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Mara, MPA
@spaghettioplate.bsky.social
She/they, Jewish, Ace, pondscum

be nice to me I'm a cancer survivor (Kazuma Kiryu is real and my friend)

🇵🇸 antizionism =/= antisemitism
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this is me btw when youre being mean to me this is who youre being mean to
Babbel is teaching me how to talk with latam one piece fans
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"is adam friedland the joe rogan of the left?" this and other questions to produce at thanksgiving that will give your grandmother a stroke
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Post-op transmasc silent hill 2 fan with a "there was a hole here, it's gone now" tattoo
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Well when he puts it that way ig it has been a good few months
His diapers are all full up
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every silk has its song - Jane Silksong
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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silksongs
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I really need a cis girlfriend so I can call her a chaser as a form of affection
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Horrible nightmare where James Somerton makes return to Youtube and he got CancelledSwole
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't think Id fully put together how lesbian I am until just a bit ago the beautiful femme I was on a date with called me gorgeous and I short circuited
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This man is always living my dream, but he looks so happy and so kind, so I can't be jealous or mad
Visiting one of the great props of all times!! The original… Can you name it?
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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In honor of the 21st of September, here's the Capsule Obtain music from Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3
September 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
It's Tuesday and I've run 10 kilometers this week and walked probably an additional 13 and ya know? I feel great! It continually fucks me up that the people that say consistent exercise will make you feel good are right
August 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm gonna get to see Jaws in IMAX soon. Never kill yourself.
August 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Cyber truck was driving behind me in a single lane so I stuck to 10 below the speed limit #praxis
August 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would gain so much gender euphoria from someone asking me to beat them to death
August 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A cishet guy friend of mine didn't believe me that carabiners are a lesbian thing so I googled it to show him and learned there's a whole carabiner code and how I've been wearing my keys just cause it's most comfortable apparently means "I'm a bottom" lmfao
August 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM