Stefan Bauschmid
@stef202.bsky.social
25+ year 🇦🇹 expat in WDC 🇺🇸.
Make Studio Baltimore / Dischord Records
Make Studio Baltimore / Dischord Records
Fully committed to remaining an untalented/unemployable nebbish for the rest of his previously accidental career.
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Fully committed to remaining an untalented/unemployable nebbish for the rest of his previously accidental career.
He is the quintessential congressional mouthbreather and probably sucked at plumbing, too.
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
He is the quintessential congressional mouthbreather and probably sucked at plumbing, too.
I had to show my passport no less than 5 times at the Munich airport prior to departing to the US.
Trivial.
After being separated from my US citizen spouse in Global Entry, fingerprinted and asked for Green Card, a non-white/non-male immigration officer finished with “Welcome back”.
Not trivial.
Trivial.
After being separated from my US citizen spouse in Global Entry, fingerprinted and asked for Green Card, a non-white/non-male immigration officer finished with “Welcome back”.
Not trivial.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I had to show my passport no less than 5 times at the Munich airport prior to departing to the US.
Trivial.
After being separated from my US citizen spouse in Global Entry, fingerprinted and asked for Green Card, a non-white/non-male immigration officer finished with “Welcome back”.
Not trivial.
Trivial.
After being separated from my US citizen spouse in Global Entry, fingerprinted and asked for Green Card, a non-white/non-male immigration officer finished with “Welcome back”.
Not trivial.
I 100% agree with this assessment!
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I 100% agree with this assessment!
Cotton remains my favorite "Southern-Ivy-League-Educated-Political-Dimwit" pet peeve. Tens of people will be devastated once he disappears.
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cotton remains my favorite "Southern-Ivy-League-Educated-Political-Dimwit" pet peeve. Tens of people will be devastated once he disappears.
Reposted by Stefan Bauschmid
Ezra Klein is really out here making it seem like whiteness is some intellectually crippling shit.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ezra Klein is really out here making it seem like whiteness is some intellectually crippling shit.
Having lived/worked in the US for almost as long as her (although not a single day with questionable immigration status), I believe my grasp of the English language and its pronunciation is, uhm, a little more advanced than this.
I might have also come up with a better speech (writer).
I might have also come up with a better speech (writer).
Melania Trump is hosting a White House AI event right now where she is talking about "first generation humanoids"
September 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having lived/worked in the US for almost as long as her (although not a single day with questionable immigration status), I believe my grasp of the English language and its pronunciation is, uhm, a little more advanced than this.
I might have also come up with a better speech (writer).
I might have also come up with a better speech (writer).
If stupidity/ignorance, even if performative, gave someone velocity, Maria Bartiromo, after asking this question, would have had to pump the brakes going uphill.
Maria Bartiromo to Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "You've got all these projects which are not necessarily projects that you can rely on. I mean, is the wind blowing? Is the sun shining? And yet hundreds of millions of dollars were going at these projects."
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If stupidity/ignorance, even if performative, gave someone velocity, Maria Bartiromo, after asking this question, would have had to pump the brakes going uphill.
He probably was a TERRIBLE plumber, and definitely is an All-American idiot who will surely die an All-American idiot, perpetually incapable of reflecting, evolving, learning or listening.
August 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He probably was a TERRIBLE plumber, and definitely is an All-American idiot who will surely die an All-American idiot, perpetually incapable of reflecting, evolving, learning or listening.
I found his fictional demise in “Deutschland 83”, after the Maison de France bombing, mildly amusing.
August 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I found his fictional demise in “Deutschland 83”, after the Maison de France bombing, mildly amusing.
I loved that my Desert Storm veteran neighbor Mitchel took his Harley out today, blasted Go-go on the system and honked at me riding by as I mowed the lawn.
May 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I loved that my Desert Storm veteran neighbor Mitchel took his Harley out today, blasted Go-go on the system and honked at me riding by as I mowed the lawn.
Smallest in front, biggest in back.
May 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Smallest in front, biggest in back.
Nobody knows if/when the world will come to its senses again, but I'd be very much into the idea of doing a trip from Nome, AK to Chukotka, RU, setting my watch 20 hours ahead after a short-ish flight, and not experiencing any touristy bullshit in the process.
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nobody knows if/when the world will come to its senses again, but I'd be very much into the idea of doing a trip from Nome, AK to Chukotka, RU, setting my watch 20 hours ahead after a short-ish flight, and not experiencing any touristy bullshit in the process.
Good to know that supporting and advancing artists with disabilities doesn’t reflect “the nation's rich artistic heritage and creativity as prioritized by the President”.
May 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Good to know that supporting and advancing artists with disabilities doesn’t reflect “the nation's rich artistic heritage and creativity as prioritized by the President”.
Then, in 2007, I met my future spouse, who told me she once was hired to play cello for a New Year‘s Eve party at Mar-a-Lago, with trophy wives, Vegas show girls and the Grand Poobah ordering his new bride Melania to “get up and show what I done to ya” (she was preggers with Barron).
May 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Then, in 2007, I met my future spouse, who told me she once was hired to play cello for a New Year‘s Eve party at Mar-a-Lago, with trophy wives, Vegas show girls and the Grand Poobah ordering his new bride Melania to “get up and show what I done to ya” (she was preggers with Barron).
And then came the Apprentice, which I don‘t think I ever watched a full episode of.
May 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
And then came the Apprentice, which I don‘t think I ever watched a full episode of.
It's an experience when you encounter somebody who is incapable of ever feeling any embarrassment, but really should 90% of the time.
Markwayne Mullin: "Let's have Riker & Alcatraz both open. So we got east coast & west coast both covered, & put our most notorious criminals in them so people understand we're a nation of laws again, unlike under Biden... I don't believe in keeping them comfortable. I want them to regret the crime"
May 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's an experience when you encounter somebody who is incapable of ever feeling any embarrassment, but really should 90% of the time.
It’s certainly a way.
May 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It’s certainly a way.
Oh my god, a coddled guy in pastels, willing idiotic right wing art references into existence. Made me kinda remember some 90s German music writers and their splits between indie rock and philosophy, although they were much more charming and entertaining.
May 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh my god, a coddled guy in pastels, willing idiotic right wing art references into existence. Made me kinda remember some 90s German music writers and their splits between indie rock and philosophy, although they were much more charming and entertaining.
What a waste of an N-3B Parka.
March 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What a waste of an N-3B Parka.
My recent 53rd birthday has almost exactly halved my life between EU (AUT) and the US.
And before I draw my last breath, I hope that they will grow to be close and even better allies again under the guidance of future US leaders.
And before I draw my last breath, I hope that they will grow to be close and even better allies again under the guidance of future US leaders.
March 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My recent 53rd birthday has almost exactly halved my life between EU (AUT) and the US.
And before I draw my last breath, I hope that they will grow to be close and even better allies again under the guidance of future US leaders.
And before I draw my last breath, I hope that they will grow to be close and even better allies again under the guidance of future US leaders.
Reposted by Stefan Bauschmid
Timeline cleanse 🌞
March 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Timeline cleanse 🌞
It was always clear Djokovic is a jerkwad with a messianic victim complex, the other one doesn’t know that testosterone is a steroid.
March 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It was always clear Djokovic is a jerkwad with a messianic victim complex, the other one doesn’t know that testosterone is a steroid.
I watched this while spending a week with family across the ocean. Among a few things, the tear she reportedly shed at the end of Barry O.'s farewell visit especially did it for me.
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I watched this while spending a week with family across the ocean. Among a few things, the tear she reportedly shed at the end of Barry O.'s farewell visit especially did it for me.
Went all the way from DC to Upper Austria to help with some school walk chaperoning.
March 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Went all the way from DC to Upper Austria to help with some school walk chaperoning.