Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
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Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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No worries
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Got an absolute head shot from one of them animal people today (they're right)
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If he beats the wrap I'm going on a bender
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We miss you Art.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I saw that turning point USA essay and had some thoughts:
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling ME...that you, being of sound body and mind, had an encounter with a skin walker? Yeah we're gonna go open the lines. Caller, you're on Midnight in The Desert-"
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Regular Show was a documentary about capitalism
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If like me you're a broke bitch and can't afford Ready Or Not,
SWAT 4 Gold is on gog for 5 bucks:
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like I've mentioned it before (probably on the hellsite) but I have never felt more viscerally uncomfortable and intrigued than I have playing this:
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Currently high as hell with my cousins watching watching a heartwarming holiday classic
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Anyways time to go pretend to be the person my extended family assumes I am, brb
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Tell them...tell them Alexander was a warrior to the last!!!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dumb old man
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Having a big cock is cool and all until you're too fucking big to fit :(
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You are also WELCOME to just throw money at me!
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Anyways time to crank my dick crazy style before work, y'all be good
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There's something we need to address...
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Year Zero No Context Thus Far
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Y'all are adorable
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Anyway, about to record.
Our vibe today
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
She's got an action so easy I only need two fingers!

Today's ring pic is a stainless steel black agate handling a lever action Henry Golden Boy chambered in .22 LR.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM