Stacey Garratt
@staceygarratt.bsky.social
Film/TV ad writer by day. LA International Screenplay Award winner, Tracking B Finalist. ISA’s 25 Screenwriters to Watch in ‘25 and 2025 ISA Development Slate. Bi, Jewish, she/her.
Pinned
So excited to be invited to the ISA Development Slate for 2025!
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Shameless self-promo! I'm lucky to be head writer for the live comedy game show "Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo." This Saturday's guests are Kevin Pollak, Andy Daly, and Andrea Jin. At the Pasadena Ice House, Sat 2/7 at 7PM! If you miss it you will suck! Truth!
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
Pop Cultured w/Jimmy Pardo
Tickets for Pop Cultured w/Jimmy Pardo in Pasadena from ShowClix. LIVE IN THE LEGENDARY ROOM! Ice House doors open at 6:00pm. Show Starts at 7pm. **21+ with a 2 item minimum per seat in the showro...
www.showclix.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Shameless self-promo! I'm lucky to be head writer for the live comedy game show "Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo." This Saturday's guests are Kevin Pollak, Andy Daly, and Andrea Jin. At the Pasadena Ice House, Sat 2/7 at 7PM! If you miss it you will suck! Truth!
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
Talking to my best friend about the execution that happened next to our college. What the fuck.
January 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Talking to my best friend about the execution that happened next to our college. What the fuck.
To close out 2025:
Reading the first draft of a new novel from @jsmayank.bsky.social in a cozy wine bar and a torrentially rainy Palm Springs trip with these two little maniacs.
Reading the first draft of a new novel from @jsmayank.bsky.social in a cozy wine bar and a torrentially rainy Palm Springs trip with these two little maniacs.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
To close out 2025:
Reading the first draft of a new novel from @jsmayank.bsky.social in a cozy wine bar and a torrentially rainy Palm Springs trip with these two little maniacs.
Reading the first draft of a new novel from @jsmayank.bsky.social in a cozy wine bar and a torrentially rainy Palm Springs trip with these two little maniacs.
Parasocial levels of respect for this 🖤
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Parasocial levels of respect for this 🖤
ADHD Moment of the Day: nearly switched my stomach acid pill with my dog’s Trazodone
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ADHD Moment of the Day: nearly switched my stomach acid pill with my dog’s Trazodone
Happy Panic Clean The House Oh Shit People Are Coming Over Tomorrow Day to those who celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Happy Panic Clean The House Oh Shit People Are Coming Over Tomorrow Day to those who celebrate.
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The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
HELL YEAH @jsmayank.bsky.social!!!!!
This has been such a long time coming and I could not be more proud, inspired, and over the moon happy for you! ❤️
deadline.com/2025/11/appl...
This has been such a long time coming and I could not be more proud, inspired, and over the moon happy for you! ❤️
deadline.com/2025/11/appl...
Apple Original Films Acquires J S Mayank & David Carlyle’s Manuscript ‘Fallen Astronaut’; Scott Glassgold’s 1201 Films Producing
Apple Films Acquires J S Mayank & David Carlyle's Manuscript 'Fallen Astronaut'; Scott Glassgold's 1201 Films Producing
deadline.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
HELL YEAH @jsmayank.bsky.social!!!!!
This has been such a long time coming and I could not be more proud, inspired, and over the moon happy for you! ❤️
deadline.com/2025/11/appl...
This has been such a long time coming and I could not be more proud, inspired, and over the moon happy for you! ❤️
deadline.com/2025/11/appl...
I’m chill with my spiders. They eat the bugs I’m allergic to.
You enjoy your creep day, little buddies. This one’s for you.
You enjoy your creep day, little buddies. This one’s for you.
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m chill with my spiders. They eat the bugs I’m allergic to.
You enjoy your creep day, little buddies. This one’s for you.
You enjoy your creep day, little buddies. This one’s for you.
Happy Birthday* to the best little writing buddy a girl could ever ask for!
*on Saturday, but the Valley celebrates her birthday month
*on Saturday, but the Valley celebrates her birthday month
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Happy Birthday* to the best little writing buddy a girl could ever ask for!
*on Saturday, but the Valley celebrates her birthday month
*on Saturday, but the Valley celebrates her birthday month
It honestly blows me away that I get to write with such perfection next to me.
October 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It honestly blows me away that I get to write with such perfection next to me.
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OpenAI is essentially a social arsonist, developing and releasing tools that hyper scale the most racist, misogynistic, and toxic elements of society, lowering the barriers for all manner of abuse. The so called guardrails make a pinky swear look like an ironclad contract.
This social app can put your face into fake movie scenes, memes and arrest videos
The new Sora social app from ChatGPT maker OpenAI encourages users to upload video of their face so their likeness can be put into AI-generated clips.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
OpenAI is essentially a social arsonist, developing and releasing tools that hyper scale the most racist, misogynistic, and toxic elements of society, lowering the barriers for all manner of abuse. The so called guardrails make a pinky swear look like an ironclad contract.
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So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...
Jack paar returns to the Tonight Show [partial Higher quality footage] (March 7, 1960)
YouTube video by Random TV and News Archives
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September 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...
My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, placed QF in the Season 10 Filmmatic Comedy Awards!
It’s this feature script’s second placement (it won Hollywood Genres Comedy a few weeks ago), written earlier this year. Stoked to see people responding to this story! #scriptsky
It’s this feature script’s second placement (it won Hollywood Genres Comedy a few weeks ago), written earlier this year. Stoked to see people responding to this story! #scriptsky
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, placed QF in the Season 10 Filmmatic Comedy Awards!
It’s this feature script’s second placement (it won Hollywood Genres Comedy a few weeks ago), written earlier this year. Stoked to see people responding to this story! #scriptsky
It’s this feature script’s second placement (it won Hollywood Genres Comedy a few weeks ago), written earlier this year. Stoked to see people responding to this story! #scriptsky
Come say hi at our first show at the new Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena, Saturday, Sept 13 at 7pm. One of my all-time favorite lineups ever!
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Come say hi at our first show at the new Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena, Saturday, Sept 13 at 7pm. One of my all-time favorite lineups ever!
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...
My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, was just named the Winner of the 2025 HollywoodGenre Comedy Screenplay competition!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
September 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My abortion comedy, BIGGER IN TEXAS, was just named the Winner of the 2025 HollywoodGenre Comedy Screenplay competition!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
I’ve never been to Cracker Barrel but I assume it’s like Deliverance theme Denny’s
August 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve never been to Cracker Barrel but I assume it’s like Deliverance theme Denny’s
Rare occasion of getting out of the home office & being with the fine humans of Universal City for a script read last week.
August 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Rare occasion of getting out of the home office & being with the fine humans of Universal City for a script read last week.
Wait wait wait, can we go back to the part about the porn horns and murder charges?
August 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wait wait wait, can we go back to the part about the porn horns and murder charges?
The Long Beach Rosie’s Dog Beach is ~actually~ the happiest place on earth. I will accept no substitutes.
(With Tavi, Chico, @jsmayank.bsky.social @matthewsolomon.bsky.social)
(With Tavi, Chico, @jsmayank.bsky.social @matthewsolomon.bsky.social)
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Long Beach Rosie’s Dog Beach is ~actually~ the happiest place on earth. I will accept no substitutes.
(With Tavi, Chico, @jsmayank.bsky.social @matthewsolomon.bsky.social)
(With Tavi, Chico, @jsmayank.bsky.social @matthewsolomon.bsky.social)
My comedy pilot OPEN was just named a Quarterfinalist for Stage 32 TV Comedy!
Logline: Opening up a relationship, how hard could it be? A newly married couple hilariously plunges into the great unknown of non-monogamy. Jealousy? Please. That’s the easy part.
Logline: Opening up a relationship, how hard could it be? A newly married couple hilariously plunges into the great unknown of non-monogamy. Jealousy? Please. That’s the easy part.
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My comedy pilot OPEN was just named a Quarterfinalist for Stage 32 TV Comedy!
Logline: Opening up a relationship, how hard could it be? A newly married couple hilariously plunges into the great unknown of non-monogamy. Jealousy? Please. That’s the easy part.
Logline: Opening up a relationship, how hard could it be? A newly married couple hilariously plunges into the great unknown of non-monogamy. Jealousy? Please. That’s the easy part.
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FUCK AI. Stop using it. It’s making you dumb, making the billionaires richer, and destroying the creative soul of humanity AND the planet.
August 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
FUCK AI. Stop using it. It’s making you dumb, making the billionaires richer, and destroying the creative soul of humanity AND the planet.