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I'm Pleasant.

I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.

https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'll help out...

If there are 10 adverts, and 70% of them include people who are Black...

And all 7 of those adverts each feature 99 White people and 1 Black person...

Think about it...
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I got distracted last night and forgot to watch "Threads" on BBC4.

So I have invoked shenanigans and can now watch it may leeeeesure.
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
July 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Everything Elmo does/has done , is based on an unpublished sci-fi novel from 1959.
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yay!

I'm an adult!
July 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
July 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

James, you are three metric inches away from becoming a Swarbry atm.

Do not be a Swarbry.

If you say "Sesh", then we will all die.

Also, today is my Birthday.

So gimme a shout-out, you annoying prick 😜

#WednesdaysSuckBalls ##HappyBirthday
July 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Big Jiggly Balloons 🎈
July 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

If you want to be scared and, at the same time, learn what the world's biggest ever snake oil salesman is doing.. read this sci-fi tale from 1959 👇
July 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Spoiler:

Musk is a pathological liar, a dribbling idiot, and a conman.
May 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
🤔...

Nah.
April 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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