Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
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Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
@mrkrabsparody.bsky.social
Proud owner of the Krusty Krab! (HE/HIM)

PARODY / RP ACCOUNT - Mr. Krabs and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company.
// means OOC

Ran by boxboi.bsky.social
Pinned
"Arg arg arg arg arg! Hello Bluesky, I like money!"

// Mr. Krabs (Self interpretation) Parody account!!
Other important things may be added in the replies in the future!!

Ran by boxboi.bsky.social
a cartoon character with a speech bubble that says ' is always right ' on it
ALT: a cartoon character with a speech bubble that says ' is always right ' on it
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"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"MONEY!? WHERE?!"
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"In yer' dreams, scallywag."
🐭“Do I own this Mr. Krabs character?”
April 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"I still like money!"
a crab is sitting in a chair holding a dollar bill
ALT: a crab is sitting in a chair holding a dollar bill
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April 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Eat Krabby patties! Arg arg arg arg arg!
January 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Aye, while I like the free promotion, what is this?
Is this some sort of imitation Krabs?
@bucketofchum.bsky.social go back to twitter, on god

Anyway try our 250 krabby pattys all spread across local restaurants! They all taste different! I’m gonna be honest with you the wendys one fucking sucked I mean that bitch was just a Dave’s Single BUT THEYRES A LOT MORE JUST BUY THEM PLEAS
October 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
@chumbucketowner.bsky.social Ye can't even go to WENDY'S for the Krabby Patty formuler, Plankton! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!
October 28, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Wait.. you woke up.. IN THE AFTERNOON?! THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME!
GET TO WOOOOORRRRKK!!!!! OR YOU'RE....

fired.
October 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Ye have a kid, lad?
<Herobrine> My kid is wonderful!
October 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
//HAIIII!! I will like to announce the server that we made!! Parody paradise!!!

Make sure to repost and like this for more people to see the invite!

discord.gg/CaAb3ursCc
Join the 🦋🔵Parody Paradise: The Parody BSKY Community🔵🦋 Discord Server!
Check out the 🦋🔵Parody Paradise: The Parody BSKY Community🔵🦋 community on Discord - hang out with 8 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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October 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The one and only! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!
October 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
Wh- 200 FOLLOWERS?! ALREADY?! I- uh- didn't know I was so close to that.
Thanks. Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha.

// omg yall the best i didnt know i was this close to 200 followers in the span of barely over a week!!
October 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
They're dead. They're already dead and don't know it.
October 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Aye, isn't chum dead fish?
Ill try your chum!
You should eat Chumly instead.
October 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Aye.. why eat such a diabolical evil meal.. when you could be eating at The KRUSTY KRAB™️!
Trying Lunchly :]
October 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Aye, I heard today was 'Take yer nephew to work' day! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!
October 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Aye, alot of things.
The Krusty Krab, me daughter, my experience in THE WAR, The Krusty Krab, me homelife, The Krusty Krab, Plankton sucking at everything, The Krusty Krab, and don't forget, The Krusty Krab!
bsky.app/profile/mrkr...

“Oh? Whatever do you discuss about on there, Mister Krabs?”
HEY! The Eugene Krabs Experience is a PEAK podcast, you tasteless seaworm fodder!
October 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
HEY! The Eugene Krabs Experience is a PEAK podcast, you tasteless seaworm fodder!
Something worse than hers.. OH! Mr Krabs podcast! Because that old man just SUCKS!
“Oh god. What if. You made a podcast worse than hers to control the masses into doing whatever you want?”
October 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Aye, don't mind the last post I deleted. Me claws don't work well with a phone.
October 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I like money!
Kill all Capitalists
October 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
October 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Oooo.. Money..
Money Sponge Bob Squarepants GIF
ALT: Money Sponge Bob Squarepants GIF
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October 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
I wanna try a Krabby Patty
October 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
go.bsky.app/NB1hMHy
// I made a Bluesky Parodybob Starterpack with most if not all Spongebob Parody accounts. Enjoy! (P.S: If you want to be added or removed from here simply comment down below asking one thing or the other.)
...Don't ask why I'm making this at 1 in the morning.
October 26, 2024 at 6:13 AM