Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.
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I fucked up the sound levels on this (it'll be fixed next ep!) but god BOLTGUN is so much fun. Looking forward to the sequel.
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I fucked up the sound levels on this (it'll be fixed next ep!) but god BOLTGUN is so much fun. Looking forward to the sequel.
They're correct, and I really just need to narrate the entire story
@splathousefic.bsky.social never finished readin 20020 to me pls go be abusive and harass them
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
They're correct, and I really just need to narrate the entire story
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Kratos is canonically black.
Ryan Hurst has been cast as Kratos in Amazon’s live-action ‘God of War’ series 🪓
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Kratos is canonically black.
BOLTGUN: THE HOLY NATTY DADDY UPLOADING NOW
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
BOLTGUN: THE HOLY NATTY DADDY UPLOADING NOW
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Here they are !
I'm still not at ease but I had a good time and definitively missed drawing them after so long.
Working on Gummy and Edwin version next
All credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social
I'm still not at ease but I had a good time and definitively missed drawing them after so long.
Working on Gummy and Edwin version next
All credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Here they are !
I'm still not at ease but I had a good time and definitively missed drawing them after so long.
Working on Gummy and Edwin version next
All credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social
I'm still not at ease but I had a good time and definitively missed drawing them after so long.
Working on Gummy and Edwin version next
All credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social
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And here we're done !
Gummy and Edwin eating Pocky on the Pocky Day
(Matcha and strawberry flavors for the fun to match with their patterns)
One does really like sweets
All credits to @gummyandthedoctor.bsky.social , Cmakesp and DCS)
(If u wanna see some middle steps > bsky.app/profile/faps...)
Gummy and Edwin eating Pocky on the Pocky Day
(Matcha and strawberry flavors for the fun to match with their patterns)
One does really like sweets
All credits to @gummyandthedoctor.bsky.social , Cmakesp and DCS)
(If u wanna see some middle steps > bsky.app/profile/faps...)
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And here we're done !
Gummy and Edwin eating Pocky on the Pocky Day
(Matcha and strawberry flavors for the fun to match with their patterns)
One does really like sweets
All credits to @gummyandthedoctor.bsky.social , Cmakesp and DCS)
(If u wanna see some middle steps > bsky.app/profile/faps...)
Gummy and Edwin eating Pocky on the Pocky Day
(Matcha and strawberry flavors for the fun to match with their patterns)
One does really like sweets
All credits to @gummyandthedoctor.bsky.social , Cmakesp and DCS)
(If u wanna see some middle steps > bsky.app/profile/faps...)
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Do you think Scott Adams reunited in heaven with the son he murdered like it was the ending of sinners
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Do you think Scott Adams reunited in heaven with the son he murdered like it was the ending of sinners
They're calling me the granny fucker of the year
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
They're calling me the granny fucker of the year
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I'm a hater with purpose
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I'm a hater with purpose
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Me chilling]
My Brain] Vaporeon.
Still chilling] Ok.
My Brain] VAPEoreon.
Me pausing] PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
My Brain] Vaporeon.
Still chilling] Ok.
My Brain] VAPEoreon.
Me pausing] PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Me chilling]
My Brain] Vaporeon.
Still chilling] Ok.
My Brain] VAPEoreon.
Me pausing] PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
My Brain] Vaporeon.
Still chilling] Ok.
My Brain] VAPEoreon.
Me pausing] PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
The GBA was the best handheld ever made and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The GBA was the best handheld ever made and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
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Tempting you today 🙂↕️🖤
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Tempting you today 🙂↕️🖤
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
It's like a right of passage to see your homies dick I think.
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It's like a right of passage to see your homies dick I think.
I actually had a ball narrating this, and might be open to doing so with other works in the future if that interests any of you
OLD MAN YAOI THEATER PRESENTS:
IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
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IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
LIVE AND FREE FOR EVERYONE:
www.patreon.com/posts/old-ma...
Old Man Yaoi Theater: Impromptu Match by Lilly Mayne, Chapters 1-3 | Splathouse Fiction
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January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I actually had a ball narrating this, and might be open to doing so with other works in the future if that interests any of you
Taking a mid-day recording break because every single one of the kitties needs me right meow
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Taking a mid-day recording break because every single one of the kitties needs me right meow
At the end of the day, the only person holding you back is yourself.
You can't let fear or your inner puritan keep you from greatness.
You can't let fear or your inner puritan keep you from greatness.
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
At the end of the day, the only person holding you back is yourself.
You can't let fear or your inner puritan keep you from greatness.
You can't let fear or your inner puritan keep you from greatness.
OLD MAN YAOI THEATER PRESENTS:
IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
LIVE AND FREE FOR EVERYONE:
www.patreon.com/posts/old-ma...
IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
LIVE AND FREE FOR EVERYONE:
www.patreon.com/posts/old-ma...
Old Man Yaoi Theater: Impromptu Match by Lilly Mayne, Chapters 1-3 | Splathouse Fiction
Get more from Splathouse Fiction on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
OLD MAN YAOI THEATER PRESENTS:
IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
LIVE AND FREE FOR EVERYONE:
www.patreon.com/posts/old-ma...
IMPROMPTU MATCH BY LILY MAYNE,
CHAPTERS 1-3
LIVE AND FREE FOR EVERYONE:
www.patreon.com/posts/old-ma...
Should be up today for your listening enjoyment everyone
Got something amazing to narrate for someone in the mail!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Should be up today for your listening enjoyment everyone