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SpicyLarkin
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Pathetic whelp of a man. Grovelling on the floor for ham scraps

He/him
I hate getting older so much what do you MEAN I get heart burn now???? 😭
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Downvoting isn't enough, sometimes I wish I could give someone on Reddit the electric chair.
March 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car
March 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
TOTODILE GANG STAYS WINNING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
February 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It doesn't matter how old or experienced I get I will always try to push a door clearly labelled as "PULL" and be humbled in public
February 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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what did Google mean by this
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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now live with day 2! shares appreciated, link to campaign in reply VVV
now streaming at the link below raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund! 🦕

www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids
shaun_vids - Twitch
PCRF Fundraiser
www.twitch.tv
February 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I had to make pixel art of big cheddar
January 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want to make friends with my gut bacteria they would be really chill I think
January 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I am Cobrahs strongest soldier 🫡
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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I was at an incredibly moving and upsetting session in the House of Commons today where MPs heard from a group of professionals including doctors, nurses and humanitarian organisers describing their first hand experience of the abhorrent situation in Gaza

🛢️ 1/...
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Made vegan tofu scramble the other day it was sooo good it launched my tits into orbit
November 30, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I will defend jarlic with my dying breath I will stand on the front lines with my shield and sword to protect jarlic from the barbarians
the four horsemen of being a shitty cook
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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whimpering like a little faggot every time someone is mean to me
November 20, 2024 at 7:59 PM
As much as gen 1 Pokémon design gets shit on, something I love is how many little freaks there are. Look at these perverts. Love them.
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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*sobbing into my sleeve* ACAB
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Victoria Derbyshire nails Jeremy Clarkson over his Inheritance Tax scam.

Hilarious to watch him squirm.
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM