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Knight
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Looking for moots who are also into;

🐉 House of the Dragon/Game of Thrones
👑 Ewan Mitchell
🦉 High Valyrian (Duolingo)
🎲 Dungeons and Dragons
⚔️ Renaissance Fairs
🧛‍♂️ Vampires (of any kind)
🧠 Baldur's Gate 3
🦖 Jurassic Park/World
📺 Cartoons
🇯🇵 Anime
📚 Books/Reading
🎮 Videogames
HELP I PISSED OFF THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS
May 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Do I need to spell out who this bill is really for?
May 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Heeeeeeey people who moved out of their abusive parent's house...

How did y'all do that???

Like how'd you find a place? How'd yoy escape without them getting a key to your place? How's you break the news to them? How'd you save up for it?
May 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Red lightsabers are for the bad guys.
May 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Unpopular Fitness Opinion:

You don't need to track the calories you eat and eat at a calorie deficit to lose weight.
April 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The federal government expects me to pay taxes and contribute to society, but I can't buy a box of condoms without blushing as red as a fire truck and giggling like a schizophrenic clown who just heard the world's funniest knock-knock joke.

Put me out of my misery already.
April 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dumb pet peeve of mine, but I hate when shops online market themselves as "Midwestern" but then they're all the way in Wisconsin.

Baby, you're in the North. You wanna market your shop as "Midwestern" you gotta be in heart of the Corn Belt.
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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1945: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS!

2025: Whatevs.
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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America will be Trump's 7th bankruptcy and he will blame Joe Biden.
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Elon either can’t do math, or he can’t pass civics.
March 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I blocked that barstool whatever account on TikTok and now my FYP is nothing but Survivor clips. I ain't mad, just curious how the algorithm landed on that for me.
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I've got that dawg* in me!

*Lego autism
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thinking about my DnD characters and realizing none of them are actually all that serious. Even my "serious" character has a comedic relief side kick.

I feel like this says a lot about me.
March 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So tired of this world, man.

I saw a post on TikTok talking about a type of harmless fungi that eats ethanol vapors, known as Whiskey Fungus. Cool, right? It's eating a byproduct of fermentation at distilleries and junk, yeah?

Everyone is fear mongering the harmless, drunk fungi.

I hate it here!
March 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The First Amendment 1789 -2025
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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mew in a bubble
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Won a goblin battle by killing a goblin with a Searing Smite via thigh clap.

I have a flare for the insane.
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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It’s borderline criminal.
March 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don't care what y'all say, he makes mutton chops look good!

Need him carnally.
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So, since we're officially going into a Depression because of Trump, who wants to plant war-time victory gardens?
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everyone likes to talk about media from their childhood, but I never see people talk about shows like Unbeatable Banzuke, or the original Japanese version of Ninja Warrior, or Solitary. Where's the G4 love at?
March 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM