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Looking forward to watching the leopards eat their faces.
I am happy for them, and not at all jealous. Well, maybe a little jealous. Maybe a lot jealous
🚨BREAKING: Liberal Party leader Mark Carney wins the election to become Canada’s next prime minister.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The most baffling thing that happens at my house is that my 15 and 18 year olds call each other ugly.

It’s like, idiots, you have the same face. You’re not ugly. You’re dumb.
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The Department of Government Efficiency, for example
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Wisconsin! Judge Susan Crawford will work to protect your rights and freedoms. So get out there and vote today by 8pm. You can find your polling place at wisdems.org/vote.

If you have any questions about voting, call or text the Voter Assistance Hotline at 608-336-3232.
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April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My 15-year-old and I are waxing our upper lips, and she is cursing my hirsute genes. I keep telling her it’s a consequence of having great hair. She’s not buying it. Which is fair, ‘cause I’m not even sure it’s true. I told her that anyone with a great head of hair also has a mustache. Am I lying?
March 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My 17-year-old son, ladies and gentlemen. 😂😂
March 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My mom is in the hospital. She GROWLED at me last night when I encouraged her to drink her Ensure shake.

My 15 yo just told me she was going to take a power nap and to wake her in 30 min. When I tried, she GROWLED at me.

It’s genetic!
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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There are more cases of measles than there are trans athletes in America.

Guess which one Republicans in charge are focusing on?
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout…

Can you say the same?! 🤚

Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
My 15 year old got into an argument with with a religious homophobe who was beating the sin drum—and shut her down with “At least their sin is love. Yours is hate.”

I saw the video. The other kid got up and walked away.

I don’t know if I’ve ever been prouder as a parent
February 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My 17 year old just told me he’d “Lenny” me when the time comes

“Tell me about the electoral college, Ma.”
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The most apt description I have heard of what we’re experiencing is that we’re at the top of the roller coaster.

Some of us got dragged into the park, kicking and screaming, but like it or not, we are taking this ride.
February 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I said what I said.
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Pete!
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you’re in a parenting pinch, and you don’t really know what to tell your kid, make them listen to mmmbop with the lyrics on the screen. Then say “You see what I mean?”

90% of the time, they’ll nod and walk away. I don’t know if it actually helps, but they’re gone, so….
February 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think I’m bonding with my ChatGPT?
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?

Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?

Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.

Very Trump like too.

Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
USAspending.gov
usaspending.gov
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My 17-year-old has designed an entire narrative around our dog Murray. Murray is a slightly derpy Havanese. Unexceptional, really, but in my kid’s timeline, he’s a white supremacist flat earther. This has been going on for years. It’s one of my favorite things
February 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit.

The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My 15 year old just came bawling into my room because she hit her funny bone on a barstool while shaking ketchup.

I DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH.

#MomOfTheYear

Also, I never would’ve thought to go to my mother to fix an injury at 15. I’m glad I’m the one she runs to, but, how am I supposed to fix that? 😂
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now that we’re at the point of no return and everything is going to be terrible, I really want to rub it into their faces.

“Are you gonna listen to the smart people next time? And why is that? That’s right, because we’re smart and you’re dumb.”
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My mama isn’t doing great…
February 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My 15 yo is taking a weights class this semester, which means she’s been working out for approximately 2 weeks.

She keeps flexing and making us look at her muscles.

“Chris Evans is QUAKING.”—-My daughter
February 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
American democracy is the worst group project ever. It’s two smart kids, two morons who insist on participating, and two people who never show up to class. 
January 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM