Stache
@stacheesq.bsky.social
Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history, and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.
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Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
My only experience was being selected to serve for a murder trial & then having all of the attorneys blame me after the trial for deadlock & mistrial. Probably the last time any of them put a lawyer on a jury. Can't wait to share that next time I get called. Definitely never getting selected again.
Jury duty rules, I've only been on one jury (in Manhattan) but it was an extremely rewarding experience that gave me a lot of respect for the institution.
Jury duty today. LFG
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My only experience was being selected to serve for a murder trial & then having all of the attorneys blame me after the trial for deadlock & mistrial. Probably the last time any of them put a lawyer on a jury. Can't wait to share that next time I get called. Definitely never getting selected again.
When you’re enjoying a prime evening nap and you hear the 1-877 Kars 4 Kids jingle on the tv and you rise from the couch like the Undertaker.
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
When you’re enjoying a prime evening nap and you hear the 1-877 Kars 4 Kids jingle on the tv and you rise from the couch like the Undertaker.
Wasting our natural resources for this incel shit. Cool, cool, cool.
One example of how Grok is being used to target women. Swedish Deputy Prime Minister Ebba Busch being sexualised, degraded, and humiliated step-by-step by Grok. All the images accurately reflect the prompts provided.
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Wasting our natural resources for this incel shit. Cool, cool, cool.
Made a friend on the trails. Look at this cute little guy.
#opossum #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#opossum #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Made a friend on the trails. Look at this cute little guy.
#opossum #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
#opossum #nature #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography
One week, these morons will actually show up for both halves.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
One week, these morons will actually show up for both halves.
Ryan Poles is so brave for assembling a defense where all 11 players are afraid to tackle.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Ryan Poles is so brave for assembling a defense where all 11 players are afraid to tackle.
The Bears are going to get steamrolled in the playoffs.
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The Bears are going to get steamrolled in the playoffs.
That Fulham equalizer was an absolute piss missile. Insane shot.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
That Fulham equalizer was an absolute piss missile. Insane shot.
The targeted ads are not messing around today.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The targeted ads are not messing around today.
This reminds me of the Italian gymnast that was sponsored by Big Parma. The Italians are killing it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This reminds me of the Italian gymnast that was sponsored by Big Parma. The Italians are killing it.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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Only way it'd be more SEC is if the Big Ten won the game.
This is the most SEC ending.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Only way it'd be more SEC is if the Big Ten won the game.
Chicago, if ABC don't bring back wasted local news people with cringey local on-site party check-ins from Hammond, Indiana and Aurora next year, we riot.
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Chicago, if ABC don't bring back wasted local news people with cringey local on-site party check-ins from Hammond, Indiana and Aurora next year, we riot.
This dog might be defective.
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
This dog might be defective.
There's a very strong likelihood that I fall asleep before midnight, as I've been old man open mouth nodding off on the couch for the last 2 hours.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There's a very strong likelihood that I fall asleep before midnight, as I've been old man open mouth nodding off on the couch for the last 2 hours.
Happy new year to everyone across the pond! I hope everyone has a safe night and a great year!
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy new year to everyone across the pond! I hope everyone has a safe night and a great year!
I am begging the streaming services to keep pumping out historical docuseries. I am a middle aged man who demands more historical docuseries.
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am begging the streaming services to keep pumping out historical docuseries. I am a middle aged man who demands more historical docuseries.
Illinois owns the SEC, I’m afraid.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Illinois owns the SEC, I’m afraid.
Someone got mad when I said that RFK Jr. looks like Mark Messier’s leathery hands.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Someone got mad when I said that RFK Jr. looks like Mark Messier’s leathery hands.
God, Emery is such a colossal loser.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
God, Emery is such a colossal loser.
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Unai Emery looks around with a look of confused disgust at the sight of Arsenal fans enjoying football.
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Unai Emery looks around with a look of confused disgust at the sight of Arsenal fans enjoying football.
Beautiful win, Arsenal.
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Beautiful win, Arsenal.