Terry McGurrin
@standupmonkey.bsky.social
Comedian, TV Writer, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel ++ REP: The Characters, Toronto.
#GoSensGo
LOUD ALLY🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
#GoSensGo
LOUD ALLY🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.
Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"
Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL.
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL.
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover
I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.
Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds!
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
June 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds!
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo…
#totaldramaisland
Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!
This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated.
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverVoteConservative
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated.
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverVoteConservative
C'mon out. I got some Snoopy Funko Pops to sign and some cool 6TEEN, Total Drama, Ridiculous Race, and Scaredy Squirrel art too!
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
C'mon out. I got some Snoopy Funko Pops to sign and some cool 6TEEN, Total Drama, Ridiculous Race, and Scaredy Squirrel art too!
The #battleofontario starts tomorrow! #GoSensGo
April 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The #battleofontario starts tomorrow! #GoSensGo
Oh yes... I'm East bound and down, buttered up and truckin'!!
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh yes... I'm East bound and down, buttered up and truckin'!!
I love that Poilievre and Trump are now pretending to dislike each other in order to trick Canadian voters into believing they never made out in the backseat of this abandoned Lada. #NeverPoilievre
March 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I love that Poilievre and Trump are now pretending to dislike each other in order to trick Canadian voters into believing they never made out in the backseat of this abandoned Lada. #NeverPoilievre
UNFORTUNATE NEWS: I will no longer be appearing at the Syracuse Collectors Con this March. 😢 Entering the US as a Canadian is feeling a little unsafe lately. If you were hoping for an autographed SNOOPY Funko Pop, please reach out.
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
UNFORTUNATE NEWS: I will no longer be appearing at the Syracuse Collectors Con this March. 😢 Entering the US as a Canadian is feeling a little unsafe lately. If you were hoping for an autographed SNOOPY Funko Pop, please reach out.
Poor Valentina Gomez isn't smart enough to understand that Republican voters would sooner deport her than elect her.
March 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Poor Valentina Gomez isn't smart enough to understand that Republican voters would sooner deport her than elect her.
BREAKING: Sarah Huckabee has received the results from her brain scan.
March 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
BREAKING: Sarah Huckabee has received the results from her brain scan.
The suggested lines from @cominginhot.bsky.social make WAY more sense than Garrioch's prediction of starting Zetterlund on the 4th line. God lord 🤣. Keep in mind Garrioch also stated Pinto would start in Belleville when returning from his 41 games suspension. #GoSensGo
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The suggested lines from @cominginhot.bsky.social make WAY more sense than Garrioch's prediction of starting Zetterlund on the 4th line. God lord 🤣. Keep in mind Garrioch also stated Pinto would start in Belleville when returning from his 41 games suspension. #GoSensGo
He started to look for problems that didn't exits. On Tuesday he ate the FDA but was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate science but was still hungry. On Thursday he ate common sense but was still hungry...
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
He started to look for problems that didn't exits. On Tuesday he ate the FDA but was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate science but was still hungry. On Thursday he ate common sense but was still hungry...
With everything going on even Cupid is like, “f this, I’m taking a smoke break!”
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
With everything going on even Cupid is like, “f this, I’m taking a smoke break!”
In his very first act as head of the HHS, RFK Jr. announces "those flashing lights on ambulances, which I believe cause syphilis, will all be replaced with giant dripping brains that I'll chainsaw out of whale heads."
#DoingGreatAmerica
#DoingGreatAmerica
February 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In his very first act as head of the HHS, RFK Jr. announces "those flashing lights on ambulances, which I believe cause syphilis, will all be replaced with giant dripping brains that I'll chainsaw out of whale heads."
#DoingGreatAmerica
#DoingGreatAmerica
"Heroin Brain Worm and the Conspiracies" is a great name for a punk band, but an awful choice for head of the HHS.
#RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸
#RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸
February 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Heroin Brain Worm and the Conspiracies" is a great name for a punk band, but an awful choice for head of the HHS.
#RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸
#RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸
Despite Kanye tweeting that HE DID, there is zero evidence that proves he had sex with Ivanka Trump while she was married to Jared Kushner. What an awful lie to makes about this beautiful family!
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Despite Kanye tweeting that HE DID, there is zero evidence that proves he had sex with Ivanka Trump while she was married to Jared Kushner. What an awful lie to makes about this beautiful family!
Looks like I'm doing the Mississauga Funko Expo!
Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel.
6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario.
I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.
Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel.
6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario.
I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Looks like I'm doing the Mississauga Funko Expo!
Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel.
6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario.
I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.
Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel.
6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario.
I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.
