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Squery?
@squery.bsky.social
Permanently underwhelmed and underwhelming defeatist TV fan
In the letters bit of #bbuk I thought, "Ok, I see how human relationships can endure and transform conflicting political tensions, and perhaps bring us all to a peaceful world of enlightenment after all?" and then after the advert break Emily started sneerily dismissing Palestine and FUCKING NOPE
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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American colleague told me that they'd just gone through the change. I misunderstood and said that I hoped their doctor was helping them. It turns out I misunderstood and they'd just gone back standard time from summer time.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"Social movements" Emily you cowardly fuck, we KNOW you mean pride flags #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If any of the people left in this house go into politics, I actually hope it'd be Teja #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The one thing that always makes me snigger about Posh People Families is that you can NEVER tell which names belong to the kids and which are the dogs #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If they keep all these sods in much longer, the final eviction's gonna look like a fucking rush hour commuter train letting out #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If Caroline was still in, she'd have a letter from Nigel Farage that coincidentally listed out all his policies in achingly tedious detail #bbuk
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Children in Need this year should have a fundraiser where every time Caroline says "woke" in that sneery derogative way, she has to put a fiver in a jar, and every one in the Old Vic has to buy themselves a shot of Malibu and down it #bbuk #bbll
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why does the Guest Frog look like Tesco Value Zelah 😭🐸 #bbuk #bbll
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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…..but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This one audience member reacting to Nancy and Caroline has SURELY earned a seat in the guest chairs, if not a presenting gig for the final??? THIS IS THE LEVEL OF EXPRESSIVE NO-BULLSHIT WE DEMAND! #BBUK #BBLL
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why does this episode feel WAYYY longer than usual? #bbuk #bbll Currently the frog is my favourite there ❤️🐸📡
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Elsa's entire posture is giving me LIFE 😭 Standing there like an italic letter I of "I smell bullshit"-ness #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm declaring it, I WANT Teja to win; the UK public don't generally agree with my choices, so I'm not holding my breath for it, but it'd be nice ❤️ #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"It's so unfair having to take away things from people worse off than I am" PERFECT prep for her future career.
#bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Carmeron serving Baffled Gentleman in 1902 on a Safari he was Wholly Unprepared For
#bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want Carmeron to run the activities for the OAPs on a luxury cruise liner 🎈👴🏻🧓🏿🧓🏼👵🏾❤️⛵ #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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More coasters in this top 8 than in Thorpe Park. #BBUK
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
IMAGINE how much better the country would be if Tories were as empathetic towards disabled people as they are towards cataclysmic gits who piss on everyone's joy? #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The house seems... so PEACEFUL??? #bbuk
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I definitely misheard them saying that Mary Beard was going to be a panelist on Late and Live. #BBUK #BBLL
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Actually it would be a really iconic drag routine if Lawrence Chaney lip-synced to Nancy's elongated rant from tonight
#bbuk #bbll
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I've seen loved ones of murder victims on the news being less catastrophically peeved than this?? #bbuk
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
IT'S AN EVEN SHORTER TIME UNTIL YOU SEE SAM AGAIN THIS TIME ROUND, IT'S DEFINITELY ALL GOING TO BE FINE, THIS LEVEL OF GRIEF IS MOST CERTAINLY UNWARRANTED #bbuk
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Emily please stop hurling spaffing nonsense about how much you loved someone you just voted out #bbuk
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM