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dylan
@spheromancy.bsky.social
· Aug 8
in the work bathroom scrawling in my tome
anyone notice an uptick in tech accounts on here just saying shit like "my python injection mmorp3 tool is going to quantumize blockchain variables" more often in addition to the mod crackdown on being vaguely mean??
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
anyone notice an uptick in tech accounts on here just saying shit like "my python injection mmorp3 tool is going to quantumize blockchain variables" more often in addition to the mod crackdown on being vaguely mean??
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
bluesky feed so ass i say "new stranger things episodes i saw in passing were shit from butt" and they go "oh u fw stranger things?" like no thats a whole new sentence
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
bluesky feed so ass i say "new stranger things episodes i saw in passing were shit from butt" and they go "oh u fw stranger things?" like no thats a whole new sentence
i said this at thanksgiving and my brother said "yooo i saw that!!" like no girl you didnt i made that shit up
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i said this at thanksgiving and my brother said "yooo i saw that!!" like no girl you didnt i made that shit up
yall dont know shit about this
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
yall dont know shit about this
"gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird" what the hell are you talking about man
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird" what the hell are you talking about man
my family was watching the new stranger things when i got to thanksgiving and no shade to them but that shit is so ass everyone is clearly phoning it in
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my family was watching the new stranger things when i got to thanksgiving and no shade to them but that shit is so ass everyone is clearly phoning it in
eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry
"charlie brown had hoes"
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"charlie brown had hoes"
they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny
this has got a load of reposts from people who don't even follow me, which is so fucking weird
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
all this news is weighing on my psyche too much ive gotta become a poppy stan account
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
all this news is weighing on my psyche too much ive gotta become a poppy stan account
thinking about changing my name to Emergency Sherm how are we feeling
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
thinking about changing my name to Emergency Sherm how are we feeling
using ai to write a program that destroys all ai am i cooking
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
using ai to write a program that destroys all ai am i cooking
yeah man women love it when you have a hole in your sock and your big toe is stickin out it drives them crazy
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
yeah man women love it when you have a hole in your sock and your big toe is stickin out it drives them crazy
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nerd on geek violence
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
nerd on geek violence
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
is the new bluesky filter so sensitive i have to start censoring swearing and saying unalive because i will kill myself
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
is the new bluesky filter so sensitive i have to start censoring swearing and saying unalive because i will kill myself
why does unc tweet like yeat
not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
why does unc tweet like yeat
not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced