Squirrel Haggard
@squirrelhaggard.bsky.social
Yeah, I don't really know either
I was blessed by the 11/11 portal today (nobody else was using the laundry room when I wanted to do laundry)
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I was blessed by the 11/11 portal today (nobody else was using the laundry room when I wanted to do laundry)
The ABS light on my car has been coming on sporadically for a couple months/few thousand miles. Kinda figured it was just a loose wire or an old sensor acting up, something low-stakes. Took it to the shop today for other routine stuff and asked them to check it out.
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The ABS light on my car has been coming on sporadically for a couple months/few thousand miles. Kinda figured it was just a loose wire or an old sensor acting up, something low-stakes. Took it to the shop today for other routine stuff and asked them to check it out.
I saw this perfect autumn leaf the other day
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I saw this perfect autumn leaf the other day
The 16th inning commentary about glistening fruit is like the weird secret track hidden behind 15 minutes of silence at the end of a CD.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The 16th inning commentary about glistening fruit is like the weird secret track hidden behind 15 minutes of silence at the end of a CD.
At the bar of a fancy steak place, the rando next to me asked the bartender for a side of au jus. I mentioned to him that au jus is loaded with electrolytes and good for athletic performance. He bought me one of the nicest glasses of scotch I've ever had and then avoided speaking with me any more.
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
At the bar of a fancy steak place, the rando next to me asked the bartender for a side of au jus. I mentioned to him that au jus is loaded with electrolytes and good for athletic performance. He bought me one of the nicest glasses of scotch I've ever had and then avoided speaking with me any more.
My caterpillar scarfed down a bunch of leaves for a couple weeks but went into hiding a few days ago. (Power rangers voice) It's pupin' time!
Ran into a friend who's a bug expert yesterday, told him about the caterpillar that I found and put into a jar with sticks and leaves and such, he got real excited and said "dude, I bet it's totally gonna pupate!"
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My caterpillar scarfed down a bunch of leaves for a couple weeks but went into hiding a few days ago. (Power rangers voice) It's pupin' time!
Been a lil out of the baseball loop the last couple seasons, but sure do feel for that Phillies pitcher.
October 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Been a lil out of the baseball loop the last couple seasons, but sure do feel for that Phillies pitcher.
Got pupusas for lunch and forgot that they come with a side of 2-hour nap, and now it's almost time to have supper and then it will be time for bed.
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got pupusas for lunch and forgot that they come with a side of 2-hour nap, and now it's almost time to have supper and then it will be time for bed.
Last night I saw a youth riding a lime scooter with an upside down 5-gallon bucket set up as a seat, like a makeshift moped. Very clever, probably dangerous, very jealous that I had never thought of it.
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Last night I saw a youth riding a lime scooter with an upside down 5-gallon bucket set up as a seat, like a makeshift moped. Very clever, probably dangerous, very jealous that I had never thought of it.
Ran into a friend who's a bug expert yesterday, told him about the caterpillar that I found and put into a jar with sticks and leaves and such, he got real excited and said "dude, I bet it's totally gonna pupate!"
September 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ran into a friend who's a bug expert yesterday, told him about the caterpillar that I found and put into a jar with sticks and leaves and such, he got real excited and said "dude, I bet it's totally gonna pupate!"
Moon looks great tonight and when I went out for a walk everyone seemed to be having a nice time.
September 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Moon looks great tonight and when I went out for a walk everyone seemed to be having a nice time.
I think my balcony has become a singles bar for cardinals. I may have just witnessed a young couple get engaged via sunflower seed.
September 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think my balcony has become a singles bar for cardinals. I may have just witnessed a young couple get engaged via sunflower seed.
Showed up to brunch with grocery store sushi, a bag of doritos, and a bouquet
I have arrived at this grocery store with good intentions but bad ideas.
September 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Showed up to brunch with grocery store sushi, a bag of doritos, and a bouquet
I have arrived at this grocery store with good intentions but bad ideas.
September 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I have arrived at this grocery store with good intentions but bad ideas.
The air is fuckin' weird right now.
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The air is fuckin' weird right now.
I think some of the sparrows outside have figured out how to gently bump against my window to get my attention when the bird food is empty.
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think some of the sparrows outside have figured out how to gently bump against my window to get my attention when the bird food is empty.
(hot in here voice): "It's calming down in here, so sit down and relax"
August 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
(hot in here voice): "It's calming down in here, so sit down and relax"
Launched a snot rocket from my balcony and almost hit a dove. Is this an omen?
August 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Launched a snot rocket from my balcony and almost hit a dove. Is this an omen?
slept through a storm and the tornado sirens (again)
August 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
slept through a storm and the tornado sirens (again)
"Do you ever go home and just lay on the floor for a while?"
"Yes! Literally all the time!"
"Yes! Literally all the time!"
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Do you ever go home and just lay on the floor for a while?"
"Yes! Literally all the time!"
"Yes! Literally all the time!"
Reposted by Squirrel Haggard
Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty
Always happy to help people get the information they need
June 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Always happy to help people get the information they need
(Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Maps" voice) NAAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAAps
June 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
(Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Maps" voice) NAAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAA, AAAaaaAAAps
On my walk I heard a black capped chickadee in a tree above me. As I got closer, he gradually went from "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee" to "chicka-dee-dee," and after I passed by and got farther away, he lengthened his call again.
TFW you just get absolutely roasted by this round lil cutie:
TFW you just get absolutely roasted by this round lil cutie:
June 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
On my walk I heard a black capped chickadee in a tree above me. As I got closer, he gradually went from "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee" to "chicka-dee-dee," and after I passed by and got farther away, he lengthened his call again.
TFW you just get absolutely roasted by this round lil cutie:
TFW you just get absolutely roasted by this round lil cutie: