Terry McGurrin
@standupmonkey.bsky.social
Comedian, TV Writer, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel ++ REP: The Characters, Toronto.
#GoSensGo
LOUD ALLY🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#GoSensGo
LOUD ALLY🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I just told @lizwhitmere.bsky.social and the kids that last night's Blue Jays game was 6 hours and 39 minutes long. Liz said "That's why they play in pyjamas. So they can go straight to bed when it ends."
I love her so much it's stupid. ❤️
I love her so much it's stupid. ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just told @lizwhitmere.bsky.social and the kids that last night's Blue Jays game was 6 hours and 39 minutes long. Liz said "That's why they play in pyjamas. So they can go straight to bed when it ends."
I love her so much it's stupid. ❤️
I love her so much it's stupid. ❤️
Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.
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U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...
Feds Disappear Trans People from “LGBT”
Intel reports on threats to Pride events reveal campaign to stamp out the word “transgender”
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...
After his heinous assassination, Charlie Kirk's body was flown from Utah back to Arizona aboard Air Force Two.
I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.
I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
After his heinous assassination, Charlie Kirk's body was flown from Utah back to Arizona aboard Air Force Two.
I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.
I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.
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The Justice Department is compiling the largest set of national voter roll data it has ever collected. They claim their goal is to prove that “troves of undocumented immigrants have voted illegally.” That’s not the real objective.
September 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The Justice Department is compiling the largest set of national voter roll data it has ever collected. They claim their goal is to prove that “troves of undocumented immigrants have voted illegally.” That’s not the real objective.
This means CHISTAS is right around the corner!
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This means CHISTAS is right around the corner!
Yesterday morning I ate four dress shirts. Hope to pass at least one of them today as I need something to wear to a TIFF event this evening.
yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
You’re tasting fabrics?
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yesterday morning I ate four dress shirts. Hope to pass at least one of them today as I need something to wear to a TIFF event this evening.
Well this is a shocking NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. I wish everyone I care about was being a little more cautious. 💔 There’s still a mass-disabling event going on here, people.
New research indicates that #COVID19 and #flu can awaken dormant cancer cells, and there could be implications for cancer survivors.
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ja.ma/45C9JVj #MedSky
Respiratory Infections Activate Dormant Cancer Cells
This Medical News article discusses a new finding that respiratory viral infections can trigger the proliferation of dormant breast cancer cells in the lungs.
ja.ma
August 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well this is a shocking NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. I wish everyone I care about was being a little more cautious. 💔 There’s still a mass-disabling event going on here, people.
Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"
Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL.
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL.
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
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just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”
Still wondering if police and military would actually open fire on unarmed civilians? I’ve never doubted it for a second. 💔
June 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Still wondering if police and military would actually open fire on unarmed civilians? I’ve never doubted it for a second. 💔
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I cannot stop wheezing
June 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I cannot stop wheezing
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The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…
I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.
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Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds!
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
June 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds!
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
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This little film I made with some very excellent friends will screen at the Nickel Film Festival in Newfoundland and Labrador in June!
Written by @standupmonkey.bsky.social
Directed/edited by me
DP @rytron.bsky.social
Cast: Nicole Power, Natalie Brown, Bryn McAuley, Fuad Ahmed, Daniel de Santo
Written by @standupmonkey.bsky.social
Directed/edited by me
DP @rytron.bsky.social
Cast: Nicole Power, Natalie Brown, Bryn McAuley, Fuad Ahmed, Daniel de Santo
May 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This little film I made with some very excellent friends will screen at the Nickel Film Festival in Newfoundland and Labrador in June!
Written by @standupmonkey.bsky.social
Directed/edited by me
DP @rytron.bsky.social
Cast: Nicole Power, Natalie Brown, Bryn McAuley, Fuad Ahmed, Daniel de Santo
Written by @standupmonkey.bsky.social
Directed/edited by me
DP @rytron.bsky.social
Cast: Nicole Power, Natalie Brown, Bryn McAuley, Fuad Ahmed, Daniel de Santo
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Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
May 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
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Total Drama Island season 2 finally airing? It’s a miracle! May 31st get here now!!!
May 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Total Drama Island season 2 finally airing? It’s a miracle! May 31st get here now!!!
Normally when I scream "IT'S ABOUT F'ING TIME" it's because I'm finally seeing nudity in an HBO show that started with a warning that the show contained nudity.
But today it's about the SEASON 2 premier of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND REBOOT in the USA! May 31st at 9AM.
Make the ratings BIG for more TDI.
But today it's about the SEASON 2 premier of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND REBOOT in the USA! May 31st at 9AM.
Make the ratings BIG for more TDI.
The ‘Total Drama Island’ revival Season 2 will premiere on Cartoon Network US on May 31st starting at 9AM EST.
May 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Normally when I scream "IT'S ABOUT F'ING TIME" it's because I'm finally seeing nudity in an HBO show that started with a warning that the show contained nudity.
But today it's about the SEASON 2 premier of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND REBOOT in the USA! May 31st at 9AM.
Make the ratings BIG for more TDI.
But today it's about the SEASON 2 premier of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND REBOOT in the USA! May 31st at 9AM.
Make the ratings BIG for more TDI.
How will Trump respond? Nuke the hurricanes or change their path with a sharpie?
To decide maybe he’ll toss a bitcoin!!
To decide maybe he’ll toss a bitcoin!!
Coming this summer: Sweltering heat, severe weather and plenty of hurricanes https://twp.ai/4inWzV
www.alternet.org
Coming this summer: Sweltering heat, severe weather and plenty of hurricanes
twp.ai
May 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How will Trump respond? Nuke the hurricanes or change their path with a sharpie?
To decide maybe he’ll toss a bitcoin!!
To decide maybe he’ll toss a bitcoin!!
Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!
This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated.
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverVoteConservative
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated.
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverVoteConservative
