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lmao getting fact checked irl
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lmao getting fact checked irl
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A 2br/2ba is out of my budget so I guess I'll just buy a fuckload of candy and gum
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A 2br/2ba is out of my budget so I guess I'll just buy a fuckload of candy and gum
As a society we NEED to domesticate raccoons. I bet there’s some other stuff we need to figure out too but this seems the most pressing. To me
March 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
As a society we NEED to domesticate raccoons. I bet there’s some other stuff we need to figure out too but this seems the most pressing. To me
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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January 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Mountain Dew would be such a good name for a face cream if it wasn’t already taken
January 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mountain Dew would be such a good name for a face cream if it wasn’t already taken
WWNBD (what would night bitch do?)
December 30, 2024 at 2:30 AM
WWNBD (what would night bitch do?)
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You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you
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Lots of clarity today
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Lots of clarity today
It was really really hard growing up in a family that freezes bread
December 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It was really really hard growing up in a family that freezes bread
Sometimes the universe rewards you for judging a book by its cover
December 9, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Sometimes the universe rewards you for judging a book by its cover
Really intense eye contact either means someone is trying to kill you or someone is trying to have sex with you but what they don’t tell you is sometimes it means both!
December 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Really intense eye contact either means someone is trying to kill you or someone is trying to have sex with you but what they don’t tell you is sometimes it means both!
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this being Clairo shade
Clairo is Clairo’s second-most listened to artist of 2024 on Spotify.
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
this being Clairo shade
Thankful that Apple Music only knows a little about me
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Thankful that Apple Music only knows a little about me
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I have a horrible little mustache and the sunk cost fallacy is preventing me from ever shaving it 😔
December 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I have a horrible little mustache and the sunk cost fallacy is preventing me from ever shaving it 😔
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Can’t decide if I want to go on a run or eat cheese
December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Can’t decide if I want to go on a run or eat cheese