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zaddysocks.bsky.social
@zaddysocks.bsky.social
A gigantic bitch with a heart of gold

I own thousands of socks. It’s a problem. Please help me
Blue Ribbon
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Double-O-Sith
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
80’s Mixtape

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 150!
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Bazinga!

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 149!
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The "Shady Pines" Special
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
When the VP breaks up with you the day after Valentines:
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
BWOOM!

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 148!
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Branching Out

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 147!
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fuck Everyone But You

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 146!
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Shark Attack
February 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Good Morning!
Prickly-Pear Cactus
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You Can’t Park There
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Golden Age Green Lantern

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 145!
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Crisis on Infinite Socks

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 144!
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So Much Panic, Very Little Disco

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 143!
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Felix State Of Mind

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 142!
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
When the catnip finally kicks in and you start seeing the ninth life
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Happy Valentine’s
February 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Caturday!
February 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
One side smells like Chimichangas, the other smells like anger issues and cheap whiskey
February 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The Great Mouse Detective

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 141!
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
How To Properly Caturday
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Jackpot!

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 139!
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The New Mutants

I have 10,000 Zaddysocks ideas, This is Number 140!
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Skim Katdashian
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM