sprawl
@sprawl.bsky.social
the man also known as sissyboiqt and pumpermikefan
the Discover tab here is unsettling
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the Discover tab here is unsettling
sumo is back on. You know what that means
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
sumo is back on. You know what that means
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I would thrive in a power vacuum
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I would thrive in a power vacuum
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Reactionaries reading Tolkien
January 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Reactionaries reading Tolkien
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if you think harris's campaign was impressive check this out
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
if you think harris's campaign was impressive check this out
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
showing the boys a sick rock i found
its crazy how many rightoids cannot comprehend that many leftists hate liberals as much as them and in many cases much more
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
its crazy how many rightoids cannot comprehend that many leftists hate liberals as much as them and in many cases much more
grilled cheese and tomato soup good enough to drive an hour for heh heh heh
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
grilled cheese and tomato soup good enough to drive an hour for heh heh heh
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“Corporal, message HQ and tell them we need a new code system, this one is far too melancholy, it’s bad for morale.”
“Yes, sir! Right away, sir!”
[CLICK!]
“Command, the wolf is at the door, but the cupboards are empty. They will soon be filled with the cries of all mothers.”
“Yes, sir! Right away, sir!”
[CLICK!]
“Command, the wolf is at the door, but the cupboards are empty. They will soon be filled with the cries of all mothers.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
“Corporal, message HQ and tell them we need a new code system, this one is far too melancholy, it’s bad for morale.”
“Yes, sir! Right away, sir!”
[CLICK!]
“Command, the wolf is at the door, but the cupboards are empty. They will soon be filled with the cries of all mothers.”
“Yes, sir! Right away, sir!”
[CLICK!]
“Command, the wolf is at the door, but the cupboards are empty. They will soon be filled with the cries of all mothers.”
been in vermont for twelve minutes and already saw 2 shirtless dads in a Miata eating wings and making out. Bidens america…
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
been in vermont for twelve minutes and already saw 2 shirtless dads in a Miata eating wings and making out. Bidens america…
we support Hamas over here playboy
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
we support Hamas over here playboy
got a 12 hour on twitter after saying this about cuck schumer 🤣🍻😭
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
got a 12 hour on twitter after saying this about cuck schumer 🤣🍻😭
one of if not the most insane narcissistic sociopathic disingenuous pathological liars online has apparently been posting on here due to her 5967th twitter argument (of which she’s completely innocent, just like every single other time) this year blowing up in here face
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
one of if not the most insane narcissistic sociopathic disingenuous pathological liars online has apparently been posting on here due to her 5967th twitter argument (of which she’s completely innocent, just like every single other time) this year blowing up in here face
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Merry Unistmas! :3
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Merry Unistmas! :3
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Yes we vetted and cleared this foreign national after we trained him to kill, no it is not our fault or a failure or policy and a blot on our humanity, it is the fault of the world outside of America.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes we vetted and cleared this foreign national after we trained him to kill, no it is not our fault or a failure or policy and a blot on our humanity, it is the fault of the world outside of America.
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going to mcdonald's and demanding an audience with the president
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
going to mcdonald's and demanding an audience with the president
more like CloudflareUp aha anyways you gonna start suckin or what?
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
more like CloudflareUp aha anyways you gonna start suckin or what?
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yeah it's weird that you ever believed he killed himself
I used to think that Epstein committed suicide. I no longer do. Am I alone in changing my opinion on this?
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
yeah it's weird that you ever believed he killed himself
