Bong Barbie, the Barbie with the Bong
@stardustmade009.bsky.social
33 years of age
She/they
"she's not a woman, she's a flesh construct that's vaguely woman-shaped."
I'm not your friend and it's not my responsibility to be kind to you if your first impression lacks humanity. You're an adult in a grown up space.
She/they
"she's not a woman, she's a flesh construct that's vaguely woman-shaped."
I'm not your friend and it's not my responsibility to be kind to you if your first impression lacks humanity. You're an adult in a grown up space.
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I can't post what I'm thinking, but I'm thinking it really loud. If you listen I'm sure you can hear me on the psychic waves.
They know the average undocumented immigrant doesn’t have $12k+ to get into the Super Bowl. This has never been about immigration. It’s about dominating the population and instilling fear
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I can't post what I'm thinking, but I'm thinking it really loud. If you listen I'm sure you can hear me on the psychic waves.
I cannot stress enough how clear it is that you're happy the cruelty is happening if you rush to the internet to post "this wouldn't have happened under Kamala". You're not sad about the tragedy, you're happy you get to gloat. And the fact you're wrong only makes it worse.
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I cannot stress enough how clear it is that you're happy the cruelty is happening if you rush to the internet to post "this wouldn't have happened under Kamala". You're not sad about the tragedy, you're happy you get to gloat. And the fact you're wrong only makes it worse.
Picked a hell of a night to get back into ff14. (Maintenance)
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Picked a hell of a night to get back into ff14. (Maintenance)
My husband just told his friend's twin brother he wasn't even a net neutral to humanity but a blight cause he doesn't just want to better himself, but he has to put everyone else down to do it. It's hot actually hearing him go full leftist on him. Like my own personal hasan but I actually wanna fuck
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
My husband just told his friend's twin brother he wasn't even a net neutral to humanity but a blight cause he doesn't just want to better himself, but he has to put everyone else down to do it. It's hot actually hearing him go full leftist on him. Like my own personal hasan but I actually wanna fuck
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
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“Hey you guys didn’t vote for a genocider so actually the fascism happening now and our institutions inability to protect from it are actually your fault”
Do you hear yourselves
Do you hear yourselves
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“Hey you guys didn’t vote for a genocider so actually the fascism happening now and our institutions inability to protect from it are actually your fault”
Do you hear yourselves
Do you hear yourselves
Thing we need to bring back from woke one: Shaming people for hitting on people while they are working customer service. Like throwing tomatoes at them levels of shame.
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Thing we need to bring back from woke one: Shaming people for hitting on people while they are working customer service. Like throwing tomatoes at them levels of shame.
The mental state I entered when I heard Ana Kasparian's little "oops I aided in a fascist take over of the country" apology.
a woman says he 's sorry next to a man
ALT: a woman says he 's sorry next to a man
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The mental state I entered when I heard Ana Kasparian's little "oops I aided in a fascist take over of the country" apology.
Jack Black is a pussy and a bitch and isn't powered by anime and god confirmed.
God I hate this shit. What the fuck Jack Black? Any conservative who got in trouble for telling a joke this soft would be embraced by the right but of course the only change rich Hollywood liberals want is one that won’t interfere with their income streams
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Jack Black is a pussy and a bitch and isn't powered by anime and god confirmed.
This man cannot handle seeing women thrive. Cant stop wont stop Kaya Piker ever!!!!
👺TRUMP AT DAVOS👺WONT USE FORCE ON GREENLAND?👺ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER👺GAZA "PEACE" BOARD👺TRUMP MAD ABT ICE COVERAGE👺TALKING TO POD MAGA PARENTS LATER!👺GET IN NOW!! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This man cannot handle seeing women thrive. Cant stop wont stop Kaya Piker ever!!!!
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why do you guys even give europeans and canadians any attention when they critique america. half of them think you can drive from new york to california in 12 hours
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
why do you guys even give europeans and canadians any attention when they critique america. half of them think you can drive from new york to california in 12 hours
Europe enable this because blaming the refugees migrating to your country was easier than stopping America while we did this exact power grab in the middle east. So please spare me with the "we hate you" bs. You're mad you're not America and that's it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Europe enable this because blaming the refugees migrating to your country was easier than stopping America while we did this exact power grab in the middle east. So please spare me with the "we hate you" bs. You're mad you're not America and that's it.
Thank you!
Like as an American, ya'll are only mad cause we're doing the same shit you were happily cheerleading when done to others is now being done to you. Either use your military against our president or shut up
Like as an American, ya'll are only mad cause we're doing the same shit you were happily cheerleading when done to others is now being done to you. Either use your military against our president or shut up
The only people who can justifiably be like “prepare to be hated, America!” are the global south.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Thank you!
Like as an American, ya'll are only mad cause we're doing the same shit you were happily cheerleading when done to others is now being done to you. Either use your military against our president or shut up
Like as an American, ya'll are only mad cause we're doing the same shit you were happily cheerleading when done to others is now being done to you. Either use your military against our president or shut up
Yeah, how do we stop making the same mistake of sliding into fascism if not to stop doing red scare bullshit, Zachary? But you see fascism rising and go "wow, you know who the real problem is with fascism? Socialists." cause you're stupid.
How do you stop making the same mistakes over and over? Try what didn't work before again and again until it magically works? This Barbie.
"The only way to beat the people who want to kill or enslave most of the planet and the people who want everyone's basic needs is met is to find a new 3rd thing." This guy.
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, how do we stop making the same mistake of sliding into fascism if not to stop doing red scare bullshit, Zachary? But you see fascism rising and go "wow, you know who the real problem is with fascism? Socialists." cause you're stupid.
"The only way to beat the people who want to kill or enslave most of the planet and the people who want everyone's basic needs is met is to find a new 3rd thing." This guy.
The only way to beat both fascism and socialism is a new paradigm that hasn't been used before only to fail us.
This is not a game where there are only two teams and we have to stick with one or the other.
We need an answer that serves us all. Not just those on your "team."
This is not a game where there are only two teams and we have to stick with one or the other.
We need an answer that serves us all. Not just those on your "team."
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"The only way to beat the people who want to kill or enslave most of the planet and the people who want everyone's basic needs is met is to find a new 3rd thing." This guy.
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Haven't posted Sakura in a bit.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Haven't posted Sakura in a bit.
I'm just saying if every Floridian started harassing this man (the mayor), he couldn't send cops to them all.
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I'm just saying if every Floridian started harassing this man (the mayor), he couldn't send cops to them all.
They were forced to piss in bottles, this is in par with how I expect amazon to run. Like it's not okay, but I also expected this to be in their rule book. Bottle pissing was in the rule book, ya know?
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 AM
They were forced to piss in bottles, this is in par with how I expect amazon to run. Like it's not okay, but I also expected this to be in their rule book. Bottle pissing was in the rule book, ya know?
What if I told yall, he doesn't have to be.
If you are too rude about my invasion of your state with my fake ass but definitely also heavily armed non-troop troops, I will then try to invade you with troop-troops; I am a president, somehow
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
What if I told yall, he doesn't have to be.
See this is why I start ANY praise of William with a with a whole rant about how I remember what an inactive worm he is when it's not right in front of his nose. Cause yes, it's great William is chasing ICE with his car, but he poopoos everyone else for daring to do the same type of actions.
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
See this is why I start ANY praise of William with a with a whole rant about how I remember what an inactive worm he is when it's not right in front of his nose. Cause yes, it's great William is chasing ICE with his car, but he poopoos everyone else for daring to do the same type of actions.
Don't mind me, a simple amerian.
January 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Don't mind me, a simple amerian.