Dire Bulbasaur
sqoozh.bsky.social
Dire Bulbasaur
@sqoozh.bsky.social
I am not an Internet Personality; I am an Alligator-Shaped Goblin.

I block people who use follower bots on principle. If you have 20k followers and somehow found me, I know what you did.
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Bust a Groove (2)
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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SILVER & IRON: Part One
Ashley Lovell is a hopeful young werewolf who thinks he may have finally met a vampire willing to cooperate with him to eradicate a supernatural disease - only for both men to learn firsthand that your day can always get worse.

40+ pages, all in this thread 🧵🌙 #Silver&Iron
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Every state is purple.
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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As always, I think it's a good idea to use your own discretion and block accounts individually if possible, rather than relying on the good faith and discretion of someone who could abuse a blocklist at some point in the future.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Do not engage. Do not reply. Do not QRT dunk. Do not screenshot and share around for Sweet Sweet Internet Points. Just block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Got an e-mail from our HOA yesterday saying that one of our neighbors was snatched by ICE that morning, asking if anyone has dash cam or phone footage of the unlawful "arrest".

Y'all don't need me to tell you that this shit is real, but in case you need it there's your two degrees of separation.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Have not been able to get this out of my head all day, my life is in shambles, please send help
Togashi Needs to Go to the Bathroom
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
YOOOOOOOOO
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
October 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seeing people talk about the one or two good educators who saw them through the shitty system for who they were and gave them hope.

That...would've been nice to have...
October 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month

www.jstor.org/action/showL...
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you're interested and wanna help out, then follow twitch.tv/anderjak and click the bell for notifications for when I go live, and hit me up at venmo.com/puppylavender or ko-fi.com/anderjak for any tips and help.

I'd really appreciate it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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There is a small chance I'm gonna stream tomorrow as a fundraiser, cuz I had a bunch of my stuff stolen last night and I have SO many items I want/need to replace lol

If anyone would be down, I might stream Crow Country, which I just recently beat and would love to take a second crack at
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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it's rapture day and bisexual visibility day so be advised that everyone you can see today is by definition a) not going to heaven and b) down to fuck nasty
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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shit i almost missed it
September 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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the character designer of Waluigi, Fumihide Aoki, will draw him sometime and i think they have such a fascinating view of this character
September 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
September 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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What would actually be funny is if it happens during this whole spirit bomb session on here. It would finally prove that posting is magic.
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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i'm not asking ya'll to mask up everywhere. but can you at least mask up in places that ill and disabled folks *have* to go to? grocery stores? pharmacies? appointments? government appointments? keep some masks in your car. keep a couple in your backpack.
"I don’t know how to convince everyone that we can’t give up. So many people consider COVID to be endemic, or accept that everyone will eventually become infected, thinking nothing more can be done... but I know a better world is possible and we will move forward together."
COVID Isn’t Going Anywhere. Masking Up Could Save My Life.
"When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving."
www.teenvogue.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM