Ethan Gouldini
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Ethan Gouldini
@spectralhouse.bsky.social
Artist and writer
Art director, lead concept for Stillfleet Studio science enthusiast, terrible escape artist
Peace, Solidarity & N95s
Tonally, 70’s is when ship warm Alien cold, 80’s when ship cold Alien warm, 90’s when ship REM album Alien trapper keeper/resin coffee table, 2000’s when didididi jow jow blam kaboom, 2010’s when ship jamiroquai Alien translucent, 2020’s when past is menu select era vibes for next lvl press continue
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The human imaginary contains within its two million year shoal all of death and loss and memory and no warehoused network of rapidly devaluing chips can ever supplant even a grain of sand’s worth of meaning from the beachhead of forever’s unknown
it's not even *just* evil. it's also promising a kind of technological immortality that is actually impossible with the technology they're using. even if this kid somehow has not gotten bored with talking to a shitty chatbot made from a 3 minute video call with his grandmother in multiple decades...
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Don’t let corpos brick your grandma simulacrum, & don’t deal with the digital devil
through that alone this time? do you really.... hate her.... that much... just because the company requires just a little bit of extra money, every month, just a little bit, less than what it would cost for a single cup of coffee. you can give up on one coffee for your granny, can't you dear?
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Loving the rank-up with each act of Aliens. In a just world the Alien franchise would have followed Ripley’s rise in the ranks, Horatio Hornblower style, as she gained increasing authority to stop xenomorphs and increasing opposition from political enemies in the W-Y Corp.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me every time I log back on to social media after a hiatus:
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
See, yep, here’s your problem right there, you watched dungeon Meishi and then felt compelled to spend the morning experimenting with savory congees
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
:wandering around endless mechanical corridors: I didn’t even know The Nostromo -had- a Russian District
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I'll be at PAX Unplugged with the homies from @stillfleet.bsky.social where I'll be running games of Danse Macabre at Games on Demand!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ghostly projection of Miss Moneypenny, Dante/Beatrice style, floating over the wreckage:
Get up james this is…no time to die-
THEMESONG
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Apple Music app hissed & writhed in irritation, twisting & worming in the small black lozenge. “You use Librarrry, why not subscribe to apple Muusic? Don’t you seee? Apple Mussic free three months, library??!” It spit in disgust as the listener put on the same Liz Phair Album they had since HS
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is the greatest thing to ever happen
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The DNC’s NYC voter pitch
June 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Contact your congress-critter today & oppose OpenAI & other such outfits being federally backstopped ie becoming too big to fail so tax dollars flow to the worst people in the country. Don’t let the money hose be hooked up to snake oil factories, who to add insult to perjury, stole all their snakes
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OpenAI: We heard you like middlemen so we middled the middlemen and then middled the middle middlemen to make a new kind of middlemiddlemiddleman now make us the federally backstopped company store for rentier Earth no backsies thanks
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The wind just picked up the sound of a single stray piece of trash rolling down the street then a dog barked and then a harmonica played?? I think I accidentally stepped into a movie scene’s establishing shot. In a moment Takashi Shimura is going to look out intently over some chiaroscuro paperwork
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social while you’re assembling your transition team, my awesome husband @edidin.bsky.social is available and has worked with women and gender-expansive people, advocating for ATIs, supportive housing, and other resources for folks impacted by the carceral system.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Back this TODAY, like RIGHT NOW.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
not now! This is your last chance to back DANSE MACABRE, the hit medieval horror tabletop game by Stillfleet Studio! Espionage and exploration in a Mediterranean world beyond mortal comprehension 🎃☠️⚔️👹
Don’t think about it, just buy it, buy or be DOOMED, dooOOMED-
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wyt...
Danse Macabre: Medieval Horror Roleplaying
Explore the mysteries of a world beyond death. History, mutant madness, and old-school combat meet at the end of humanity.
www.kickstarter.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You fools! You fiends! This is your last chance to back DANSE MACABRE, the hit medieval horror rpg game by Stilllfleet Studio— with art and words on a drown’d, monstrous Venice by me, Ethan Gouldini! Espionage and exploration in a Mediterranea beyond DEEATHHa 🎃☠️⚔️👹
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wyt...
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Zohran Mamdani and Lina Khan shaking hands with a kaPOW sound against an energized background in the same style as Ryu and Cyclops in the opening for Marvel vs. Capcom
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ALERT—there are only 24 hours left to back Danse Macabre: Medieval Horror Roleplaying www.kickstarter.com/projects/wyt...

Don't miss our 3rd full Grit System game!
@timespace.place @oddgobgrasso.bsky.social @eeranu5.bsky.social @spectralhouse.bsky.social @hollowearths.bsky.social @kickstarter.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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⏳ 48 hours left to get Danse Macabre at Kickstarter prices and be part of the historical beauty and the madness! Stillfleet.com/danse Don’t miss out! @timespace.place
#rpg #ttrpg #tabletopgames #Medieval #Horror #kickstarter
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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When the original document is burnt with a flame of magnesium and feldspar the secret “the opposite of what we meantitution” is revealed
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM