Live más? En esta economía??
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Live más? En esta economía??
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(receiving an unsolicited personal photo)
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
(receiving an unsolicited personal photo)
When outfitting your apartment gym, it's important to pick the most obscure, least popular equipment.
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When outfitting your apartment gym, it's important to pick the most obscure, least popular equipment.
I understand anxiety exists to keep you safe, but do I really need to have locker combination nightmares at 31?
August 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I understand anxiety exists to keep you safe, but do I really need to have locker combination nightmares at 31?
Is everything okay? You've hardly touched your existential dread.
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is everything okay? You've hardly touched your existential dread.
Getting wine drunk and leaving all my earthly possessions to a stranger's baby on Instagram.
August 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Getting wine drunk and leaving all my earthly possessions to a stranger's baby on Instagram.
Idk man my feelings are pretty tasty.
August 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Idk man my feelings are pretty tasty.
Hey, I'm not sorry I'm late.
August 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hey, I'm not sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late, I had to squeeze every bump on my body.
June 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sorry I'm late, I had to squeeze every bump on my body.
Turns out the cure for Sunday scaries is unemployment.
June 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Turns out the cure for Sunday scaries is unemployment.
We have to stop putting cream cheese in sushi. It's gone too far.
June 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We have to stop putting cream cheese in sushi. It's gone too far.
It's the happiest place on earth - until I get back.
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's the happiest place on earth - until I get back.
Please consider handing out mints on flights instead of snacks. I'm begging.
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please consider handing out mints on flights instead of snacks. I'm begging.
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To be honest, I didn’t make life choices as though I would be living past 35
November 22, 2024 at 9:30 AM
To be honest, I didn’t make life choices as though I would be living past 35
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Rationing outrage is the self-care of 2025.
May 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Rationing outrage is the self-care of 2025.
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How many bad things can you know about before you go insane
May 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
How many bad things can you know about before you go insane
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Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
No one talks about tattoos more than someone who doesn't have them. We get it, you're a dork.
May 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No one talks about tattoos more than someone who doesn't have them. We get it, you're a dork.
A q-tip cleaning so good, you hit the factory reset button.
May 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A q-tip cleaning so good, you hit the factory reset button.
Do kids still draw sunglasses on the sun or have we abandoned all whimsy?
May 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Do kids still draw sunglasses on the sun or have we abandoned all whimsy?
Sorry I'm late - I had to inspect every square inch of my body.
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sorry I'm late - I had to inspect every square inch of my body.
If I'm a dick to you either you were a dick first or we're really really good friends.
May 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I'm a dick to you either you were a dick first or we're really really good friends.
Dad cap on at the gym because turns out I need blinders like a horse.
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Dad cap on at the gym because turns out I need blinders like a horse.
One thing about me is that I'm gonna sweat.
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One thing about me is that I'm gonna sweat.