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Squery?
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Permanently underwhelmed and underwhelming defeatist TV fan
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This one audience member reacting to Nancy and Caroline has SURELY earned a seat in the guest chairs, if not a presenting gig for the final??? THIS IS THE LEVEL OF EXPRESSIVE NO-BULLSHIT WE DEMAND! #BBUK #BBLL
An audience member sitting behind Nancy is wearing a satin green blouse, and has shoulder-length blonde hair paired with an incredibly sceptical facial expression The audience member in the satin green blouse sitting behind Nancy has covered almost their entire face with their hand, in a display of absolute frustrated resignation; the epitome of the expression "face palm", often used to convey bewildered irritation at another person's absurdity.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Shout out to Green Jumper Person, PERFECT audience member, just casually sitting behind the divas nodding silently every so often, paying attention, laughs unobtrusively, not exaggerating the facial expressions. 10/10, proved WORTHY of a front-row seat next time. #bbuk #bbll
Three guests sit in their seats on Big Brother Late and Live. Behind them, in raised seating, are audience members; on the top left of the audience members sits a pale person with short blond hair, in a green jumper, listening intently
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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It's a fierce outfit, but it does also put me in mind of dressing up as a low-budget modernisation of Robin Hood and Maid Marion #bbuk
Nancy from Big Brother has long blond hair and wears a cropped studded loose brown jumper and matching bottoms, with a fitted white shirt underneath
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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If you told me this was the Republican representative for Alaska, who founded Moms For Kids With More Guns, and was seen here presenting her regular segment on Fox News called HOMOSPOTTING WEEKLY, I'd probably just accept it #bbuk
Housemate Caroline from the current series of Big Brother sits in the diary room cross-legged. She wears a pink cowboy hat with a silver bull skull at the centre of its band, and a pair of silky leopard print pyjamas. Her face looks a little tanned. She also sports a silver necklace which says "MONKEY" in block letters
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Bride of Dracula; colourised still, 1925 #bbuk
Will Best, one of the presenters on Late & Live is lurking in a dark room, lit only by blue light. He hold a microphone and wears a knitted v-neck and a coat over his shoulders On his head, tied under his chin are two round protrusions outlined with lace that resembles a bra. However, the outfit is more likely an homage to housemate Farida, who wears a hair covering at all times that appears to be made of vintage-style cotton and lace in bonnet form, with matching loose-fitting modest nightie to ensure her neck to wrists and ankles are covered.
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A fair chunk of Scotland, every time a Tory is shoe-horned onto a reality TV show and then has the audacity to say sentences aloud:

#bbuk
A very tense white actor named Mark from a screenshot of The Celebrity Traitors series 1. Many of his teeth are showing, his eyes are narrowed and a vein is nearly visible on his forehead. The subtitles say "Fuck's sake!" Mark is Scottish, and wears a grey cardigan. He has short grey hair and flared nostrils.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I thought this was Ali G when I first glanced the audience #bbuk #bbll
A white person with a goatee, and glasses, with long ginger hair and a red hat like a Fish and Chip shop person wears. Everything they're wearing is crimson.
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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#BBUK Richard to Caroline at all hours of the day:
A screenshot from Love Actually when Kiera Knightley says to Andrew Lincoln "You've stayed rather close, haven't you?" has been doctored so that the face of Richard from Big Brother has replaced Kiera's.
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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...Caroline giving a little bit of Grima energy there as she trotted after Spare Cameron, declaring undying loyalty in the Crusade Against Team Fabulous #bbuk
Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings leans indignantly towards his king, whilst trying to manipulate him into making terrible lifestyle choices
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I feel like if George and Sneaky Richard had a child together, it'd look exactly like the vicar from Dad's Army. #bbuk
The vicar from Dad's Army (a white man with glasses and a long face, with a receding strawberry blond hairline) looks haughty and affronted.
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Quite like that Will's dressed as a butch 1920s liquorice allsort tonight 😊 #bbuk
Will, one of the presenters of Big Brother is wearing a boxy brown suit, and a pink shirt, with large shiny black shoes. He appears to be mid-blink
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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THIS diva is serving so many reactions #bbuk appears to have a third presenter??
A diva in sparkly jeans and an animal print top stands at a slanted angle, entwining their fingers and pouting with raised eyebrows in reaction to the main presenters of Big Brother Late & Live
October 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Feel like this MIGHT be a... helpful summary for the current #bbuk classroom cohort...
October 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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George seems surprisingly non-feminist for such a clearly devout member of the WW2 Women's Land Army #bbuk
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM