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David (Spartan)
@spartanmello.bsky.social
Lover and spreadsheet maker of all things sports, physics, and Esports.

Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
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Turns out MSU has some very old and lopsided games, but here's the best I could do with Spartygami!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!

@sickoscommittee.org
Right call to go for it, good play call, just poor execution. Dang.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When the game isn't mired in ref controversies, it can be quite fun to watch!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I love when the Lions have two teams of opponents on the field.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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There was no way that timeout was called before the false start. LeFleur wasn't even looking at the official when it happened.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Okay, the conspiracy theorists might be onto something here
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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TIMEOUT WAS LATE MY GOD
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love that you can see the GB player go early, then a full second passes, then the timeout gets called.

Masterclass from these Zebras. Fuck this league.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Why bother reviewing that if you're going to ignore the video evidence?
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Current status #LGRW
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"We need a bold design, one that will capture the heart of a nation"

"Uhhh, how about we throw a bunch of lines on it?"

"Brilliant!!! C'est parfait!"
France has unveiled their jerseys for the 2026 Olympic hockey team 🇫🇷

(h/t: x/Hockey_FRA)
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What a shame, just became too Down With the Thickness.
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri, have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix.

Both McLaren cars were determined to have less thickness of the rearmost skid than required. #F1
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sports exist to make us sad 😢

Glad they kept it close, but fuck that stinks
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
MSU getting jobbed by the refs again. What a surprise.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I really wonder if having a better punt/kick coverage team could have been the difference in multiple games this year.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dare I say that this defense is fun to watch so far?
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Days are better when the Spartans play well. Big last 17ish minutes left!

...I need to not let these kids have a negative impact on my mood if things go downhill like usual 😂
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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TARPS OFF IN EAST LANSING
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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HOCKEYTOWN HERE WE COME! 🗣️

The 2025-26 PWHL Takeover Tour presented by Ally is headed BACK to @littlecaesarsarena.bsky.social on January 3.

➡️ thepwhl.com/en/takeover-to…
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You've heard of Crab-season Maryland, but now we're learning about the power of Basketball-season Kentucky football!

@sickoscommittee.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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TIERNAN SHOUDY WINS IT IN OT!
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Difficult games require serious study. To help guide your research, BASILISK and I are giving away a foil copy of Rhystic Study!

To enter:

• Follow @basilisk.gg
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!

Bonus entries available on another platform
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THAT'S MY GUY!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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2nd craziest thing a Will Smith has done live on the international stage
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM