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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
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Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
Pinned
Also...

"What's with the name Squeaks?"

Noooo idea
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Post a picture YOU took, just a picture, NO description.
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Last night I watched a show suggesting someone could leap from a balcony, run across an uneven downhill yard & across docks in house slippers. I'll suspend my beliefs for a lot of impossible shet but some lies cannot overcome reality & no one should try.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I didn't think I could crush harder on the future ex-husband Batfleck but dammit kid 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Let's take a step back for a sec though & legit judge how king it took this guy to actually "make" f*cking money. Don't red-pen my shet about using "make," I air-quoted for a reason, so keep reading. Mother fcker spent a lifetime leveraged out his pleather ass, hemorrhaging cash & failing being
He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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I am proud to announce that my first ever independent blog is now live. Inconvenient War Studies has a post and an about page. Please visit, read, and leave a comment for me!

My first post is an overview of the US led coalition in Vietnam.

inconvenientwarstudies.net
Inconvenient Wars
Stories of Wars, Technology, and Personalities
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January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This is the one place I can report I have a fellow Fella NAFO neighb that adopted a street here. Happened to see while driving & on the phone w/my bro, told him with so much glee. Being of the uninitiated absolutely he had no worthy retort after being accused of pronouncing this nonsense. 1
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Multiple times in my life when I have crossed passed with women who just struck the shet out of me. And while appearance/looks isn't a legit measure of good person, sometimes there's just a vibe & they're stunning & if the opportunity presents, I tell them so because the WOW factor compells me.
This just blew my mind a bit
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every decision of everything in this house begins lives ends & then thrice additional reconsiderations because Kershaw. I've been trying to decorate since after Halloween.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Satan tryna break back into the Hell
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got our first offer on the condo & it was unrealistic, so we countered & it was declined. People are funny.
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is why I'm violence when people give me unnecessary problems. I make my own just fine.
Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday.

everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I've never wished to be a wizard so gd bad as I do right now, waving my wand at artwork & dishes & packing materials saying WRRRRAPPIO!
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September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It is not unique in my lifetime to have muscle spasms. It is not unusual that I would have them during down time this last week. What is new is questioning whether several of em didn't just ripple effect up the hamstring? Ima start journaling this bs i swear
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September 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Age verification? I used to take blank signed check as a child into Robinsons OR May Company with an approval note from my mom. I needed school clothes & she was too tired to take me shopping.
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm juss gonna leave this right here in the pile of meaningless receipts for Thursday Vet day & Tuesday travels...
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It doesn't fucking "look" like it but I am fucking legit close to fucking being fucking done packing but also I fucking legit fucking do not fucking want to do it anyfuckingmore & I absofuckinglutely do not want to unfucking pack a fuckingthing when the time fucking comes.
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September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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We got the soft landing, and inflation fell from 9% to 3% without a recession. But someone put rocks on the runway, and we may not make it back to the gate, even though that's meant to be the easy bit.
September 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Let me say what the President won't: Domestic violence is not okay. It's immoral, illegal and abusive, and no real man is okay would do it, approve of it, or minimize it.
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Posting again for the Monday crowd.
Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I podcasted. This time on the importance of economic institutions, and the problems with Trump's arbitrary firing of economic officials.
Why should our labor statistics and our central bank be apolitical?

So we don't end up like Argentina or his homeland, Papua New Guinea, says economist @justinwolfers.bsky.social on our latest show.

Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM