Sedimentary. Possibly Jaspar or an Agate.

As long as you burn 500+ calories, three or more times a week, you'll find yourself losing weight.

I say this as someone who's lost almost 20 pounds since February and has only been to the gym 27 times this year but has burned over 10,900 calories in that time. All mostly cardio.

It'd be easier to simply introduce exercise that'll burn some calories, creating a natural deficit, into your life without restricting your diet. Especially if you're someone who's ever struggled with diets in the past, since most restrictive diets fail anyway...

If you are someone who has always been roughly the same size and weight for the majority of your adult life, that means you're can maintain weight with your existing diet.

When I tell you I'm cooked...

"El, how are you not on birth control?!"

Cause all of my partners for the past 11 years have had an innie, not an outie, and my last prescription made me extra spicy for the big dirt nap. I also didn't anticipate being asked out so fast, so now I'm scrambling to cover my bases, okay?

I'm very sex repulsed for the record.

However, I am going on a date with a guy I had a crush on when we were in school together the EXACT DAY I'm due to ovulate, and well...You're not you when you're ovulating.

One you could hit doing 40mph and it will be completely fine, the other thing will explode on impact.

Doooo iiiiiitttttt