Pastry 🍩🏳️⚧️
@pinkpuffypastry.bsky.social
✨ Splatoon Teacher and Player 🍩 2.6k Decav Main ✨ Links in Carrd~ 🍩
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🏆 FREEDOM IS BACK 🏳️⚧️
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
WAIT THIS IS FIRE WHAAAAAT
Midlevel this, midlevel that.
We got a new Splat Chat going live TONIGHT at 8pm ET featuring @isjared.bsky.social and his experience with midlevel.
#compsplatoon
We got a new Splat Chat going live TONIGHT at 8pm ET featuring @isjared.bsky.social and his experience with midlevel.
#compsplatoon
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
WAIT THIS IS FIRE WHAAAAAT
7th in Triton Cup today 🫡 the Top 8 counts are increasing!
We got a game VS a SUPER stacked pickup AND beat a good number of +'s (❁´◡`❁)
Let's keep raising the line!
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
We got a game VS a SUPER stacked pickup AND beat a good number of +'s (❁´◡`❁)
Let's keep raising the line!
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
7th in Triton Cup today 🫡 the Top 8 counts are increasing!
We got a game VS a SUPER stacked pickup AND beat a good number of +'s (❁´◡`❁)
Let's keep raising the line!
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
We got a game VS a SUPER stacked pickup AND beat a good number of +'s (❁´◡`❁)
Let's keep raising the line!
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
The two FREEDOM pickups are facing R1 😭
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The two FREEDOM pickups are facing R1 😭
LEBANONS!! (❁´◡`❁)
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and our lead illustration researcher has provided this new image featuring Callie, Marina, and some seasonal sweets!
Maybe share this with someone close to your heart? #Splatoon3
Maybe share this with someone close to your heart? #Splatoon3
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
LEBANONS!! (❁´◡`❁)
THIS SEEDING IN TRITON-- 😮💨😮💨😮💨
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
THIS SEEDING IN TRITON-- 😮💨😮💨😮💨
The Map being pulled up makes this Clip so much funnier, that was PRIMAL 😭
It still lives rent free in my head.....
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Map being pulled up makes this Clip so much funnier, that was PRIMAL 😭
LATE NIGHT STREAM INKOMING
I'm gonna be playing the Splatoon 3 Bomb Rush challenge...
SURELY there can't be THAT many Bombs... right? :BocchiTheClueless:
AFTER will be Anarchy Open Speedruns! 🏆
STAY TUNED!
#PinkPuffyPremiere
I'm gonna be playing the Splatoon 3 Bomb Rush challenge...
SURELY there can't be THAT many Bombs... right? :BocchiTheClueless:
AFTER will be Anarchy Open Speedruns! 🏆
STAY TUNED!
#PinkPuffyPremiere
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
LATE NIGHT STREAM INKOMING
I'm gonna be playing the Splatoon 3 Bomb Rush challenge...
SURELY there can't be THAT many Bombs... right? :BocchiTheClueless:
AFTER will be Anarchy Open Speedruns! 🏆
STAY TUNED!
#PinkPuffyPremiere
I'm gonna be playing the Splatoon 3 Bomb Rush challenge...
SURELY there can't be THAT many Bombs... right? :BocchiTheClueless:
AFTER will be Anarchy Open Speedruns! 🏆
STAY TUNED!
#PinkPuffyPremiere
I've actually never had spam 😭😭😭
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I've actually never had spam 😭😭😭
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
SUCH A NICE PLACEMENT 🏆
My pickup got 5th in Paddling Pool today 🏅
Only lost to the 1st and 2nd seed teams!
GGS to everyone and I'm excited to play more~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPerceptions
My pickup got 5th in Paddling Pool today 🏅
Only lost to the 1st and 2nd seed teams!
GGS to everyone and I'm excited to play more~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPerceptions
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
SUCH A NICE PLACEMENT 🏆
My pickup got 5th in Paddling Pool today 🏅
Only lost to the 1st and 2nd seed teams!
GGS to everyone and I'm excited to play more~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPerceptions
My pickup got 5th in Paddling Pool today 🏅
Only lost to the 1st and 2nd seed teams!
GGS to everyone and I'm excited to play more~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPerceptions
TODAY IS A GREAT FUCKING DAY.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
TODAY IS A GREAT FUCKING DAY.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Love that the week went from
"I'm gonna get a TON of practice done!"
to:
"I'M TRYING OUT A TON OF PEOPLE IN LUTI CRUNCH TIME" 😆
"I'm gonna get a TON of practice done!"
to:
"I'M TRYING OUT A TON OF PEOPLE IN LUTI CRUNCH TIME" 😆
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Love that the week went from
"I'm gonna get a TON of practice done!"
to:
"I'M TRYING OUT A TON OF PEOPLE IN LUTI CRUNCH TIME" 😆
"I'm gonna get a TON of practice done!"
to:
"I'M TRYING OUT A TON OF PEOPLE IN LUTI CRUNCH TIME" 😆
This is quickly becoming my favorite meme format
![STOP DOING MATH meme used for midlevel comp splatoon
text reads:
STOP BEING MIDLEVEL
- PLAYERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN DIVS
- YEARS OF PLUS SERVERS YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higer than LOW INK
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SWIM OR SINK"
- "Yes please give me a good SQ power. Please give me a good result" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what the midlevels have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sendouq & weeklies we built for them
(This is REAL midlevel, done by REAL midlevel players):
[image of SAC badge] ?????
[image of someone's SQ Rank and Power over time graph] ???????
[discord screenshot reading:
04 March 2023 12:27, sblast player: "lf +3 for pickup"
10 February 2026 16:44, Fisk: "still?" (reply to previous message)]
??????????????
"Hello I would like +3 access please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qldvxt2t43ew5pizfveovsg7/bafkreigmigtvxfcp2qajr6fthecnsh2n6xunrt5wdtgvy5vf7d37hpobye@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is quickly becoming my favorite meme format
Cactus shows a really great blend of being professional and having impact in the game 🫡 definitely a player to Pickup with if you have the chance!
Insanely grateful to have been able to give my best and it’s recognized! Definitely the boost I needed to push harder in comp and try to play in more tournaments and scrims when my schedule allows me to 🙏 thank you Jared
The players that stood out the most to me but didn't make the cut, I recommend anyone to reach out to these people and play with them because in a different world I could have played with any one of them #compsplatoon
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Cactus shows a really great blend of being professional and having impact in the game 🫡 definitely a player to Pickup with if you have the chance!
Reposted by Pastry 🍩🏳️⚧️
🏆 FREEDOM IS BACK 🏳️⚧️
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
🏆 FREEDOM IS BACK 🏳️⚧️
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
Reposted by Pastry 🍩🏳️⚧️
The players that stood out the most to me but didn't make the cut, I recommend anyone to reach out to these people and play with them because in a different world I could have played with any one of them #compsplatoon
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The players that stood out the most to me but didn't make the cut, I recommend anyone to reach out to these people and play with them because in a different world I could have played with any one of them #compsplatoon
🏆 FREEDOM IS BACK 🏳️⚧️
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
🏆 FREEDOM IS BACK 🏳️⚧️
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'm hosting TRYOUTS this WHOLE week to get a Team for LUTI~
I've improved my Solo Play a lot, and am excited to GO the Distance with a new Team!
🧵⬇️ to learn MORE about the Team!
I'M HOSTING COMPETITIVE GAMES LATER 🏆
I host 8s every other week and they're FINALLY back!
They're a great chance to get fierce practice and make new friends (❁´◡`❁)
🔗⬇️ to join~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
I host 8s every other week and they're FINALLY back!
They're a great chance to get fierce practice and make new friends (❁´◡`❁)
🔗⬇️ to join~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'M HOSTING COMPETITIVE GAMES LATER 🏆
I host 8s every other week and they're FINALLY back!
They're a great chance to get fierce practice and make new friends (❁´◡`❁)
🔗⬇️ to join~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
I host 8s every other week and they're FINALLY back!
They're a great chance to get fierce practice and make new friends (❁´◡`❁)
🔗⬇️ to join~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
Hitbox nerds WHAT happened here 😆
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Hitbox nerds WHAT happened here 😆
Hi as the Decav here, what the fuck happened
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hi as the Decav here, what the fuck happened
COMING LATER THIS WEEK... 🎥
I'm Ranking EACH Weapon Based on how much the 11.0 Weapons made them CRAZY..
The Video will drop at latest Sunday night!
Stay tuned~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
I'm Ranking EACH Weapon Based on how much the 11.0 Weapons made them CRAZY..
The Video will drop at latest Sunday night!
Stay tuned~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
COMING LATER THIS WEEK... 🎥
I'm Ranking EACH Weapon Based on how much the 11.0 Weapons made them CRAZY..
The Video will drop at latest Sunday night!
Stay tuned~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
I'm Ranking EACH Weapon Based on how much the 11.0 Weapons made them CRAZY..
The Video will drop at latest Sunday night!
Stay tuned~
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
hey so has anyone noticed the fact that nintendo made a completely unannounced nerf to rapid blaster pro's ink consumption in 11.0.1 (NOT 11.0.0)?
because they did, it went from 8% to 9.12%
They also buffed normal rapid's paint a little
because they did, it went from 8% to 9.12%
They also buffed normal rapid's paint a little
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
5th in Baja today beating a group with a +!
It was cool and I wanna keep raising the Tourney line!
#compsplatoon
It was cool and I wanna keep raising the Tourney line!
#compsplatoon
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
5th in Baja today beating a group with a +!
It was cool and I wanna keep raising the Tourney line!
#compsplatoon
It was cool and I wanna keep raising the Tourney line!
#compsplatoon