murphys more before they went political or that Dropkick Murphys has gone woke?
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I just listened to "Citizen I.C.E", the new single by Dropkick Murphys.
A thought crossed my mind:
How long will it take before some people, you know who will take to the internet to proclaim that they liked Dropkick Murphys more before they went political or that Dropkick Murphys has gone woke?
A thought crossed my mind:
How long will it take before some people, you know who will take to the internet to proclaim that they liked Dropkick Murphys more before they went political or that Dropkick Murphys has gone woke?
Forty percent of the Ukrainian people in willing to cede territory to Russia in exchange for security guarantees Putin has no interest in providing.
The remaining sixty percent see the Russian Federation for what it is:a rouge state ruled by a habitual lier that shouldn't be trusted.
The remaining sixty percent see the Russian Federation for what it is:a rouge state ruled by a habitual lier that shouldn't be trusted.
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Forty percent of the Ukrainian people in willing to cede territory to Russia in exchange for security guarantees Putin has no interest in providing.
The remaining sixty percent see the Russian Federation for what it is:a rouge state ruled by a habitual lier that shouldn't be trusted.
The remaining sixty percent see the Russian Federation for what it is:a rouge state ruled by a habitual lier that shouldn't be trusted.
Is America doomed?
No I wouldn't go that far just yet.
Is America broken?
Without a doubt and I don't envy the poor people who are going to be stuck mending it once the Trump regime is history.
The current situation is dire but seeing the light is better than going full:
No I wouldn't go that far just yet.
Is America broken?
Without a doubt and I don't envy the poor people who are going to be stuck mending it once the Trump regime is history.
The current situation is dire but seeing the light is better than going full:
a couple of cartoon characters sitting next to each other in a room .
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters sitting next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Is America doomed?
No I wouldn't go that far just yet.
Is America broken?
Without a doubt and I don't envy the poor people who are going to be stuck mending it once the Trump regime is history.
The current situation is dire but seeing the light is better than going full:
No I wouldn't go that far just yet.
Is America broken?
Without a doubt and I don't envy the poor people who are going to be stuck mending it once the Trump regime is history.
The current situation is dire but seeing the light is better than going full:
So terrorism with the Trump regime's blessing is law enforcement?
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
So terrorism with the Trump regime's blessing is law enforcement?
If you’re living in frozen conditions right now, post the must summery picture in your photo library.
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If you’re living in frozen conditions right now, post the must summery picture in your photo library.
The felon in chief is in full damage control mode and fails miserably.
The only people who trust him unconditionally are the people that he's in the least need of convincing.
The only people who trust him unconditionally are the people that he's in the least need of convincing.
Yup, Trump is sure de-escalating alright.
He just called Alex Pretti an agitator and insurrectionist and said this murdered man's "stock has gone way down."
He just called Alex Pretti an agitator and insurrectionist and said this murdered man's "stock has gone way down."
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 AM
The felon in chief is in full damage control mode and fails miserably.
The only people who trust him unconditionally are the people that he's in the least need of convincing.
The only people who trust him unconditionally are the people that he's in the least need of convincing.
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So ICEstapo is going to be present at the Winter Olympics in Italy.
Why exactly?
If they are supposed to be security personnel for the US Olympic team something strange is at hand as running security for the participants of an international event seems way beyond their level of competence.
Why exactly?
If they are supposed to be security personnel for the US Olympic team something strange is at hand as running security for the participants of an international event seems way beyond their level of competence.
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 AM
So ICEstapo is going to be present at the Winter Olympics in Italy.
Why exactly?
If they are supposed to be security personnel for the US Olympic team something strange is at hand as running security for the participants of an international event seems way beyond their level of competence.
Why exactly?
If they are supposed to be security personnel for the US Olympic team something strange is at hand as running security for the participants of an international event seems way beyond their level of competence.
Remember:ignoring a foul stench won't make it go away.
You don't solve any problems big or small by sticking your head in the sand and hope that someone else has solved it when you pull your head out again.
You don't solve any problems big or small by sticking your head in the sand and hope that someone else has solved it when you pull your head out again.
January 28, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Remember:ignoring a foul stench won't make it go away.
You don't solve any problems big or small by sticking your head in the sand and hope that someone else has solved it when you pull your head out again.
You don't solve any problems big or small by sticking your head in the sand and hope that someone else has solved it when you pull your head out again.
Reposted by Stefan Beyron
You can't go wrong with the classics!
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
You can't go wrong with the classics!