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🎵🐙ₛᵩᵤᵢ𝒹𝓌ₐᵣ𝒹 Q. ₜₑₙₜₐ𝒸ₗₑₛ🐙🎨
@squidwardtheartist.bsky.social
Another day, another migraine. (HE/HIM)

PARODY / RP ACCOUNT - Squidward and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company.
// means OOC

Ran by boxboi.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
[Squidward is playing his clarinet outside his window loudly.]
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"I for one welcome our... uh.. robotic overlords."
June 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"You should be ashamed."
June 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"GOD. DAMMIT."
June 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"I assume you've also bought the license to this L?"
June 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
June 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"How come the ones who CAN'T drive are in?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE!"
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Oh dear Neptune."
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"No. People have to stop asking me this. My nose isn't THAT BIG."
June 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"What's so wrong with being BLUE?!"
June 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[Squidward is dead. Go home.]
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
June 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
// hey guys sorry for leaving for the kelp shake again, as an apology take this thing i just drew up
May 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
// what could be so bad abou-
April 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"W-What the scallop?!"
April 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"NOOOOOO-"
April 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"I'm sorry. WHAT."
April 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
April 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"BIG NOSE?! I'LL SHOW YOU BIG NOSE, YOU HAIRLESS ANCHOVY!"
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM