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Lucas Carl
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Husband, Father of 2 girls, Cubs, Seahawks, Twolves and Pro Wrestling fan.
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Microtransactions.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Welp. The landlords given us 3 months notice after nearly 20 years of being in our house so uhhhh if you wanna buy some stuff (15% off this weekend with MEOW15) or buy me a coffee, please feel free.

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November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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TK and Mox woke up like idk 2 months ago and decided "yeah we making KOR a star"
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ricochet went Khalid on MVP. #AEWFullGear
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November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That belt looking like the NWA TV title #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Still am in need of a Willow/Shafir match. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Good flippin’ grief. #AEWFullGear. 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Not the dreaded Snake Bite?!?! #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
PAC looking like Von Kaiser cosplayer. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I wonder if Darby and Osprey have a competition to who can have the longest hood. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mistico is the physical embodiment of a Sade song. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
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November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Okada and Takeshita in opposite brackets in the C2 then meeting in the finals would be great #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Mistico and Okada said we don't work the pre show brother
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
PAC’s taped promos never miss. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Luchasauras with Marge’s Simpsons favorite weapon. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
With DC sponsoring the PPV, I’m really hoping for a comic book type intro. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I still have nightmares about my first girlfriend chasing me around with a bottle of tea tree oil and a sharp implement shouting "LET ME AT THAT BLACKHEAD, PUSSY". All women are New Jack. If you don't know that, you haven't had a good, healthy relationship with one.
Fun to see male fans get the vapors over women blading. The average gal has had a monthly relationship with blood before you had a whisker, goes to bed listening to podcasts about Ted Bundy, and would gleefully take a scalpel to any blemish you have if you let her. Catch up.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Keep giving the AEW women's division opportunities!
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The AEW women are much, MUCH better at plunder wrestling than the AEW men and everyone in the other companies regardless of gender. They have a much better sense of making it feel like a fight. #AEWDynamite
It was gonna take A LOT for me to like that match given how pre-disposed I am to hating modern 2025 plunder match - especially Wargames style. Luckily those 12 women provided A LOT to love, and avoided most of the tropes that annoy me. The good comfortably outweighed the bad. Fair play to them!
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
All the men tonight better stretch because this is going to be a high bar to clear. Women are showing out. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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tony khan / AEW can we give zohran mamdani a “the mayor of NYC is all elite” graphic please and ty
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM