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Wasabi
@squeezerwasabi.bsky.social
🦑 competitive splatoon player🦑
Former 2500 XP squeezer
SUPPORT SQUEEZER PLAYERS
Discord tag: w_asab_i
Destorca has finally passed away
ALWAYS SUPPORTS REAL ART
Sendu ink: https://sendou.ink/u/1252774704326905927
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Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left

And then when you watch the vod back you see
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 AM
GANG IMAGINE SQUEEZER WITH AURA ITS ACTUALLY OVER
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I just wanted to say if you have a EGO that’s good everybody needs confidence but it’s when you become ignorant and start talking down to your friends that it becomes problematic so please take a good look in the mirror and reflect
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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I want to support the new generation of players as much as anyone, but it’s frustrating seeing many of them team up with known problematic players. Especially after the Jackpot situation, these players just learned how to hide their behavior in their discord groupchat of being normal human beings
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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sad knowing a good chunk of the mid level/high level player base act like literal children when they should be trying to impact the community in positive ways. no matter how good you are you do not deserve to put others down to seem cool or to fuel your own ego
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Stamper supremacy
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Lowk I might make another team but idk right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 AM
What’s good
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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NEW SPLAT CHAT COMING YOUR WAY!!

Check out our podcast full of podcasters. Is this the Podcast Meta?
We got @hitw.ink , @popgun.bsky.social , and @glitchedcactus.bsky.social together to talk about the Splatoon Meta and Patch 11.0.0 tonight at @ 6:30 pm EST.
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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it appears Public Anemone is going by different aliases?
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Hi Bluesky. I want team.
-LI banned and probably on the low end of it, div 4ish
-age 18+
-NA time zone
-hoping to practice 2 or 3 times/week plus a tournament every other week or something
-Perk: you get to be in Squid School videos
DM on Discord if interested.
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Hey what’s good me and a few friends played in milk cup today and we got 10th place
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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🏆 Play Against TOP Japanese Players Here! 🗾
Finding Japanese competition can be WAY too hard 🍥~🍥

So I made THIS Server to make finding Japanese Tournaments and Scrims MUCH easier!

You’ll find like-minded people, and easily make Groups with them using this! 🔗⬇️
#compsplatoon
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Whelp for now I’m a free agent I’m not going to be really looking to join another team I’m more looking into playing X rank and solo grinding but if you want a silly Glooga player DM me
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I love Glooga and I should definitely put more time into it but like if anyone wants to coach a lil guy like me dm me
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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What's that behind your back, Shot-chan?

#compslatoon #splatoonfanart #splatoon3
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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Hello, I'm opening up commissions for Japanese-English translations!

I can translate videos, text (like tweets or guides), manga, and more.

Retweets appreciated! Link below
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Enjoy 9 minutes of me yapping about splatoon being a hard game. This is my first time actually tryharding when editing and I spent at least 15 hours editing this video. Hope you guys enjoy 🤍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9H...
Splatoon Is a Hard Game??
YouTube video by Jared
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Who the fuck on the dev team thought it would be remotely ok to bring back a bunch of SR gear from S2 and NOT INCLUDE THIS BANGER are you FUCKING serious
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Ellen Joe
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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soon...
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Destorca has disbanded and I’m happy for everyone I’ve met and got to play with
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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BTW anyone can look at my public match history from the past 1.5 years

stat.ink/@AutumnalEqu...

(stat .ink used to be easy to setup, if people are interested I could make a guide)

#compsplatoon
stat.ink -- Go Deeper, Have More Fun.
stat.ink saves and analyzes your Splatoon results.
stat.ink
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
So um like dose anyone want to try and coach a new Glooga player I’m 1756 currently in JP zones I’m trying to go for 2500 I’ve gotten it before with squeezer so like ya DM me if so
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM