Dashiell Bennett
@dashiell.bsky.social
New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.
Why don't they make the whole basketball team out of 7-footers?
(How has no one thought of this before? Am I just a sports genius? They'll probably put me in the Hall of Fame for this!)
(How has no one thought of this before? Am I just a sports genius? They'll probably put me in the Hall of Fame for this!)
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why don't they make the whole basketball team out of 7-footers?
(How has no one thought of this before? Am I just a sports genius? They'll probably put me in the Hall of Fame for this!)
(How has no one thought of this before? Am I just a sports genius? They'll probably put me in the Hall of Fame for this!)
Michigan State has to vacate the win against Central Michigan where Connor Stalions was on the sidelines stealing signs for Michigan, but Michigan didn't have to vacate any wins for letting him do that and then covering it up. Perfect ending.
MSU hit with 3-year probation, 14 wins vacated
Due to NCAA violations, Michigan State football was placed on a three-year probation Wednesday, a school spokesperson confirmed.
www.espn.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Michigan State has to vacate the win against Central Michigan where Connor Stalions was on the sidelines stealing signs for Michigan, but Michigan didn't have to vacate any wins for letting him do that and then covering it up. Perfect ending.
reading this email out loud is how you activate The Winter Soldier
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
reading this email out loud is how you activate The Winter Soldier
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
Why doesn't someone just call up Jeffery Epstein and ask him to clear all this up??
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why doesn't someone just call up Jeffery Epstein and ask him to clear all this up??
He's talking about Land-Grant Trophy Week! Get your head in the game, people!
everyone talking about Epstein, I need you talking about the lord's team, friend
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's talking about Land-Grant Trophy Week! Get your head in the game, people!
Finally, Ethan Hunt learns who really created The Entity!
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Finally, Ethan Hunt learns who really created The Entity!
I would simply make the robot my partner. We would be unstoppable
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I would simply make the robot my partner. We would be unstoppable
I'd always assumed that Bond was a code name they just give to every 007. Kinda weird to learn in Skyfall how easy it was to doxx the world's greatest spy!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'd always assumed that Bond was a code name they just give to every 007. Kinda weird to learn in Skyfall how easy it was to doxx the world's greatest spy!
This will fix all of us
NEW ROBYN SINGLE IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This will fix all of us
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Fraud is when make you make too many claims against insurance companies.
Don't make any claims? That's also fraud.
Don't make any claims? That's also fraud.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Fraud is when make you make too many claims against insurance companies.
Don't make any claims? That's also fraud.
Don't make any claims? That's also fraud.
It was 50 years ago today, that the gales of November came early....
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It was 50 years ago today, that the gales of November came early....
So you made everyone aware of the issue... so that they would all notice that you won't do anything about it?
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
So you made everyone aware of the issue... so that they would all notice that you won't do anything about it?
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.
My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.
I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.
My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
So... What was the point of it all?
! A key group of Senate Democrats is leaning toward voting for a deal to end the shutdown, provided final details can be worked out like worker protections (Gift link)
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Thune Plans Test Vote on Shutdown, Saying Deal Is Getting Closer
Senate Republican leader John Thune said a deal is “coming together” as he planned a test vote Sunday on a narrow spending package that would end the 40-day government shutdown.
www.bloomberg.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So... What was the point of it all?
Lions with that SEC Speed
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lions with that SEC Speed
Everyone at the bar is losing their minds at how long this Trump interview is going
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Everyone at the bar is losing their minds at how long this Trump interview is going
Lions just messing around out there now
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lions just messing around out there now
So I admit I wasn't paying much attention to the election on Tuesday. How did these guys do?
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So I admit I wasn't paying much attention to the election on Tuesday. How did these guys do?
Serious question because I don't know: Does the FBI usually gives its director (a political appointee who may or may not have law enforcement experience) a badge?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Serious question because I don't know: Does the FBI usually gives its director (a political appointee who may or may not have law enforcement experience) a badge?
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Did he intentionally keep his right off the ground to switch to his left? That was bonkers
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Did he intentionally keep his right off the ground to switch to his left? That was bonkers