Splathouse Fiction: BITCH WITH A SWITCH
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
Splathouse.carrd.co
Splathouse.carrd.co
Pinned
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YouTube video by Jack L
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Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.
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Been on the road since 1, drove for hours and clocked into work. I'm here until fucking 9 and I am dead on my feet lmao
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Been on the road since 1, drove for hours and clocked into work. I'm here until fucking 9 and I am dead on my feet lmao
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Don't forget! My "Bad Advice I've Received" stream is this Friday! If you wanna listen to me talk about bad art advice and maybe some good advice or just generally hear how the sausage is made, don't forget to follow to get notified when I go live! www.twitch.tv/darkchibisha...
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don't forget! My "Bad Advice I've Received" stream is this Friday! If you wanna listen to me talk about bad art advice and maybe some good advice or just generally hear how the sausage is made, don't forget to follow to get notified when I go live! www.twitch.tv/darkchibisha...
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MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
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How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
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November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
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Let's Play-Fallen Aces, Pt 2: Down At Da Docks
YouTube video by Jack L
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November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The things I will do with my penis and/or the noises I will make with my throat for you are a worthy investment of both your money and time. COMMS OPEN AND I AM WILLING, READY AND ABLE (plz I would like some food tonight)
Commissions are currently open. I have 3 slots available with a 2 week turn around period.
Please read this and send me a DM <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Please read this and send me a DM <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Jack's Commissions 2025
OH GOOD HEAVENS, IT’S JACK’S UPDATED COMMISSION SHEET! MY GOSH, LOOK AT THESE DEALS! RULES: Work on your commission doesn’t begin until I have been paid. Payment is up front via Fansly or Cashap...
docs.google.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The things I will do with my penis and/or the noises I will make with my throat for you are a worthy investment of both your money and time. COMMS OPEN AND I AM WILLING, READY AND ABLE (plz I would like some food tonight)
🤔I should stroke my dick before starting my day
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
🤔I should stroke my dick before starting my day
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Dick so good it has fan art
Thank you, you know who you are.
What incredible detail work
Thank you, you know who you are.
What incredible detail work
May 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dick so good it has fan art
Thank you, you know who you are.
What incredible detail work
Thank you, you know who you are.
What incredible detail work
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Dawg I'm not even hard these shorts are just ridiculous
June 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dawg I'm not even hard these shorts are just ridiculous
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You should make more weird and unmarketable porn.
Happy fathers day.
Happy fathers day.
June 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You should make more weird and unmarketable porn.
Happy fathers day.
Happy fathers day.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You are also WELCOME to just throw money at my face!
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You are also WELCOME to just throw money at my face!
The things I will do with my penis and/or the noises I will make with my throat for you are a worthy investment of both your money and time. COMMS OPEN AND I AM WILLING, READY AND ABLE (plz I would like some food tonight)
Commissions are currently open. I have 3 slots available with a 2 week turn around period.
Please read this and send me a DM <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Please read this and send me a DM <3
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Jack's Commissions 2025
OH GOOD HEAVENS, IT’S JACK’S UPDATED COMMISSION SHEET! MY GOSH, LOOK AT THESE DEALS! RULES: Work on your commission doesn’t begin until I have been paid. Payment is up front via Fansly or Cashap...
docs.google.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The things I will do with my penis and/or the noises I will make with my throat for you are a worthy investment of both your money and time. COMMS OPEN AND I AM WILLING, READY AND ABLE (plz I would like some food tonight)
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So yes, this is a “beginning of the end” thing for me and simple stuff like, for example, having a bank account. Now is a good time to fight this issue and do so very publicly — it’s a matter of financial life or death for me
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So yes, this is a “beginning of the end” thing for me and simple stuff like, for example, having a bank account. Now is a good time to fight this issue and do so very publicly — it’s a matter of financial life or death for me
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Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
NC NATIVES, STAY SAFE
Charlotte has the Gestapo out in force.
Charlotte has the Gestapo out in force.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NC NATIVES, STAY SAFE
Charlotte has the Gestapo out in force.
Charlotte has the Gestapo out in force.
I'm glad you all seem to be enjoying my freakishly large hands lmao
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm glad you all seem to be enjoying my freakishly large hands lmao
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The first art i made this year HAHA💦
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The first art i made this year HAHA💦
Like is there any way to interpret this except 'we're going out of business'
In work related news, the owner of our chain is currently cancelling ALL orders for stock, including cigarettes/tobacco.
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Like is there any way to interpret this except 'we're going out of business'
Tomorrow at 9 am on the YT channel.
Fallen Aces EP 2 has been recorded and will go live tomorrow :)
Dispatch this week too
Dispatch this week too
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tomorrow at 9 am on the YT channel.
In work related news, the owner of our chain is currently cancelling ALL orders for stock, including cigarettes/tobacco.
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In work related news, the owner of our chain is currently cancelling ALL orders for stock, including cigarettes/tobacco.
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
Gee golly willickers I'm not a business nerd but I wonder what that could mean lmao
Today's ring pic along with my every day tools of the trade
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today's ring pic along with my every day tools of the trade
Fallen Aces EP 2 has been recorded and will go live tomorrow :)
Dispatch this week too
Dispatch this week too
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fallen Aces EP 2 has been recorded and will go live tomorrow :)
Dispatch this week too
Dispatch this week too
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