Spamton Quotes
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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
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Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social
Some quotes aren't from the game itself
Replies are sometimes modified quotes
Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social
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Spamton Quotes
@spamtonquotes.bsky.social
· Sep 20
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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
WHAT!?
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
WHAT!?
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
... IT'S FOR YOU.
THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ]
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
THE [Nerd] OF THAT GUY, ASKING ME IF I WANT TO [Br34k] MY [F1st ]
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!
ENL4RGE Yourself
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
ENL4RGE Yourself
WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgu
/10th Anniversary
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgu
/10th Anniversary
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgu
/10th Anniversary
[You're disgusting!] [You're disgusting!]
[You're disgu
/10th Anniversary
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW.
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW.
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
WELL MY [Deliciously fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...]
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?!
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?!
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge]
SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!
SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!
January 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge]
SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!
SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW...
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW...
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 AM
WHO PUT [portable IBS] ON MY [adult Booster seat]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary