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squacks
@squacks.bsky.social
Graphic Designer / 3D Product Vis. / Homebrewer
📍 Yakima, WA
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gaussian splatting? on the first date??
you know shits bad when you get marketing emails from companies you haven't interacted with in 5-10 years
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This government shutdown is getting out of hand... how am I supposed to get my ham radio license without the FCC???
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wild how Adobe had all the manpower to make InDesign good then let it rot for ~20 years.

"Would you like some ✨✨✨ with that??"
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When that em dash in the monospace font hits
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Beatles can suck lead. Like, it's not good music. It tells A MOTHERFUCKING STORY, but, it is not good music.
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'd actually be worried about some of y'alls dildo collections.
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Perry Bible Fellowship is one of the 🐐s
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Recently, some of you have expressed offense at being called 'bro,' and I acknowledge that.

From now on, I will address you all as 'sluts' or 'skanks,' as appropriate.
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"We have latina booty at home"
September 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Potato expert here, they only do this when they're in distress
potato.
September 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My monochromatic #3d works.

#3dart #3dartist
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Checked my spam folder. Whoever signed me up for feetfinder dot com, not cool. Also learned they're doing AI feet now and I'm kinda thinking hell is cooler at this point.
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You can tell a lot about a person based on their favorite Power Ranger.
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
horray 4 teh blobulation filter you can just do in the appearance panel.
September 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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i made a new emoji to capture a feeling
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
pretty fucking cool that I clear up my feed by responding to one tranny post (tranny is friend). JESUS F. CHRIST. y'all so fragile. Kinda mad. Do a self-examine.
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@physicssux.bsky.social @physicssux.bsky.social help me figure out hop isomerization if you're bored!
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is the most milquetoast thing I have for the vaseline on toast crowd. pretty solid dunk though.
September 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Every week is 'fashion week' when you have cargo shorts.
September 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Figured out why I'm unemployed.
September 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
no pushback on bluesky peeps. they’re not used to an opposing viewpoint 🙂
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@beerinator.com I can only assume you've trounced through this wiki, but, for posterity:
tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bell_Be...
Bell Beefer
The Bell Beefer was an item available from Taco Bell. It was a hamburger-based item that had seasoned beef, shredded cheese, taco sauce, and lettuce. The Bell Beefer was on Taco Bell's menu from the m...
tacobell.fandom.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
With the incredible will to succeed and a million dollars, you can do anything!
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Made a graphic style+script combo for Illustrator and it turns your straight lines all blobular with clean handles. Consequences will never be the same. #Illustrator #type
September 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM