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SPAMTON J. SPAMTON
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I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER SPAMTON GIMMICK ACCOUNTS BECAUSE I'M THE REAL [[DEAL or NO DEAL!]]

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TAKE A [[WILD GUESS FAMILY CARD GAME FOR KIDS]] WHO RUNS ME?


SPAMTON OF COURSE [[VALUED CUSTOMER]].
i can fall down more [[fell down a flight of stairs]] than you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
damn...

you...

tenna...
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OH GOD DID [[Transformers action figure collector's set]] TAKE OVER THE CONCEPT OF TIME.

HOW FUCKING POWERFUL ARE [[Fem&M's]]

please don't hurt me. i don't wanna die this [[[powerless]]
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I MUST SPECIFY 1 HAVE [[Whats nine plus ten - Twenty wan?]] OF THSE [[Great catch!]]3S AND THE [[GREAT SAVINGS]] ARE FOR ONLY [[one]] FOR THE WHOLE SET WE HAVE A [[FREE IPHONE 12 GIVE AWAY ONLY 5 DAYS REMAIN]] WHICH FOR [[twenty wan]] CANDLES YOU ONLY PAY 56,000.99 KROMER

BUY NOWW!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
OH FUCK WRONG ACCOUNT
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
AH THATS [[Carnival games online FREE no-adds]] I ALSO [[Would not recomend, 47.3 hours of playtime]] THE GOVERMENT! I HATE THOSE GUYS!
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I WILL [[select all]] AND [[Question 15; What is your favorite kind of letuce?]] WHO ELSE'S [[BlooDrop by OvniFella]] IS UPON THY.
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
SPAMTON J. SPAMTON. WORLD'S BEST [[1997 Salesman]] I AM BETTER THAN ALL TH3SE [[LAIR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE]]S!
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[[DO NOT dig straight down, You WILL be examined for DUMBASSERY]] my own [[To the grave by Green user Darnoc2]]
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
this [[UNCULTURED SWINE]] TOOK MY FUCKING LIFE. F1RST THEY TAK3 MY [[patience is all gone when dealing with AI]] TH3N MY [[please connect microphone USB to continue using this service]], AND NOW THIS [[NYANING]] C4T TAKES MY SH0P?!!?!

[[sigh.ogg]] welp looks like battery acid is the way to go...
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
NO [[I'm The Joker Baby!]] I just generaly [[Negative user prefrence]] your lack of pupils.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i uh, i want to speak to a [[ACE ATTORNY JUSTICE FOR ALL]] before threatining violence against a [[INDIE ANIMATED PILOT GAINS 100 MILLION VEIWS IN SINGLE MONTH, AND 15 OTHER NEWS STORIES THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE 12th 8/11 OPENED]]
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i already am a big shot dipshit.

i hate when all these [[Very not poggers]] [[Copycat by vetgam]]'S [[Double feature, Duck hunt on back, Some random Pro-Drug PSA I found at target on the front]] MY WHOLE [[2 PLANKS STACKED ONTOP]] I AM [[THE GREAT PAPYRUS]] EVERYONE [[Five Star Reveiw]]s ME.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
DON'T [[CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK APPRICIATED]] ME [[WHAT BY SPU7NIX]] TO DO.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I [[VOTE MATPAT 2028]] [[EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF TIME FULL ALBUM HD 4K QUALLITY REUPLOAD NO ADS]] YOU DON'T VOTE FOR.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
NOT ME. I'D RATHER [[all out of stock]] MYSELF THAN EVEN LOOK AT YOUR [[#1 Dad mug, gag gift, 4'5', GIFT FOR MEN, WOMEN, OR SCOTT THE WOZ, 11oz PRINTED ONE SIDE ONLY DO NOT LEAVE A ONE STAR REVEIW FOR IT ONLY BEING ONE SIDE JESSICA!]] FOR ANOTHER [[60 secconds game developed by ROBOT GENTLEMEN]]
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I MAY HAVE [[DIMENTIA QUELLING PILLS, REMEMBER EVEN LESS BY THE TIME YOU GET VERY EEPY]] BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER [[Send button]]ING THOSE MESSAGES. MY [[FRIDAY NIGHT NEWS]] MAY JUST BE [[Y2K ASTETHIC HANDBAG 21.99]] BUT I AM VERY [[HIP]] and [[tuuubularrrrrr, dude!]]
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what the actuall fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
THIS IS NOT YOUR [[LOVABLE SALESMAN]], I AM BEING [[PICTURE FRAME 4'5' ONLY 74.99]]. I WOULD NEVER HELP [[POTENTIAL SPAMMAIL]] IN COMMITING [[RAID SHADOW LEDGENDS, JOIN NOW WITH MY QR CODE GET 100 FREE GEMS WORTH 14.99]]
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM