SPAMTON J. SPAMTON (TF2 Arc)
@spammywammy.bsky.social
I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER SPAMTON GIMMICK ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I'M THE REAL [[DEAL or NO DEAL!]]
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TAKE A [[WILD GUESS FAMILY CARD GAME FOR KIDS]] WHO RUNS ME?
SPAMTON OF COURSE [[VALUED CUSTOMER]].
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TAKE A [[WILD GUESS FAMILY CARD GAME FOR KIDS]] WHO RUNS ME?
SPAMTON OF COURSE [[VALUED CUSTOMER]].
I [[Endorsement]] [[STEAM.COM]] Support!
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February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I [[Endorsement]] [[STEAM.COM]] Support!
HEY- A- HEY HEY [[gracious benifactors!]] I SHALL COMENCE THE [[marketing trend]]
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@cynplushiemeowmeow.bsky.social
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February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
HEY- A- HEY HEY [[gracious benifactors!]] I SHALL COMENCE THE [[marketing trend]]
DONT FUCKING TAKE ME BACK THERE NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NOT THAT [[heaven...?]] [[FORSAKEN CITY GOLDEN]] SHITHOLE NOT THAT FUCKING [[spider]] DEN PLEASE OH FUCK I LIKE [[standing up school]] RIGHT SIDE UP OH FUCK OH PLEASE
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January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
DONT FUCKING TAKE ME BACK THERE NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NOT THAT [[heaven...?]] [[FORSAKEN CITY GOLDEN]] SHITHOLE NOT THAT FUCKING [[spider]] DEN PLEASE OH FUCK I LIKE [[standing up school]] RIGHT SIDE UP OH FUCK OH PLEASE
HAPPY [[celebrate!]] 2014! I [[replace the 'H' in Hope to a fart, relax its called dark humour libreal]] YOU [[loyal customers]] I SHALL NOW [[procceed]] TO MAKE ALL MY [[product.]] [[-50% off!]]
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January 5, 2026 at 10:25 AM
HAPPY [[celebrate!]] 2014! I [[replace the 'H' in Hope to a fart, relax its called dark humour libreal]] YOU [[loyal customers]] I SHALL NOW [[procceed]] TO MAKE ALL MY [[product.]] [[-50% off!]]
I'M [[WATCHING AND DREAMING]] MY [[shareholders]] GET ALL THE [[we only want attention]] WHILE I HAVE TO [[sitting in the cuck chair]]
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'M [[WATCHING AND DREAMING]] MY [[shareholders]] GET ALL THE [[we only want attention]] WHILE I HAVE TO [[sitting in the cuck chair]]
WAIT THERE WAS A [[virius detected, give 20 bucks to [[Sary never clear]] ]] IN [[Y2K2X]]??? I THOUGHT WE WERE [[LET ME OUT PLEASE OH GOD ALL MIGHTY]] INININSIDE BECAUSE OF [[that damn pig...]]
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
WAIT THERE WAS A [[virius detected, give 20 bucks to [[Sary never clear]] ]] IN [[Y2K2X]]??? I THOUGHT WE WERE [[LET ME OUT PLEASE OH GOD ALL MIGHTY]] INININSIDE BECAUSE OF [[that damn pig...]]
[[both? both? both is good.]]
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[[both? both? both is good.]]
IM PRETTIER THAN [[All of the above]] YOU [[pretty princesses]]. [[ACCEPT]] THE [[TERMS OF SERVICE]]S I AM [[THE PRETTY PRIVLAGES ARE REAL SANS]]. I AM THE [[Mirror mirror on the wall]] PRETTIEST PRINCESS OF [[ALL OF THE ABOVE]]
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
IM PRETTIER THAN [[All of the above]] YOU [[pretty princesses]]. [[ACCEPT]] THE [[TERMS OF SERVICE]]S I AM [[THE PRETTY PRIVLAGES ARE REAL SANS]]. I AM THE [[Mirror mirror on the wall]] PRETTIEST PRINCESS OF [[ALL OF THE ABOVE]]
MY [[BUT HEY THATS JUST A]] IS THAT YOUR A [[dirty little imposter, aren't you? aren't you?]] JUST PRETENDING TO [[Hey, be yourself, unless if your really shitty then pretend to be someone less shitty]]. AND THATS [[identity fraud inssurance cancled]] . [[Go straight to jail. do not pass go.]]
WRONG THEORIES!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MY [[BUT HEY THATS JUST A]] IS THAT YOUR A [[dirty little imposter, aren't you? aren't you?]] JUST PRETENDING TO [[Hey, be yourself, unless if your really shitty then pretend to be someone less shitty]]. AND THATS [[identity fraud inssurance cancled]] . [[Go straight to jail. do not pass go.]]
I HAVE [[Nuh uh]] [[SCOTT THE WOZ!!?!?? branded clue coming to a store very far from you don't even TRY to get its so fucking far away]] WHAT COMES AFTER [[TWO.]] I'M PRETTY SURE ITS [[alex... please... just give me the pringles...]]
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I HAVE [[Nuh uh]] [[SCOTT THE WOZ!!?!?? branded clue coming to a store very far from you don't even TRY to get its so fucking far away]] WHAT COMES AFTER [[TWO.]] I'M PRETTY SURE ITS [[alex... please... just give me the pringles...]]
ITS [[Actually its 8:30]] FOR SOME GOOD 'OL [[What you gonna climb a mountain?]] THE ONLY [[Well you truely are a gamer]] WHERE YOU CAN [[Too bad I'm just playing the Game, Game, game.]] AS A [[woman? is that a type of rouglike sub-genre?]] SUPRISING DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING [[ONE]] GENDER.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ITS [[Actually its 8:30]] FOR SOME GOOD 'OL [[What you gonna climb a mountain?]] THE ONLY [[Well you truely are a gamer]] WHERE YOU CAN [[Too bad I'm just playing the Game, Game, game.]] AS A [[woman? is that a type of rouglike sub-genre?]] SUPRISING DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING [[ONE]] GENDER.
TRANS RIGHTS.
I AL5O REALLY [[5 star reveiw would reccomend]] PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND [[GREAT CUSTOMERS, GREAT DEALS, GREAT PRODUCTS]] SAYING THAT ITS A HUMAN RIGHT IS REALLY [[Day after day after day after]] MAKING! [[heaven...? are you watching...?]] BLESS TRANSPORT
I AL5O REALLY [[5 star reveiw would reccomend]] PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND [[GREAT CUSTOMERS, GREAT DEALS, GREAT PRODUCTS]] SAYING THAT ITS A HUMAN RIGHT IS REALLY [[Day after day after day after]] MAKING! [[heaven...? are you watching...?]] BLESS TRANSPORT
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December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
TRANS RIGHTS.
I AL5O REALLY [[5 star reveiw would reccomend]] PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND [[GREAT CUSTOMERS, GREAT DEALS, GREAT PRODUCTS]] SAYING THAT ITS A HUMAN RIGHT IS REALLY [[Day after day after day after]] MAKING! [[heaven...? are you watching...?]] BLESS TRANSPORT
I AL5O REALLY [[5 star reveiw would reccomend]] PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND [[GREAT CUSTOMERS, GREAT DEALS, GREAT PRODUCTS]] SAYING THAT ITS A HUMAN RIGHT IS REALLY [[Day after day after day after]] MAKING! [[heaven...? are you watching...?]] BLESS TRANSPORT
OH OH OH THIS [[MARKETING CAMPAIGN]] IS VERY [[23% PROFIT BOOST IN 3Q 2016]]. SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? I'M VERY [[no thats no good]] AT READING
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
OH OH OH THIS [[MARKETING CAMPAIGN]] IS VERY [[23% PROFIT BOOST IN 3Q 2016]]. SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? I'M VERY [[no thats no good]] AT READING
SHOULD I, [[1# RATED SALESMAN 1997]], BECOME A FURRY?
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SHOULD I, [[1# RATED SALESMAN 1997]], BECOME A FURRY?
OH YOU WANT A [[moist, delicious]] CAKE DON'T YOU? WELL WELL WELL DO I HAVE A [[generous deal]] FOR YOU! A A A GLUETEN FREE, [[CALLORY SUPLIMENT]] FREE, [[FLAVOR FROLEY NEW SONG TOMMOROW]] FREE, AND FULLY ARTIFICAL CAKE!!! ITS BEEN QUALLITY [[Are you sure?]]ED
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
OH YOU WANT A [[moist, delicious]] CAKE DON'T YOU? WELL WELL WELL DO I HAVE A [[generous deal]] FOR YOU! A A A GLUETEN FREE, [[CALLORY SUPLIMENT]] FREE, [[FLAVOR FROLEY NEW SONG TOMMOROW]] FREE, AND FULLY ARTIFICAL CAKE!!! ITS BEEN QUALLITY [[Are you sure?]]ED
SORRY EVERY, IF IF MY [[Personalized avertisements]] AREN'T AS [[UBERCHARGED]] I 4M CURRENTLY GO1NG THROUGH MY [[2ND WORST THING THAT'LL HAPPEND TO YOU TODAY IS PORN0GROPHY OF YOUR MOTHER]] DIVORCE AND PLANNING MY TH1RD
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
SORRY EVERY, IF IF MY [[Personalized avertisements]] AREN'T AS [[UBERCHARGED]] I 4M CURRENTLY GO1NG THROUGH MY [[2ND WORST THING THAT'LL HAPPEND TO YOU TODAY IS PORN0GROPHY OF YOUR MOTHER]] DIVORCE AND PLANNING MY TH1RD
WANNA [GREAT DEAL]]? FOR YOU, YOU, YOU. IF YOU [[BLUE STOP SIGN]] FUCKING SETTING UP [[4.99]] SENETRYS, AND STANDING NEAR THEM SO WHEN I [[hyperlink blocked]] THEM YOU FUCKING [[Clean up on Isle 4]] THEM AND WHEN I KILL YOU THEY FUCKING [[yoo i just verified the golden]] TO ME AND FUCKING [[DIE]] ME
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
WANNA [GREAT DEAL]]? FOR YOU, YOU, YOU. IF YOU [[BLUE STOP SIGN]] FUCKING SETTING UP [[4.99]] SENETRYS, AND STANDING NEAR THEM SO WHEN I [[hyperlink blocked]] THEM YOU FUCKING [[Clean up on Isle 4]] THEM AND WHEN I KILL YOU THEY FUCKING [[yoo i just verified the golden]] TO ME AND FUCKING [[DIE]] ME
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU H4VEN'T BEEN ENOUGH OF A FEMI:NEST? [[Well Well Well]] DO I HAVE THE [[Satisfaction Garenteed]] PRODUC7. WHY NOT [[BUY NOW!]] THIS [[Super mario wonder gift card]] HURICAN3! IT HAS 14 [[I could eat a]] [[FREIND]] INSIDE IT and [[Can it kill a squirel?]] 4000 KROMER PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU H4VEN'T BEEN ENOUGH OF A FEMI:NEST? [[Well Well Well]] DO I HAVE THE [[Satisfaction Garenteed]] PRODUC7. WHY NOT [[BUY NOW!]] THIS [[Super mario wonder gift card]] HURICAN3! IT HAS 14 [[I could eat a]] [[FREIND]] INSIDE IT and [[Can it kill a squirel?]] 4000 KROMER PEOPLE!!!!!!!
i can't fucking take this anymore
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i can't fucking take this anymore
HAVE YOU EVER FELT [[12 ded very sad]]? NO? WELL SHUT THE [[heaven? are you there?]] UP YES YOU HAVE. I HAVE THIS STATE OF THE [[The art of the blade by Mbed]] [[DUCKTECTIVE, HES BAD AT HIS JAUB]] THING, HE'S GLUTEN FREE, NO [[ARTIFICAL ACCENT BY VipRin]] SWEETENERS, HIS NAME'S GREG. 12 Kromer BUY.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
HAVE YOU EVER FELT [[12 ded very sad]]? NO? WELL SHUT THE [[heaven? are you there?]] UP YES YOU HAVE. I HAVE THIS STATE OF THE [[The art of the blade by Mbed]] [[DUCKTECTIVE, HES BAD AT HIS JAUB]] THING, HE'S GLUTEN FREE, NO [[ARTIFICAL ACCENT BY VipRin]] SWEETENERS, HIS NAME'S GREG. 12 Kromer BUY.
YOU WANT A [[MOJANG PLEASE GIVE US THE CAVE UPDATE]]??? WELL GOOD [[duh duh duh villager news]]! I FOUND THIS [[Yum yum very tasty]] AT THIS COOL PLACE WITH PEOPLE [[WinRar 30 day free trial]]ING [[ALL OF THE ABOVE]] BLACK AND THERE WERE THESE [[GMDTubular9]] CANDLES! ONLY 19.97 KROMER PEOPLE!
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
YOU WANT A [[MOJANG PLEASE GIVE US THE CAVE UPDATE]]??? WELL GOOD [[duh duh duh villager news]]! I FOUND THIS [[Yum yum very tasty]] AT THIS COOL PLACE WITH PEOPLE [[WinRar 30 day free trial]]ING [[ALL OF THE ABOVE]] BLACK AND THERE WERE THESE [[GMDTubular9]] CANDLES! ONLY 19.97 KROMER PEOPLE!
I AM [[Diary of a Wimpy kid: Deep end kids book for SCOTT THE WOZ?????]] THAT I POSTED THAT,,, I MEANT TO [[Nintendo switch 2 now in stock]] ACCOUNTS.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I AM [[Diary of a Wimpy kid: Deep end kids book for SCOTT THE WOZ?????]] THAT I POSTED THAT,,, I MEANT TO [[Nintendo switch 2 now in stock]] ACCOUNTS.