Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
Splathouse.carrd.co
Splathouse.carrd.co
Pinned
voice reel 2024
YouTube video by Jack L
youtu.be
Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.
Voice reel:
youtu.be/v8KMVKEHGKw?...
Carrd:
splathouse.carrd.co
Voice reel:
youtu.be/v8KMVKEHGKw?...
Carrd:
splathouse.carrd.co
Trump has more pictures with jeffery epstein than I do of me with my fucking dad.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Trump has more pictures with jeffery epstein than I do of me with my fucking dad.
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
I really don’t want to reactivate but, it’s that time of the month where I ask for help with rent — anything you’re able to spare goes a long way
ko-fi.com/acvalens
ko-fi.com/acvalens
Buy Ana Valens a Coffee
Become a supporter of Ana Valens today!
ko-fi.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I really don’t want to reactivate but, it’s that time of the month where I ask for help with rent — anything you’re able to spare goes a long way
ko-fi.com/acvalens
ko-fi.com/acvalens
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
how Krampus was in the big 25
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
how Krampus was in the big 25
Hrm
Would the audience enjoy it
Would the audience enjoy it
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Hrm
Would the audience enjoy it
Would the audience enjoy it
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
To put this in perspective: in 2022, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reported 42,514 deaths. The CDC estimated about 21,000 flu-related deaths across 2022-2023.
What exactly will it take for y'all to recognize the pandemic never ended?
What exactly will it take for y'all to recognize the pandemic never ended?
One hundred thousand people a year and y'all using past tense when you talk about Covid now jfc
Covid-19 Is Still Killing a Disturbing Number of Americans, Study Finds
Between 2022 and 2024, covid-19 killed roughly 100,000 Americans annually, new research by CDC scientists shows.
gizmodo.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
To put this in perspective: in 2022, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reported 42,514 deaths. The CDC estimated about 21,000 flu-related deaths across 2022-2023.
What exactly will it take for y'all to recognize the pandemic never ended?
What exactly will it take for y'all to recognize the pandemic never ended?
I don't even know what to say. What an insane haul from the mail.
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I don't even know what to say. What an insane haul from the mail.
Some new stuff to drive 'em crazy, obligatory hand pic as well
Thank you! You know who you are!!!
Thank you! You know who you are!!!
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Some new stuff to drive 'em crazy, obligatory hand pic as well
Thank you! You know who you are!!!
Thank you! You know who you are!!!
What an incredible day to check the mail
Thank you, you know who you are
Thank you, you know who you are
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
What an incredible day to check the mail
Thank you, you know who you are
Thank you, you know who you are
I also wanna stress I'm not a Glock fanboy by any means, there are a ton of people that do what they do now, however parts and accessories are everywhere and so are the pistols themselves.
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I also wanna stress I'm not a Glock fanboy by any means, there are a ton of people that do what they do now, however parts and accessories are everywhere and so are the pistols themselves.
I love waking up in a world where I have to load a gun just to go out in public lmao
Got my Remington got my PSAK74 got my P320
Sucks we need all this
Sucks we need all this
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I love waking up in a world where I have to load a gun just to go out in public lmao
Given the news:
Glock 19 or 17 (any gen but V)
Palmetto State arms has affordable ARs for every budget
Hornandy Critical defense
9mm (preferred), 45acp (if you can handle it)
Pepper Spray above all
Situational awareness is mandatory
AVOID:
Sccy, Taurus
Glock 19 or 17 (any gen but V)
Palmetto State arms has affordable ARs for every budget
Hornandy Critical defense
9mm (preferred), 45acp (if you can handle it)
Pepper Spray above all
Situational awareness is mandatory
AVOID:
Sccy, Taurus
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Given the news:
Glock 19 or 17 (any gen but V)
Palmetto State arms has affordable ARs for every budget
Hornandy Critical defense
9mm (preferred), 45acp (if you can handle it)
Pepper Spray above all
Situational awareness is mandatory
AVOID:
Sccy, Taurus
Glock 19 or 17 (any gen but V)
Palmetto State arms has affordable ARs for every budget
Hornandy Critical defense
9mm (preferred), 45acp (if you can handle it)
Pepper Spray above all
Situational awareness is mandatory
AVOID:
Sccy, Taurus
A smidge, spoilers in next:
I feel like I missed some discourse because I had no problems with it
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
A smidge, spoilers in next:
Just wanna remind all Stranger Things fans that it's probably time to refill that prescription today
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Just wanna remind all Stranger Things fans that it's probably time to refill that prescription today
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
I'm living proof you absolutely can be too autistic to understand social interaction but still manage to lay more pipe than the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom
For real?
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I'm living proof you absolutely can be too autistic to understand social interaction but still manage to lay more pipe than the entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom
I have never been flirted with a day in my life
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I have never been flirted with a day in my life
Hiya
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Hiya
Every time a fascist dies, we feast
GOP lawmaker Doug LaMalfa dies at 65
GOP lawmaker Doug LaMalfa dies at 65
The Republican represented a rural northern California district.
www.politico.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Every time a fascist dies, we feast
Reposted by Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
doodle 💗
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
doodle 💗
Literally the entire cast lol
Jim, Jen, Asmo, Jack
Art by @fapsama.bsky.social , I gotta make a million dollars and put them on payroll
Jim, Jen, Asmo, Jack
Art by @fapsama.bsky.social , I gotta make a million dollars and put them on payroll
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Literally the entire cast lol
Jim, Jen, Asmo, Jack
Art by @fapsama.bsky.social , I gotta make a million dollars and put them on payroll
Jim, Jen, Asmo, Jack
Art by @fapsama.bsky.social , I gotta make a million dollars and put them on payroll