Spamton Quotes
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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
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Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social
Some quotes aren't from the game itself
Replies are sometimes modified quotes
Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social
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Spamton Quotes
@spamtonquotes.bsky.social
· Sep 20
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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!
/10th Anniversary
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!
/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!
/10th Anniversary
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!!
/10th Anniversary
... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??
/Weirder Route
/Weirder Route
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]??
/Weirder Route
/Weirder Route
DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE
[Hyperlink Blocked]
[Hyperlink Blocked]
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE
[Hyperlink Blocked]
[Hyperlink Blocked]
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]
/10th Anniversary
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]
/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]
/10th Anniversary
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]
/10th Anniversary
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT...
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[Fries]!? WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT'S NOT EVEN [Fr**nch]!?
/10th Anniversary
/10th Anniversary
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!
/10th Anniversary
THAT MEANS ME!!!
/10th Anniversary
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!
/10th Anniversary
THAT MEANS ME!!!
/10th Anniversary
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL
GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
Tenna - THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story]
/Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped
/Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tenna - THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story]
/Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped
/Tenna Check text if Dealmaker is equipped
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ]
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary
[what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON
/10th Anniversary