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You all used to Love me.

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

The term "Trump Derangement Symptom" was made up by Sean Hannity on FOX News in... 2016.

So... Highly original.

Still amusing to hear certain British radio presenters start using it in... 2025, though.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Or 7 Norways.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

An olympic sized swimming pool will hold between 2,500,000 and 3,750,000 bananas.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Why have you spelled "neighbours" properly?
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'll help out...

If there are 10 adverts, and 70% of them include people who are Black...

And all 7 of those adverts each feature 99 White people and 1 Black person...

Think about it...
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There was also the carbon offsetting scam he was spokesman for, that was run by a $cientologist.
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
USA peoples...

November 9 will be when the shit hits the fan in your country.

I precited this many months ago, and I has the receipts.

Your new King will do a thing.

And it will officially be the end of democracy for you.

Bookmark this.

#Trump #USA #NoKings

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Trump flirted with "vaccines cause autism" about 20 years ago. After his weird kid was born.

(Always blame the woman. "I have the best genes")

Farage said a quiet part out loud, yesterday.

... πŸ€”

But we don't have investigative reporters any more πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I can't be arsed to Google but, the "immigrants are eating the swans" was a Daily Heil piece from years ago.

(Think- "FlatSceen TVs etc.)

It's complete bollocks, obvs, but I find it interesting that Farage used it yesterday πŸ€”

#Farage #Spiv #FarageLies #FarageRiots #Swans

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Charlie Kirk was a signer of the Declaration of Independence and fought in WW2. Few know how instrumental his efforts were to discovering salmonella, and inventing 12-bar blues.
September 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
As the French would say, "He's a fucking lying sack of jizz"
September 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Musk has now spoken at a Tommy Robinson rally, an AfD campaign event, and numerous Trump/MAGA rallies. You do the math πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Some more direct incitement from Musk

This man burned his sheep's clothing a long time ago and is now fully leaning into his right wing white supremacist nationalism
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

I'll help you out here.

He was a grifter.

His grift, as a grown-ass man, was to "debate" school kids.

Not many months ago it was disclosed that he was receiving 100s of thousands of dollars per month from... Russia.

#TurningPoint #SouthPark
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Mild take:

The vilification of "virtue signalling" was a political project designed to make even the most subtle reminders of what decency is uncouth and it fucking worked.
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You must have missed the memo ..

The UK is now like North Korea!
πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ₯±πŸ™„

#GawdSaveTheQueen
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The truly scary/sad thing, is that there are grown fckn adults who are too dumb to realise what Farage actually is πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Turkeys. Xmas. etc.

πŸ¦ƒ

I'm not gonna Godwin myself, but..
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
September 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's now blocked for me also.

So I've no idea 🀣
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you're dumb enough to fall for this...
August 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM