Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy
@squatchdaddy.bsky.social
MDNI
NSFW
Autistic
Cissie: he/him
poly and partnered (open)
28 TX
https://tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy
https://ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy
NSFW
Autistic
Cissie: he/him
poly and partnered (open)
28 TX
https://tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy
https://ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy
Pinned
Y'all know a game called deadbolt?
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Y'all know a game called deadbolt?
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♡𖠞♡𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼♡𖠞♡
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♡𖠞♡𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼♡𖠞♡
♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡𖠞♡
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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♡𖠞♡𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼♡𖠞♡
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♡𖠞♡𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓼♡𖠞♡
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*~ you wanna lend me $25 so u can pay my phone bill ~*
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
*~ you wanna lend me $25 so u can pay my phone bill ~*
Mr. Frog show but it's just me prepping, cooking, and eating bugs with the same outro music
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Mr. Frog show but it's just me prepping, cooking, and eating bugs with the same outro music
Wood morning ✨️
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wood morning ✨️
Sleeping in the car because I'm too horny and if I go inside I'm gonna touch myself into the dawn so wood night
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sleeping in the car because I'm too horny and if I go inside I'm gonna touch myself into the dawn so wood night
Horny one moment
Wanting to eat bugs the next
Wanting to eat bugs the next
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Horny one moment
Wanting to eat bugs the next
Wanting to eat bugs the next
Horny screaming into the void and hoping it fucks back
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Horny screaming into the void and hoping it fucks back
Suck my soul out so I can slurp it right back up with yours as well when I eat you out
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Suck my soul out so I can slurp it right back up with yours as well when I eat you out
99.9999999% of the time, I will not guess two accounts are the same person unless told
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
99.9999999% of the time, I will not guess two accounts are the same person unless told
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frog condoms: ribbitted for pleasure
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
frog condoms: ribbitted for pleasure
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All I heard was southpark didn't get sued for defamation because the gay jokes about Trump are real
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
All I heard was southpark didn't get sued for defamation because the gay jokes about Trump are real
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Mmmmm….broccoli cheese!
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Mmmmm….broccoli cheese!
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Genuinely, and not to grandstand here, but we as a society need to settle down every time some rightwing fuckhead gets caught with a dick in their mouth. Literally everything they do is, to some extent, fetishization.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Genuinely, and not to grandstand here, but we as a society need to settle down every time some rightwing fuckhead gets caught with a dick in their mouth. Literally everything they do is, to some extent, fetishization.
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orgasm isn't enough i need my conscious mind to be dissolved and rinsed away
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
orgasm isn't enough i need my conscious mind to be dissolved and rinsed away
Boop boop boop bweep bop
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Boop boop boop bweep bop
You, me, and eating you like you're an all you can eat buffet
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You, me, and eating you like you're an all you can eat buffet
Walk around pantsless and wearing a specific shirt to lmk when you want free use
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Walk around pantsless and wearing a specific shirt to lmk when you want free use
Duh I'm gonna moan, I'll likely growl too
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Duh I'm gonna moan, I'll likely growl too
Fucking you senseless requires me to senselessly fuck you
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Fucking you senseless requires me to senselessly fuck you
Post long drive gas goes so hard
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Post long drive gas goes so hard
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If anyone has it in their heart to help a struggling single mom, I would appreciate it 🩷 I’m behind on bills and my kids need warm clothes…I’m willing to give treats in return! My links are all in my bio if you feel so inclined 🩷
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If anyone has it in their heart to help a struggling single mom, I would appreciate it 🩷 I’m behind on bills and my kids need warm clothes…I’m willing to give treats in return! My links are all in my bio if you feel so inclined 🩷
My day was LONGGGGGGGGGGGG
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My day was LONGGGGGGGGGGGG