LJ Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh
@splendourella.bsky.social
women are my favourite guy
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J: don’t worry too much- in the whole two years I moved here I only saw three snakes, and all of them were the result of someone calling me over to see a snake they found
me: [sees a snake cross my direct path on day 4]
😑
me: [sees a snake cross my direct path on day 4]
😑
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
J: don’t worry too much- in the whole two years I moved here I only saw three snakes, and all of them were the result of someone calling me over to see a snake they found
me: [sees a snake cross my direct path on day 4]
😑
me: [sees a snake cross my direct path on day 4]
😑
It took three days, but Tasmania, we are in you!
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It took three days, but Tasmania, we are in you!
Waiting for check-in to open for our final flight.
J: “There’s a lot to unpack here”
J: “There’s a lot to unpack here”
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Waiting for check-in to open for our final flight.
J: “There’s a lot to unpack here”
J: “There’s a lot to unpack here”
Also we have arrived in Melbourne.
Our second of two layovers… we finally reach our destination in Tasmania tomorrow 🙏🏼
Our second of two layovers… we finally reach our destination in Tasmania tomorrow 🙏🏼
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Also we have arrived in Melbourne.
Our second of two layovers… we finally reach our destination in Tasmania tomorrow 🙏🏼
Our second of two layovers… we finally reach our destination in Tasmania tomorrow 🙏🏼
Cat sitter took my new favourite picture of Ripley 😆
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Cat sitter took my new favourite picture of Ripley 😆
It’s 16:00 local time on December 20th.
We arrive at our final destination at 12:30 on December 23rd 🫠
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We arrive at our final destination at 12:30 on December 23rd 🫠
✈️ ✈️ ✈️ ✈️
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s 16:00 local time on December 20th.
We arrive at our final destination at 12:30 on December 23rd 🫠
✈️ ✈️ ✈️ ✈️
We arrive at our final destination at 12:30 on December 23rd 🫠
✈️ ✈️ ✈️ ✈️
A cat who is just hanging out and definitely doesn’t want anything at all 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A cat who is just hanging out and definitely doesn’t want anything at all 🙄
Darwin is already in holiday mode.
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Darwin is already in holiday mode.
Trying to shop for Australian summer in late December in Glasgow… I didn’t think this through.
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trying to shop for Australian summer in late December in Glasgow… I didn’t think this through.
The train station is a three minute walk from our flat so WHY do I always leave fifteen minutes early 😤
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The train station is a three minute walk from our flat so WHY do I always leave fifteen minutes early 😤
Returned from lunch to find someone else hot-desking in my spot 😤
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Returned from lunch to find someone else hot-desking in my spot 😤
I ordered two narrow shelves from ikea, had to wait AGES for replacements when they arrived demanded, and finally assembled them two days ago only to realize I ordered the wrong depth 🫠
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I ordered two narrow shelves from ikea, had to wait AGES for replacements when they arrived demanded, and finally assembled them two days ago only to realize I ordered the wrong depth 🫠
Obsessed with my newest Lumibricks set… it’s called Soa Cabin but basically an Icelandic cottage… complete with outdoor sauna, hot springs, and a backyard rink.
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Obsessed with my newest Lumibricks set… it’s called Soa Cabin but basically an Icelandic cottage… complete with outdoor sauna, hot springs, and a backyard rink.
Darwin is really determined to share Ripley’s box.
It’s going… okay.
It’s going… okay.
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Darwin is really determined to share Ripley’s box.
It’s going… okay.
It’s going… okay.
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
Reposted by LJ Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh
ALSO NEW FROG DROPPED.
NEW. FROG. DROPPED.
NEW. FROG. DROPPED.
New Species of Tiny Pumpkin Toadlet Discovered in Brazil's Cloud Forests
Deep in the mountains of southern Brazil, a bright orange frog, just over a centimeter long, hops into the spotlight.
www.sciencealert.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ALSO NEW FROG DROPPED.
NEW. FROG. DROPPED.
NEW. FROG. DROPPED.
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So in order to encourage creativity, I told my genetics students they needed to have more than a standard PowerPoint for their final project
Which is how we ended up with a presentation on tardigrade genetics delivered entirely in rhyming couplets
Which is how we ended up with a presentation on tardigrade genetics delivered entirely in rhyming couplets
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So in order to encourage creativity, I told my genetics students they needed to have more than a standard PowerPoint for their final project
Which is how we ended up with a presentation on tardigrade genetics delivered entirely in rhyming couplets
Which is how we ended up with a presentation on tardigrade genetics delivered entirely in rhyming couplets
I regret pointing out that one grommet had fallen off the curtain pole because now I must suffer the agony of watching this scene play out.
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I regret pointing out that one grommet had fallen off the curtain pole because now I must suffer the agony of watching this scene play out.
Reposted by LJ Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
walk walk fashion baby
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
walk walk fashion baby
Today we are on top of the world.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Today we are on top of the world.
First themed Munich Christmas market of the evening: medieval!
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
First themed Munich Christmas market of the evening: medieval!
Salzburg! We went on a bus tour, walked around the Old Town and visited three (3) Christmas markets.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Salzburg! We went on a bus tour, walked around the Old Town and visited three (3) Christmas markets.
Dispatch from the cat sitter: Darwin doing his best Haunted Victorian Child
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Dispatch from the cat sitter: Darwin doing his best Haunted Victorian Child