Rescued after being lost in the scorching-hot desert for weeks, I'm rushed into an ambulance, my wife joins me, "It's chilly in here, can we turn down the AC?"

Communist Party of Canada suggests sharing all votes equally #CanadaVotes

My wife brushing our dog’s teeth is never not funny

The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes.

Surprise surprise. An error occurred trying to deactivate my Twitter account. Yes, I will try again later.

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

Poor George Bailey, who has tons of friends, a big house, a socially useful job, and the town's hottest wife