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· Aug 10
Been yapping about making a couple of things with grilled peaches for a few weeks. Finally picked some up yesterday and @centexag.bsky.social gave me some late night inspiration.
Grilled peach, mixed berry compote (blueberries, blackberries, honey, salt), and whipped cream.
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Grilled peach, mixed berry compote (blueberries, blackberries, honey, salt), and whipped cream.
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What are y'all doing with your leftover Christmas tamales and brisket? 🍽️🍜
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What are y'all doing with your leftover Christmas tamales and brisket? 🍽️🍜
The best part of Christmas Day for me. My tamale tank is plumb full.
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The best part of Christmas Day for me. My tamale tank is plumb full.
About to show these kids what the speed of sound looks like
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
About to show these kids what the speed of sound looks like
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Smother him with titties. 🙂↔️
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Smother him with titties. 🙂↔️
Got ALL of the cooking dumped on me unexpectedly for like 15 people not counting all the kids. Smh. So now I'm hiding while everyone eats so my blood pressure comes down. Everything turned out though. Nothing too complicated. But damn these people (my family) irritate me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Got ALL of the cooking dumped on me unexpectedly for like 15 people not counting all the kids. Smh. So now I'm hiding while everyone eats so my blood pressure comes down. Everything turned out though. Nothing too complicated. But damn these people (my family) irritate me.
MY THROAT PISSIN.ME OFF
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
MY THROAT PISSIN.ME OFF
Is anybody else in our fair burg dying of allergies
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is anybody else in our fair burg dying of allergies
Regretting following up that beef and bean burrito with a big plate of panda express. Gotta get it together.
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Regretting following up that beef and bean burrito with a big plate of panda express. Gotta get it together.
A5, tier 1 driving down a two lane whilst yearning for a lady tunes.
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A5, tier 1 driving down a two lane whilst yearning for a lady tunes.
I'm like 15 cars deep at a taco casa and I don't even care. There is nothing that could stop me right now from getting my hands on these emotional support white people tacos.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm like 15 cars deep at a taco casa and I don't even care. There is nothing that could stop me right now from getting my hands on these emotional support white people tacos.
I am once again asking you for white elephant gift help. No gag gifts. 50 buck. Help.
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I am once again asking you for white elephant gift help. No gag gifts. 50 buck. Help.
I'm tuckered. 5 hours cooking. The fam was full and happy. Everything turned out great.
The good stuff.
The good stuff.
Scheduled an extra family holiday dinner this year so I can cook for my people without messing with the traditional stuff they like. I've now decided it is my first annual Festivus Feast.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm tuckered. 5 hours cooking. The fam was full and happy. Everything turned out great.
The good stuff.
The good stuff.
Can everybody please go the hell home I'm trying to drive here
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can everybody please go the hell home I'm trying to drive here
Scheduled an extra family holiday dinner this year so I can cook for my people without messing with the traditional stuff they like. I've now decided it is my first annual Festivus Feast.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Scheduled an extra family holiday dinner this year so I can cook for my people without messing with the traditional stuff they like. I've now decided it is my first annual Festivus Feast.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
Big food plans. Let's have a day.
Lemme tell y'all somethin'. Them dippin' burritos at Taco Bell, although a bit undersized in this reporter's opinion, are a daggum treat.
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Lemme tell y'all somethin'. Them dippin' burritos at Taco Bell, although a bit undersized in this reporter's opinion, are a daggum treat.
My boss approving my contract redlines based on vibes makes me want to shoot a bottle rocket up my own butt.
If she's involved she'll give away anything not nailed down. For me she'll approve something one day and then make my life hell about the same thing but on a different deal the next.
If she's involved she'll give away anything not nailed down. For me she'll approve something one day and then make my life hell about the same thing but on a different deal the next.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My boss approving my contract redlines based on vibes makes me want to shoot a bottle rocket up my own butt.
If she's involved she'll give away anything not nailed down. For me she'll approve something one day and then make my life hell about the same thing but on a different deal the next.
If she's involved she'll give away anything not nailed down. For me she'll approve something one day and then make my life hell about the same thing but on a different deal the next.
Sitting here mindin' my own and fell straight through my damn hell work chair. Must be some kind of manufacturing defect?? Looking into this.
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sitting here mindin' my own and fell straight through my damn hell work chair. Must be some kind of manufacturing defect?? Looking into this.
Forgot to pay the powerball tax and now I have to leave the house after dark like some kind of sinnin' liberal
a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the words over it written below her
ALT: a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the words over it written below her
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot to pay the powerball tax and now I have to leave the house after dark like some kind of sinnin' liberal
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This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv
Hair and hope.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hair and hope.
too much beef send help
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
too much beef send help
Brandon is going to rip the boys a new asshole, huh 😂
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Brandon is going to rip the boys a new asshole, huh 😂
Wtf!!
BREAKING Film director Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found stabbed to death at home, sources say - TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wtf!!
Of all the resources my boy could have presented as evidence to send that dumb ass pasta skeet into the 3rd row where it belongs, he sends a jersey shore related tiktok. He claims Philly but this dude pure Jersey. Is him flying the kelly green stolen valour? That's for the reader to decide.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Of all the resources my boy could have presented as evidence to send that dumb ass pasta skeet into the 3rd row where it belongs, he sends a jersey shore related tiktok. He claims Philly but this dude pure Jersey. Is him flying the kelly green stolen valour? That's for the reader to decide.
1st Stars game I gave my time this year. I'll be back for playoffs.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
1st Stars game I gave my time this year. I'll be back for playoffs.