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@squidwardtheartist.bsky.social
Another day, another migraine. (HE/HIM)

PARODY / RP ACCOUNT - Squidward and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company.
// means OOC

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"Another day, another migraine... Ah ha, migraine."

Squidward (Semi-Self Interpretation) RP / Parody Account!!
LEWD / ZOO / PEDO / PROSHIP / ETC DNI

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squidward from spongebob squarepants is smiling and wearing a top hat with the nick logo behind him
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is smiling and wearing a top hat with the nick logo behind him
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September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Am I... 'washed'?"
September 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Under where."

"... I said the thing, laugh."
The #SpongeBob Movie: Search For SquarePants releases in 101 days
September 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Uh.. I don't know how you know about that, but everything I got from that was reversed. Including the whole air breathing thing."
“Yeah, but didn’t that whole adventure with that one magical book allow you to breathe fine when you’re out do the water?”
June 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"They're.. OUT of the water though, aren't they."
“Trust me. They’ll love it.”
June 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"I've never.. heard of any of those places. Are you sure?"
“There’s other places that would love to hear your music. Paradise, Metro City, the Mushroom Kingdom, Kamurocho, Morioh, and many others. I could give you some of their contacts if you’re down.”
June 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I would if anyone in this bottomfeeder town could RECOGNIZE talent."
“No problem. I think you should spread your talents to other places. Public festivals, parties, you know the deal. Maybe some exposure is what you need.”
"Oh, uh, thank you! Atleast someone can recognize my TRUE talent!"
June 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Oh, uh, thank you! Atleast someone can recognize my TRUE talent!"
*The Dude was walking by when he heard Squidward practicing.* “Hey, you’re improving. Keep it up.”
[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]
June 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Nickelodeon would kill you if you tried to buy me."
I own the Death Star
I own the Ultimate Nullifier
I own the Infinity Stones
I own the Infinity Gauntlet
I own the X-Mansion
I own the Griffins
I own Maria Robotnik

And more importantly...

I own YOU, [reader].
June 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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With the month of June ending...
The nomination post everyone is waiting for. . .
FANDOM OF THE MONTH!! Which universe has caught everyone's attention?

Your job: NOMINATE JUNE'S FANDOM!
Comment which fandom you think should be featured in this month's issue.
June 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
// whatever happened to the angry pissed off chair account
(i know i might sound crazy when i say that but i swear im not)
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I’m just a simple sponge with a job. 💛
June 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 2:09 PM
// musing squidward here is so lonely 😭😭 id kill to see someone active muse mr krabs or spongebob
June 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
// squidward imagines everyone in his underwear when hes nervous. it usually works. usually.
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"I for one welcome our... uh.. robotic overlords."
June 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"You should be ashamed."
June 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM