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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!

/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??

/Weirder Route
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE

[Hyperlink Blocked]
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]

/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?

/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON

/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tenna - THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story]

/Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON

/10th Anniversary
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM